I'm pretty sure my friend's testicles are popped. Someone dropkicked him down there. I can't imagine the pain he went through.
A guy I knew in high school ended up getting his balls smashed.
He married this kind of crazy chick after he knocked her up at a party after we graduated, and they ended up getting married. Well, as time went on, kind of crazy turned into batshit fucked up crazy, and one day he woke up tied to the bed all spread-eagle and naked. She had drugged his food with sleeping pills the evening before and tied him up. So he wakes up, and she walks into the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe, so he figures she wants to get into some kinky sex shit.
Instead, she accuses him of cheating on her (which he wasn't--he was too stupid to actually do it effectively), and then she leans down and picks up one of those aluminum baseball bats and fires three shots right to the groin. She busted his pelvis in three places and literally destroyed his balls. She hit them so hard, they popped like grapes.
When he got out of the hospital, they got divorced. She went into psychiatric care and he went to group therapy.
When he told me the story, I was so horrified, I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm pretty sure my friend's testicles are popped. Someone dropkicked him down there. I can't imagine the pain he went through.
A guy I knew in high school ended up getting his balls smashed.
He married this kind of crazy chick after he knocked her up at a party after we graduated, and they ended up getting married. Well, as time went on, kind of crazy turned into batshit fucked up crazy, and one day he woke up tied to the bed all spread-eagle and naked. She had drugged his food with sleeping pills the evening before and tied him up. So he wakes up, and she walks into the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe, so he figures she wants to get into some kinky sex shit.
Instead, she accuses him of cheating on her (which he wasn't--he was too stupid to actually do it effectively), and then she leans down and picks up one of those aluminum baseball bats and fires three shots right to the groin. She busted his pelvis in three places and literally destroyed his balls. She hit them so hard, they popped like grapes.
When he got out of the hospital, they got divorced. She went into psychiatric care and he went to group therapy.
When he told me the story, I was so horrified, I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm pretty sure my friend's testicles are popped. Someone dropkicked him down there. I can't imagine the pain he went through.
A guy I knew in high school ended up getting his balls smashed.
He married this kind of crazy chick after he knocked her up at a party after we graduated, and they ended up getting married. Well, as time went on, kind of crazy turned into batshit fucked up crazy, and one day he woke up tied to the bed all spread-eagle and naked. She had drugged his food with sleeping pills the evening before and tied him up. So he wakes up, and she walks into the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe, so he figures she wants to get into some kinky sex shit.
Instead, she accuses him of cheating on her (which he wasn't--he was too stupid to actually do it effectively), and then she leans down and picks up one of those aluminum baseball bats and fires three shots right to the groin. She busted his pelvis in three places and literally destroyed his balls. She hit them so hard, they popped like grapes.
When he got out of the hospital, they got divorced. She went into psychiatric care and he went to group therapy.
When he told me the story, I was so horrified, I couldn't stop laughing.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
I think you would be too busy cowering in fear/passing out/vomiting. Unless you mean post-hospital stay.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
You have some i think moderately serious mental problems
My ex was a quarter Japanese (and built like a Russian tank). His skin was FLAWLESS. Every so often when he'd get depressed... like really, painfully, lock-yourself-in-a-dark-room-for-a-week depressed, he'd surface with a tiny red spot somewhere on his face.
And I'd know that something was terribly wrong.
As somebody who had hideous skin as a kid, I kind of hated him for it.
No actually for me i think the zit thing was so much more disgusting.
Like even worse than horrible injuries
im pretty sure i would scream myself to sleep every night if my wife falsely accused me of cheating, then proceeded to smash the fuck out of my manhood with an aluminum baseball bat
ive heard of the popping pimples thing
hell ive even heard of a guy that liked to go down on his girl during her period cause he "liked the crunchy dried blood," thats a direct quote
The bad thing was, I hadn't seen him in about six years when he calls me out of the fucking blue. I had already moved twice, and was even living in a different State, and he still somehow tracks me down. So he asks me how things are and all that, and then he lays this shit on me. "Dude, she totally ruined me. I can't have no kids no more."
First thought: HOORAY FOR MANKIND
Second thought: GOD DAMN THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY
So after about a 90 minute pause, I just said, "Man, that's horrid. So...Uh...did she still pick her nose and eat it after you were married?"
"Dude! My balls! She wrecked my BALLS!"
"Oh, yeah. That sucks."
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
You have some i think moderately serious mental problems
maybe, but as long as they're only released when a chick smashed my balls with a baseball bat, I think I'm doing alright.
My ex was a quarter Japanese (and built like a Russian tank). His skin was FLAWLESS. Every so often when he'd get depressed... like really, painfully, lock-yourself-in-a-dark-room-for-a-week depressed, he'd surface with a tiny red spot somewhere on his face.
And I'd know that something was terribly wrong.
As somebody who had hideous skin as a kid, I kind of hated him for it.
My face is blemish-free for the most part, but the skin on my legs and arms is pretty fucked up with scars and marks and stuff... I have horrible skin (except on the face).
The bad thing was, I hadn't seen him in about six years when he calls me out of the fucking blue. I had already moved twice, and was even living in a different State, and he still somehow tracks me down. So he asks me how things are and all that, and then he lays this shit on me. "Dude, she totally ruined me. I can't have no kids no more."
First thought: HOORAY FOR MANKIND
Second thought: GOD DAMN THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY
So after about a 90 minute pause, I just said, "Man, that's horrid. So...Uh...did she still pick her nose and eat it after you were married?"
"Dude! My balls! She wrecked my BALLS!"
"Oh, yeah. That sucks."
hahahaha
Ball wrecker. that is going to be a new phrase
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I suffer from ingrown hairs everywhere but my face. Also weird red spots all over except on my face. My face is rather pimple free most of the time but the rest of my body is terrible. Well, my peener is fine.
I once had this giant pussy red sore on my penis. I sort of popped the sore and it wouldn't stop bleeding, I was afraid I was going to die but I was too embarrassed to call anyone, so I just sat on the toilet and waited for it to stop bleeding.
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A guy I knew in high school ended up getting his balls smashed.
He married this kind of crazy chick after he knocked her up at a party after we graduated, and they ended up getting married. Well, as time went on, kind of crazy turned into batshit fucked up crazy, and one day he woke up tied to the bed all spread-eagle and naked. She had drugged his food with sleeping pills the evening before and tied him up. So he wakes up, and she walks into the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe, so he figures she wants to get into some kinky sex shit.
Instead, she accuses him of cheating on her (which he wasn't--he was too stupid to actually do it effectively), and then she leans down and picks up one of those aluminum baseball bats and fires three shots right to the groin. She busted his pelvis in three places and literally destroyed his balls. She hit them so hard, they popped like grapes.
When he got out of the hospital, they got divorced. She went into psychiatric care and he went to group therapy.
When he told me the story, I was so horrified, I couldn't stop laughing.
Hahahaha
Holy shit
he is invincible
Oh
my
god
why would you
oh lord the pain oh god no
Did... did I just offend Se++ ?
I... I should go now.
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lol its ok, the baseball bat to the balls beat your story
so its ok
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that takes some crazy amount of talent
Would it have made it hotter if I had made more DC references?
Like even worse than horrible injuries
I would kill that fucking bitch so hard.
That would be one time where I would be so pissed that consequences wouldn't even mater to me. I'd just tied her up, standing with her legs spread, punch my fist into her vagina, grab some shit and tear it out. Do that a few times then just let her crotch bleed until she died.
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Instead of the whole bat to the balls thing, maybe work some Martian Manhunter in there, and some Speed Force and the Batawang.
Yes. Yes this is good.
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pretty much the best.
Rip out her cervix and feed it to her.
I think you would be too busy cowering in fear/passing out/vomiting. Unless you mean post-hospital stay.
shove a flare up ins
You have some i think moderately serious mental problems
And I'd know that something was terribly wrong.
As somebody who had hideous skin as a kid, I kind of hated him for it.
im pretty sure i would scream myself to sleep every night if my wife falsely accused me of cheating, then proceeded to smash the fuck out of my manhood with an aluminum baseball bat
ive heard of the popping pimples thing
hell ive even heard of a guy that liked to go down on his girl during her period cause he "liked the crunchy dried blood," thats a direct quote
i am not kidding.
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First thought: HOORAY FOR MANKIND
Second thought: GOD DAMN THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY
So after about a 90 minute pause, I just said, "Man, that's horrid. So...Uh...did she still pick her nose and eat it after you were married?"
"Dude! My balls! She wrecked my BALLS!"
"Oh, yeah. That sucks."
maybe, but as long as they're only released when a chick smashed my balls with a baseball bat, I think I'm doing alright.
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My face is blemish-free for the most part, but the skin on my legs and arms is pretty fucked up with scars and marks and stuff... I have horrible skin (except on the face).
hahahaha
Ball wrecker. that is going to be a new phrase
I can handle guys liking to fuck a girl while she's on the rag... but that... that is a little out of my comfort zone.
God I need to take a shower.
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Yeah, I kind of wretched when I read that.
That's just downright
Unhygenic.
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i kind of suck
Fuck this.
God.
I got another trade of Powers to read, and it is far less horrible than this. And sometimes there's dirty stuff.
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This is problematic. Horrifyingly so.