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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never touched a real gun

    not even to hold it

    guns repulse me

    "I believe

    a man's deadliest weapons

    are his limbs







    or the katana"

    Nerdgasmic on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. Willow.

    How normal. :?

    hahahahahahaha

    funny story

    Pony on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Phil G. wrote: »
    The only thing that is scary is that your cousin or whoever didn't teach you principle weapon safety before letting you fool around with them.

    Grumble grumble, get off my range

    eh. We checked the chamber and the magazine before we did anything with them.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    or maybe this

    n56006978_33352344_9018.jpg

    You know, the Pink Floyd shirt just doesn't seem so scary to me...

    LoserForHireX on
    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    Phil G.Phil G. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Phil G. wrote: »
    The only thing that is scary is that your cousin or whoever didn't teach you principle weapon safety before letting you fool around with them.

    Grumble grumble, get off my range

    eh. We checked the chamber and the magazine before we did anything with them.

    I'm just being a crotchety bastard, like normal.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    or maybe this
    n56006978_33352344_9018.jpg

    You know, the Pink Floyd shirt just doesn't seem so scary to me...

    Pink floyd says I will hardcore shoot your ass!

    Or just smoke some weed and forget about it.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I didn't like my rifle when I got it in basic. But by the time I graduated it was, like, not even a thing.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Tanooki MarioTanooki Mario __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Phil G. wrote: »
    The only thing that is scary is that your cousin or whoever didn't teach you principle weapon safety before letting you fool around with them.

    Grumble grumble, get off my range

    Thank you

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Res wrote: »
    I didn't like my rifle when I got it in basic. But by the time I graduated it was, like, not even a thing.

    Because there are many like it, but that one is yours?

    Passerbye on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    or maybe this

    n56006978_33352344_9018.jpg

    Can I throttle you for poor trigger discipline?

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We're getting a gun in Hawaii eventually. WHOO.

    That's all I have to say.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i used to carry knives

    like, often knives

    plural

    usually one strapped to my calf, under my pantleg, and one in my pocket

    sometimes a foldable one that fit into a wristband i used to wear

    anyway i stopped doing that a while ago

    i got to a point in my life where A) i stopped being that paranoid about being overwhelmed in a confrontation and

    B) i just realized that there's not a whole lot of damage i could do with a knife that i couldn't do more effectively with my hands

    and that for the purposes of swiftly putting down a violent confrontation by a show of force

    hurting someone by hand is far more intimidating than just waving a knife around

    i learned this the hard way

    but it was a lesson learned

    Pony on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. Willow.

    How normal. :?

    What's wrong with "normal" cat names? :P

    Willow is nice for bourgeois softies who eat silk and wear wine robes.

    But Hellspike is the name of a cat that can reliably defend a free man's home.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Every time I read the word 'crotchety' I get odd images in my head. This doesn't happen when I hear it.

    Passerbye on
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    Tanooki MarioTanooki Mario __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I am glad I am not the only gun enthusiast here

    The things you guys are saying to JebusUD right now make me want to kiss you

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    here is a normal picture of me

    10733_637525297591_56006978_37227402_3008456_n.jpg

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I didn't like my rifle when I got it in basic. But by the time I graduated it was, like, not even a thing.

    Because there are many like it, but that one is yours?

    There's a guy in my battallion who probably used the same goddamn rifle because he was in 2nd platoon Alpha Company 2nd Battallion 46th Infantry Division right after I was.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    here is a normal picture of me

    10733_637525297591_56006978_37227402_3008456_n.jpg

    jebus' career in the WWE was short-lived

    Pony on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Every time I read the word 'crotchety' I get odd images in my head. This doesn't happen when I hear it.

    reminds you of the chatopus?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    are you normally suplexed by girls

    Elendil on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my girlfriend looks really washed out in that photo.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    But pony, you still carry your katana, right?

    No man is safe without one.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i don't have a problem with other people owning or using guns, i should point out

    i just don't like them personally

    if i can go my entire life without ever touching one, i will be happy about that

    because it means something

    it means there's lines i haven't crossed and terrible shit that hasn't happened

    it means i've avoided worst-case scenarios i have thought about and prepared for but never want to have to deal with ever

    Pony on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    are you normally suplexed by girls

    Naked suplex! m i rite?

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. Willow.

    How normal. :?

    What's wrong with "normal" cat names? :P

    Willow is nice for bourgeois softies who eat silk and wear wine robes.

    But Hellspike is the name of a cat that can reliably defend a free man's home.

    Bah. Toby's perfectly capable of mauling intruders.
    Underneath that pink nose lies a fierce predator.
    000w2b89

    Passerbye on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    But pony, you still carry your katana, right?

    No man is safe without one.

    nerdgasmic you make the worst pseudo-weeaboo

    Pony on
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    Tanooki MarioTanooki Mario __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    The part on "Gimmie Shelter" by the Stones where Merry Clayton damn near blows out a vocal cord gets me every time. Already moving enough but god damn does that wailing woman sell it.

    Tanooki Mario on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. Willow.

    How normal. :?

    What's wrong with "normal" cat names? :P

    Willow is nice for bourgeois softies who eat silk and wear wine robes.

    But Hellspike is the name of a cat that can reliably defend a free man's home.

    Bah. Toby's perfectly capable of mauling intruders.
    Underneath that pink nose lies a fierce predator.
    000w2b89


    mau

    Res on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    JustinSane07 on
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    oh are you fucking kidding me

    the girl wasn't even dead, she never died

    you don't dole out that melodrama for the living! it doesn't work that way!

    Rust on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The part on "Gimmie Shelter" by the Stones where Merry Clayton damn near blows out a vocal cord gets me every time. Already moving enough but god damn does that wailing woman sell it.

    The fact that they make you sing it on Rock Band is brutal.

    I am cool with doing a lot of songs but I was like "NO GIMME SHELTER" because I didn't want to belt that out

    Pony on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    But pony, you still carry your katana, right?

    No man is safe without one.

    nerdgasmic you make the worst pseudo-weeaboo

    Are you saying my impression is bad, or that my impression is too good?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Toby is a fantastic kitty.

    Quid on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jeebus you have nice lips.

    On that note, Imma find something to eat before my stomach eats my spine.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    Passerbye on
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    Tanooki MarioTanooki Mario __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    The part on "Gimmie Shelter" by the Stones where Merry Clayton damn near blows out a vocal cord gets me every time. Already moving enough but god damn does that wailing woman sell it.

    The fact that they make you sing it on Rock Band is brutal.

    I am cool with doing a lot of songs but I was like "NO GIMME SHELTER" because I didn't want to belt that out

    Yeah, even though it's the same verse three times in a row, every line and word has a completely different inclination and pitch each time through. I imagine that'd be brutal as fuck.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well, that is enough photo whoring for now. Maybe more when I have a better picture with my girlfriend. Because she just looks weird in that last one.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Jeebus you have nice lips.

    On that note, Imma find something to eat before my stomach eats my spine.

    Be good to each other, [chat].

    I been told I have dick sucking lips by gay dudes before.

    JebusUD on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    When i think of that song I think of the Frigate level in Goldeneye apparently

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Microwaving some left over potatoes.

    Gonna experiment with these:

    4a23274197771d45_.jpg

    Quid on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    The part on "Gimmie Shelter" by the Stones where Merry Clayton damn near blows out a vocal cord gets me every time. Already moving enough but god damn does that wailing woman sell it.

    The fact that they make you sing it on Rock Band is brutal.

    I am cool with doing a lot of songs but I was like "NO GIMME SHELTER" because I didn't want to belt that out

    Yeah, even though it's the same verse three times in a row, every line and word has a completely different inclination and pitch each time through. I imagine that'd be brutal as fuck.

    yep, exactly

    and i hate pussying out on songs and just skipping hard parts

    if i am singing, i am singing god damn it

    it takes a lot for me to even try singing in public anyway, it's one of the few things i am self-conscious about

    so trying to get me to belt out something like that is just unfair

    Pony on
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