Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus'.
Knocked me flat on my ass for about a week, where all I did was sleep. Then I got stuff that happened because of the cold, like a sinus infection and a nasty cough that ripped up my throat.
Not the funnest of times. But I'm better now. Woo!
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus'.
LOL, oh Mitch...
If only you weren't so full of Heroin you might still be making me laugh today.
sometimes when people have me sigged, I will be all scrolling down a page and I'll see "Jordyn wrote:" and then I'll be like "wait what? I haven't even posted in this thread."
And it's weird.
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your phallus is the size of a human? :O
mine is
blimey!
impressive!
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus'.
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Knocked me flat on my ass for about a week, where all I did was sleep. Then I got stuff that happened because of the cold, like a sinus infection and a nasty cough that ripped up my throat.
Not the funnest of times. But I'm better now. Woo!
Sleep a LOT and drink fluids.
Get better
LOL, oh Mitch...
If only you weren't so full of Heroin you might still be making me laugh today.
i've never been to disney world
well my dad always told me to make sure the camera was rolling BEFORE i blew up the blender full of lighter fluid
STEAM!
STEAM!
Jake just wants you to love him
And he wants you to know
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sounds a lot like my father.
all yelling at me in the ICU to suck it up and take it like a man.
screaming at me because I had the gall to ask a nurse to bring me water instead of getting it myself.
good times
I mean if you based your whole diet off just eating shit.
how much shit could you eat before health problems arose
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
STEAM!
human or animal?
animal.... probably quie a bit, however human shit is chock full of moe impurities and toxins.
I'm betting well under a pound of human.
or would there be a shit calorie system
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
kind of like we couldn't live off our own piss
man
what a downer
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Appearantly Redeemer really burned somebody with those pictures but I don't get it.
you shit it out for a reason, a healthy chunk is still digestible, but the majority is toxic and useless to your digestion.
You'd basiclly be eating toxic air for all your body would use it for.
burned my penis into a boner?
eat shit, and die.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
you've still got so much britishing left to do
sometimes when people have me sigged, I will be all scrolling down a page and I'll see "Jordyn wrote:" and then I'll be like "wait what? I haven't even posted in this thread."
And it's weird.
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Edit for grammar.
You should go, but only if you can make it for like 4-5 days at least and also staying at one of their resorts.
for an even better time get one of their meal plans.
Will be the best time of your life if you go with a fun female.
Rank was referring to a burn against himself.
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why Jordyn, why? It's the happiest place on Earth.
9 fucking hours of pure shit.
I've had more fun during a seizure.
At least when I have a seizure, I black out.
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