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My birthday brings all the boys to my house

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo and AWIY should come

    I need people to fall back on in case Pony blacks out too early

    Redeemer on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Pony I didn't know you were single again

    yeah

    long story short

    i am

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Rolo and AWIY should come

    I need people to fall back on in case Pony blacks out too early

    or i get whiskey dick

    i've never had alcohol-induced performance failure

    but it remains something that can actually happen

    Pony on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ... but she was cute.

    What did you do wrong? Where did you fuck up?

    You didn't fuck her cat, did you? Cause, seriously man, that shit is a one way street to weird diseasesville.

    Callius on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What to say, what to say.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    She wanted to see different internets.

    Rankenphile on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    ... but she was cute.

    What did you do wrong? Where did you fuck up?

    You didn't fuck her cat, did you? Cause, seriously man, that shit is a one way street to weird diseasesville.

    naw

    complicated subject

    this ain't the place for such livejournalness

    this is a thread about a party

    not me crying into the internet about my shattered heart and dashed dreams

    Pony on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What do you say, Peter?

    Redeemer on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    giant frogs giant frogs, back to you

    Seph on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony we want long story long

    Jordyn on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What do you say, Peter?

    What sayest thou, bully Andrew?

    CG Faggotry on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Pony we want long story long

    basically

    she doesn't love me and never really did

    she's attracted to me and likes me as a person, and got into a relationship with me with the hopes that those feelings would develop into something deeper over time

    they didn't

    at least for her

    so after almost a year, she figured it was a good idea to end it now rather than risk hurting me worse as time went on

    it was a harsh call but i respect it, her and i are still friends

    Pony on
  • electronicmajielectronicmaji __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    they told me to come here because im a pedophile.

    Hello!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    naw

    complicated subject

    this ain't the place for such livejournalness

    this is a thread about a party

    not me crying into the internet about my shattered heart and dashed dreams
    How else can we console you while the soft whisper of music plays in the background...

    Pony...

    I don't wanna wait
    for our lives to be over...
    I want to know right now
    what will it be?

    Callius on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not a bully

    you are

    Redeemer on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pony we want to hear your story

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    Seph on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That was a boring story, Pony.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    they told me to come here because im a pedophile.

    Hello!

    GTFO

    Pata on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    That was a boring story, Pony.

    what were you expecting really

    i think you let the hype let you down

    Pony on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm not a bully

    you are

    You misinterpret the archaic definition of the word.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pony i would come to your birthday if i lived anywhere not GEORGIA

    Kovak on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pony i would come to your birthday if i lived anywhere not GEORGIA

    i'm hearing an aweful lot of that in this thread

    i thought more people lived in ontario

    i was wrong, apparently!

    alternately dudes like rolo aren't on yet

    Pony on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pony will u dress up like hitman

    Seph on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony make up a cooler break up story to tell.

    Jordyn on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Pony make up a cooler break up story to tell.

    naw i'm good

    i'd really rather not talk about it at all to be honest.

    not exactly my favorite subject!

    Pony on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Pony make up a cooler break up story to tell.

    "I hated to do it, but she was standing in the way of my career goal of becoming a famed international championship eater."

    Rankenphile on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "17, are you there? 17!"

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    pony i would come to your birthday if i lived anywhere not GEORGIA

    i'm hearing an aweful lot of that in this thread

    i thought more people lived in ontario

    i was wrong, apparently!

    alternately dudes like rolo aren't on yet


    I'm in Atlanta, thats a hell of a drive.

    Stale on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One time I broke up with a dude because I caught him fucked up on coke and having sex with my stepdad.

    Jordyn on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God, I love the lead riff from the opening of A Shot in The Dark staring Sellers.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    One time I broke up with a dude because I caught him fucked up on coke and having sex with my stepdad.
    That's amazing.

    Callius on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    One time I broke up with a dude because I caught him fucked up on coke and having sex with my stepdad.

    you and me both.

    Stale on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She was there, just sitting there, at the bar over there. She always came here, to this place in the evenings after the sun went down at night. He had a bad feeling in his stomach he knew something bad was soon to prance. Pony walked up to the girl who was shy but also bored. Bored of a relationship.

    Seph on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    One time I broke up with a dude because it turned out he was stealing all my coke and nailing my daughter.

    Rankenphile on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm not a bully

    you are

    You misinterpret the archaic definition of the word.

    Oh

    Ohhh

    :winky:

    Redeemer on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    soon to prance?

    that is wonderful

    Pony on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    She was there, just sitting there, at the bar over there. She always came here, to this place in the evenings after the sun went down at night. He had a bad feeling in his stomach he knew something bad was soon to prance. Pony walked up to the girl who was shy but also bored. Bored of a relationship.

    this made me laugh uncontrollably

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    soon to prance

    bad things prancing

    you are wonderful seph

    Pony on
  • electronicmajielectronicmaji __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    im not really a pedophile Im just dating a 14 year old girl and im 18...

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm not a bully

    you are

    You misinterpret the archaic definition of the word.

    Oh

    Ohhh

    :winky:

    Sweet, sweet.

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