Last night I picked up 15 ex-rental videos for $10. Usually I'd pay a couple of bucks just to rent one of these C-Grade classics but now they're mine, mine! Talk about the best ex-rental bargains you've found, best cult rentals and the glorious days of slightly puffy video boxes and trashy trailers for movies you're sure were never released.
Oh man I got a good Ex-Rental story. This mon and pop video place was selling VHS tapes and I see one for $2 that caught my eye. It was called Blondes brunettes and redheads. So i excitedly pick it up thinking I am getting a 2 dollar lesbian porno tape.
Its a fucking hunting video.
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War Of The buttons needs to be converted to DVD and sent to me
It's actually an out of print Criterion Collection DVD by David Cronenberg. It's creepy as all fucking git out, only watch it when you feel like getting your creep on.
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oh my god, I used to get ex-rental tapes from the pawn shop next to my old work all the fucking time
one of those deals where you had to buy ten to get them for two bucks each, otherwise they were $3.50
but you could only find like six or seven even decent movies, so you ended up getting some serious crap to make it worth it.
Like, oh god what do I have. Let me see.
Deer Hunder. Aliens. The Punisher. The Heist. Sling Blade. Army of Darkness. Okay, not bad movies.
But to get them, I also had to get Too Young To Die (with Spanish subtitles). The Mack. The Big Hit. Romeo is Bleeding. Critters 4. Car 54 Where Are You? Harrison Bergeron. Kiss of the SPider Woman. Sizzle Beach USA.
You know what Sizzle Beach USA is? I'll bet you don't. It's a Troma movie, which you would think would mean it was cool. But it's not one of those Troma movies, it's one of those Troma titty flicks, and the only redeeming factor at all, if it could be considered a redeeming factor, is that it was Kevin Costner's first movie. He's in it for about two minutes, and he's on the cover because he's the only dude anyone would recognize.
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It's not too bad, though. I also managed to snag shit like Dead Alive and Devils Advocate and shit, so it all works out.
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to wong foo
By the time they were due, the place had closed down. I kept all those films for years. They were horrible.
wait hold on
that movie wasn't just a hallucination and other people actually remember seeing it?
Its a fucking hunting video.
someone do it
I can't wait, they look terrible
(With the exception of Harry and the Hendersons, which was kind of the leverage that made my girlfriend allow this miraculous purchase)
Earth Girls Are Easy
Yes yes yes yes yes
So much yes
wrong
Earth Girls are Easy
To wong Foo..
Harry and the hendersons
all
awesome
That movie is awesome
Buckaroo Bonzai
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I don't think so. It's about some kind of bald guy in the spartan future of 2014.
Oh god.
That show was frightening.
Secret Satan
I don't remember much of the movie
i seem to recall it being like beethoven, except instead of the dad trying to get rid of the dog, he was trying to get rid of bigfoot
i don't think it's very accurate
Doesn't he find bigfoot love in the last episode?
Secret Satan
That's because you hate white people
you were probably just waiting for Hangin' With Mr. Cooper to come on
And yo like Harry was hella black (or some such crappy joke).
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VHS or Beta is a pretty cool band guys.
one of those deals where you had to buy ten to get them for two bucks each, otherwise they were $3.50
but you could only find like six or seven even decent movies, so you ended up getting some serious crap to make it worth it.
Like, oh god what do I have. Let me see.
Deer Hunder. Aliens. The Punisher. The Heist. Sling Blade. Army of Darkness. Okay, not bad movies.
But to get them, I also had to get Too Young To Die (with Spanish subtitles). The Mack. The Big Hit. Romeo is Bleeding. Critters 4. Car 54 Where Are You? Harrison Bergeron. Kiss of the SPider Woman. Sizzle Beach USA.
You know what Sizzle Beach USA is? I'll bet you don't. It's a Troma movie, which you would think would mean it was cool. But it's not one of those Troma movies, it's one of those Troma titty flicks, and the only redeeming factor at all, if it could be considered a redeeming factor, is that it was Kevin Costner's first movie. He's in it for about two minutes, and he's on the cover because he's the only dude anyone would recognize.
well, technically it's my dad's
but it is right next to me, on the floor for some reason
He didn't understand the difference between the two