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Greatest religion ever founded

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i just watched that episode preview or whatever.

    Holy fucking what the fuck.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    oh my god wrench

    is this a tv show

    i must have

    Be saved my son.

    Mommy, I'm frightened.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    HE HAS A BIBLECAVE







    HE HAS A BIBLECAVE

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    oh my god this is the best thing i've seen all day

    wrench you have enriched my life

    Bibleman is the sidekick/friend guy from Charles in Charge.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BIBLECAVE

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    HE HAS A BIBLECAVE







    HE HAS A BIBLECAVE
    Don't forget his glowing Biblesword.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My god. That is glorious

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Bibleman uses the Shroud of Turin as a decorative doily.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Bibleman uses the Shroud of Turin as a decorative doily.

    i'm glowing right now, from joy

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Episodes include; "Bibleman is lured into a showdown with Primordius Drool – if Bibleman is defeated the Biblecave will be sealed forever and Drool’s wicked scheme to turn every believer into an atheist will succeed."

    DEAR GOD NO

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys.

    I want a Belt of Truth.

    And a Breastplate of Righteousness.

    And Shoes of PEACE.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wow. I am actually tempted to actually buy one of those DVDs.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    THERE'S A VIDEO GAME

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh my god they spent at least several thousand dollars on this

    i am in ecstasy

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    THERE'S A VIDEO GAME

    OH MY GOD

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I can imagine the taglines.

    Just when you thought children's entertianment couldn't be more pretentious and preachy than Veggie Tales, here comes BIBLEMAN!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    THERE'S A VIDEO GAME

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Initializing Full Armor Sequence:
    Waistband of Truth!
    Breastplate of Righteousness!
    Shoes of Peace!
    Shield of Faith!
    Helmet of Salvation!
    And the Sword of the Spirit!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jesus his gear sounds like something a Paladin would wear in WoW

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Good ol' youtube, bringing the Bibley goodness.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Initializing Full Armor Sequence:
    Waistband of Truth!
    Breastplate of Righteousness!
    Shoes of Peace!
    Shield of Faith!
    Helmet of Salvation!
    And the Sword of the Spirit!

    Yeah that had me falling out of my chair laughing.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I AM DOWNLOADING THE DEMO NOW

    From apparently the world's slowest server.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    I AM DOWNLOADING THE DEMO NOW

    LINK!

    LINK YOU MAGNIFICIENT BASTARD!

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just watched the introductory video. I think my brain blew a gasket.

    That reminds me, I have to take my hypertension meds, like right now.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GOTY

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    those are all metaphorical items from the bible

    way to fuck up your own religion tools

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    LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Lemming wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    guys fuck EVO

    let's discuss Spore

    Metroid things, vs. dinosaur things, vs. squirrel people!

    Today I threw one of those little cups that you fill with ketchup from a fast food place at a squirrel. It almost hit it, then it ran over to the little cup full of ketchup, started spinning it around and examining it, then held it in its mouth and ran up a tree

    It was awesome
    Asshole

    I dunno, the squirrel seemed pretty happy to me.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    I AM DOWNLOADING THE DEMO NOW

    LINK!

    LINK YOU MAGNIFICIENT BASTARD!

    http://www.covenant-studios.com/games.html

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    GOTY

    GOTC

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He has DR/5 evil.




    Dammit, where the hell has Litejedi gotten to?

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    THERE'S A VIDEO GAME

    OH MY GOD

    So Bibleman and his crew get to fight a grown-up Steve Urkel?

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my god even their other games are amazing
    "Journey of The TimePilots" is now being made!

    Now's your chance to join an elite squadron of WWII flying aces as they race against time to stop an evil Nazi scientist from wiping out Christianity and changing the world as we know it. Through the use of Biblical scripture and non-violent actions, players must find stolen religious artifacts in a German hideaway, and place them back in time where they belong to save mankind. Fly the top-secret "Arc Angel" jet/time-machines of the TimePilots, battle in action-packed dog fights with German war planes (enemies parachute out of damaged planes), find relics and solve puzzles using Biblical scripture, ride the awesome TimePilot's motorcycles, meet the apostle's of Christ, and destroy the secret Nazi time-experiment! For PC/Mac and game consoles.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man

    the big villain is basically jerry lewis' nutty professor

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My brain is officially blown.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Oh my god even their other games are amazing
    "Journey of The TimePilots" is now being made!

    Now's your chance to join an elite squadron of WWII flying aces as they race against time to stop an evil Nazi scientist from wiping out Christianity and changing the world as we know it. Through the use of Biblical scripture and non-violent actions, players must find stolen religious artifacts in a German hideaway, and place them back in time where they belong to save mankind. Fly the top-secret "Arc Angel" jet/time-machines of the TimePilots, battle in action-packed dog fights with German war planes (enemies parachute out of damaged planes), find relics and solve puzzles using Biblical scripture, ride the awesome TimePilot's motorcycles, meet the apostle's of Christ, and destroy the secret Nazi time-experiment! For PC/Mac and game consoles.
    I.... what?



    Why is it the most suprising thing about that is that it's apparently a WWII game where you don't kill nazis?

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, we now know who Bibleman ISN'T:
    http://dmoz.org/profiles/bibleman.html

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen: [With UNICE's help, Bibleman has just disintegrated two laser-wielding villains] ... That was exciting. We should do things like this more often. It was fun!

    Bibleman: No, UNICE. Our only concern should be doing God's will. Violence is never fun. Although I must admit it *would* make a perfect example for our comic book.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh jeez

    did you know that in the bibleman video game

    you can't actually attack your enemies directly

    you have to let them attack you and then reflect their shots back at them, jedi-style

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guys someone call the dudes at 4chan

    bibleman rule 34

    make it happen

    i want to destroy something beautiful

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