Now's your chance to join an elite squadron of WWII flying aces as they race against time to stop an evil Nazi scientist from wiping out Christianity and changing the world as we know it. Through the use of Biblical scripture and non-violent actions, players must find stolen religious artifacts in a German hideaway, and place them back in time where they belong to save mankind. Fly the top-secret "Arc Angel" jet/time-machines of the TimePilots, battle in action-packed dog fights with German war planes (enemies parachute out of damaged planes), find relics and solve puzzles using Biblical scripture, ride the awesome TimePilot's motorcycles, meet the apostle's of Christ, and destroy the secret Nazi time-experiment! For PC/Mac and game consoles.
See, I read this and just picture some 8-bit abomination, monophonic music.
basically I'm picturing peasant's quest
"Hi, I'm a huge fan of Bibleman, and so are my kids! It teaches wonderful Christian values, and I'd like to thank you immensly for all your work. My son, Timmy, he loves Bibleman and Cypher especially. He always draws them together, battling against the forces of Sin. He wrote this story about Bibleman and Cypher, which is below. Now, I know that it might not be up to the professional standards of your wonderful DVDs, but he poured his little heart into it."
what accompanies would start out normal, seeming like a normal Bibleman adventure but then it slowly and slowly turns more gay over time until it's outright just gay porn.
Suck em in and then hit him with the gay when they are least expecting.
"Hi, I'm a huge fan of Bibleman, and so are my kids! It teaches wonderful Christian values, and I'd like to thank you immensly for all your work. My son, Timmy, he loves Bibleman and Cypher especially. He always draws them together, battling against the forces of Sin. He wrote this story about Bibleman and Cypher, which is below. Now, I know that it might not be up to the professional standards of your wonderful DVDs, but he poured his little heart into it."
what accompanies would start out normal, seeming like a normal Bibleman adventure but then it slowly and slowly turns more gay over time until it's outright just gay porn.
Suck em in and then hit him with the gay when they are least expecting.
"It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
I have no idea what that means, but I felt like bringing it up anyway.
I once pointed out a passing girls large breasts to a friend. He commented that he didn't notice. I said yeah, I prefer small boobs anyways and he responded
"Dude, I don't fucking care... I'll be flippin her over anyway"
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He sounds like the popular Christian character known as Bibleman
See, I read this and just picture some 8-bit abomination, monophonic music.
basically I'm picturing peasant's quest
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I can't believe I turned of Jaco Pastorius for that.
Now I know that there is no god.
Wow.
If that's not innuendo, I don't know what is.
Bibleman: Very good, Biblegirl. Great use of scripture. But why did you choose that scripture?
Biblegirl: 'Cause it sounded cool?
Bibleman: We don't choose scriptures because they sound cool. We choose them because they're relevant to the situation, and they apply.
YEAH, BIBLEGIRL
GOD HOW STUPID ARE YOU
and would throw in all kinds of subtle innuendo like that on purpose
like implied homosexuality between bibleman and cypher
the sort of things the jeezusmonkeys who buy this claptrap would look past
looks like someone isn't well read on scripture
in particular all the parts about women being subservient to men
then again
if bibleman is all about all parts of the bible
he'd be a hell of a lover
song of songs anyone
"Yea, come unto me, and make me a fucking sandwich"
and then email it to the people who make bibleman
pretty much i am expecting their heads to explode ala scanners
Yeah, but if they did that, DC might sue them for copying Batman and Robin.
I'm not sure whether I want to hit it
or
you know
hit it
with something large and heavy
but not my dong
i'm not sure where I'm going with this
I'd bang her.
But she'd have to keep the wig and the mask on.
I like it with the mask on.
Bibleman...Biblegirl...and Cypher? Did they throw him in there cause they needed a black dude, ya think?
And omg Bibleman/Cypher erotic fan-fic is the best idea ever.
OH MY GOD
is that bible girl?
hurk
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It's cool because cypher's the smart one.
some of my chick friends write fanfic smut
i could just get one of them to do it
be like
"Hi, I'm a huge fan of Bibleman, and so are my kids! It teaches wonderful Christian values, and I'd like to thank you immensly for all your work. My son, Timmy, he loves Bibleman and Cypher especially. He always draws them together, battling against the forces of Sin. He wrote this story about Bibleman and Cypher, which is below. Now, I know that it might not be up to the professional standards of your wonderful DVDs, but he poured his little heart into it."
what accompanies would start out normal, seeming like a normal Bibleman adventure but then it slowly and slowly turns more gay over time until it's outright just gay porn.
Suck em in and then hit him with the gay when they are least expecting.
Look, as a friend of mine once said,
"It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
I have no idea what that means, but I felt like bringing it up anyway.
HAHAHA THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL
Secretly, perhaps in anticipation, Cypher's loins trembled...
YES!
oh man
but it'd have to be subtle at first
and it would have to tie into a moral lesson about christ being against hypocrisy
so if they read the whole thing they might even learn something
i like to teach people while i am pissing on their whole worldview
I once pointed out a passing girls large breasts to a friend. He commented that he didn't notice. I said yeah, I prefer small boobs anyways and he responded
"Dude, I don't fucking care... I'll be flippin her over anyway"
and my sympathies went out to his wife
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oh man pack up the van kids
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so
i am going to collaberate with a friend of mine who writes that slashy fangirl smut stuff
she's going to write all the porn, i'm going to write all the non-porn bits and the moral message
i'm actually going to do this guys.
i will post it here before i send it to them.
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Make the moral message be something like "God doesn't hate fags, he hates bigots and white trash."