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I has a $500

AlwaysAngryDolphinAlwaysAngryDolphin
edited March 2007 in Singularity Engine++
Ever since a few years ago, I've had trouble spending money on myself. Don't ask why, but when I buy one little thing for myself it becomes a trainwreck of receipts and people coming over to my place of business to break some bones.

I've saved up five hundred dollars into a bank account. I ask this os you, SE++ community, How can I spend it?

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    buy me a zune please

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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User
    edited March 2007
    God damn you, Shibby.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whores

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    500 1$ hookers

    1 500$ hooker

    Or, you know, invest it properly like an adult would

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hookers

    10 of 'em

    potatoe on
    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i have $1300

    biatch

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  • AlwaysAngryDolphinAlwaysAngryDolphin
    edited March 2007
    AlwaysAngryGuy wrote: »
    God damn you, Shibby.
    Shut the fuck up I'm not Shibby.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

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    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now
    that's dumb, you're dumb

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    half of a ps3

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm going to put all my cash towards a car

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now
    that's dumb, you're dumb

    i know this

    you are pointing out obvious things small-fry

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    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i wish i had fat stacks of cash

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  • MenaceMenace
    edited March 2007
    buy a PS3


    ...oh wait

    shit, someone made a PS3 joke already

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    danielof2k6 wrote: »
    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
  • AlwaysAngryDolphinAlwaysAngryDolphin
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now
    All I have is a DS. I'm not really into console gaming anymore.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    half of a ps3
    schwing

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you can buy yourself a vagina

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Um...save it?

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

    Exactly. I say do something stock investing like. BUy pokemon diamond and pearl (as many as you can get) and sell them for more to someone who cant find them! I love pokemon...

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now
    that's dumb, you're dumb

    Yeah.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    buy a harley you pussy

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it

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  • AlwaysAngryDolphinAlwaysAngryDolphin
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    you can buy yourself a vagina
    I have one about 20 minutes away.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

    Exactly. I say do something stock investing like. BUy pokemon diamond and pearl (as many as you can get) and sell them for more to someone who cant find them! I love pokemon...

    You are dumb and dumb

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    half of a ps3

    I should've known you'd be the first to make a ps3 joke. Classic.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it

    but what if he doesn't live till the end of the week

    what then

    his money's all gone and he didn't enjoy it for nothin'

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    i heard about shots girls can get to increase their g-spot and it's good for like 4 months

    what i'm saying is
    get that
    but in your ass

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it

    but what if he doesn't live till the end of the week

    what then

    his money's all gone and he didn't enjoy it for nothin'
    bummer

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

    Exactly. I say do something stock investing like. BUy pokemon diamond and pearl (as many as you can get) and sell them for more to someone who cant find them! I love pokemon...

    You are dumb and dumb

    What the dude is dumb and dumb? :P I was kidding, because I am getting both.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

    Exactly. I say do something stock investing like. BUy pokemon diamond and pearl (as many as you can get) and sell them for more to someone who cant find them! I love pokemon...

    You are dumb and dumb

    What the dude is dumb and dumb? :P I was kidding, because I am getting both.

    Matt ~Loves the Pokemans!~

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't people get most of their money back in stocks from dividends or something

    i don't know anything

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  • AlwaysAngryDolphinAlwaysAngryDolphin
    edited March 2007
    I think TFS won me over.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote:
    oh hey look at me
    i have an e-trade account

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.
    (i own stock :3)

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    i heard about shots girls can get to increase their g-spot and it's good for like 4 months

    what i'm saying is
    get that
    but in your ass

    Oh lord... I heard about that. I wonder if that hurts??? Oh lord... that's freakin' nasty

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote:
    oh hey look at me
    i have an e-trade account
    exactly

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Sgt.CortezMC wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I mean you can buy a lot of stock with 500$, and you could turn it into much more if you play it right

    or he can buy videogames and be happy now

    Exactly. I say do something stock investing like. BUy pokemon diamond and pearl (as many as you can get) and sell them for more to someone who cant find them! I love pokemon...

    You are dumb and dumb

    What the dude is dumb and dumb? :P I was kidding, because I am getting both.

    Matt ~Loves the Pokemans!~

    Oh lord, I am being stalked. :P

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    buy a pony

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