Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
i will be rich and fucking famous
money falling out of my ass because i have to keep it there because the bank can't hold it all for me
You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I sold my WoW account for $400 and then spent the money about 10 minutes later. I'll never see so much again in my entire life. I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.
I sold my WoW account for $400 and then spent the money about 10 minutes later. I'll never see so much again in my entire life. I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.
my roommate sold his account for $800 when he quit playing
Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.
Except I do not have the capital to fucking buy google stock
Oh shit it's up to that now? That is, in effect, good news for me. You will note that I said I "had" an uncle. That's a higher stock price than what it was when he died.
On the other hand, what I will inherit will not replace him. But he's gone now, so I will benefit from pillaging his estate slightly more now that that price is up.
You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
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exactly my point, knock it off. You're not fooling anybody.
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stocks are frightening things made of evil and dress socks
what's nasty about needles in a vagina or your asshole
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
horses can survive in nature with their feet cut off
they just turn them into glue and put them back on
woe.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
And put the fucking dollar sign on the correct side of the number, you fucking yutz.
money falling out of my ass because i have to keep it there because the bank can't hold it all for me
well its not a very grown-up thing to do, that's for sure.
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I wouldn't look into stocks with really anything less than $5000.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D106648863
http://finance.google.com/finance?q=GOOG
yeah, some people are very fucking rich now, i wish i had had the money back when they went public
I have one share of Citibank Pref stock because I'm an employee.
Man, I can't wait for that $0.0000000000000002 dividend to come in.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
my roommate sold his account for $800 when he quit playing
then he started playing again a month later
oooo dibs on your kidney.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Wah wah wah
because if so
there are some even luckier people out there
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Oh shit it's up to that now? That is, in effect, good news for me. You will note that I said I "had" an uncle. That's a higher stock price than what it was when he died.
On the other hand, what I will inherit will not replace him. But he's gone now, so I will benefit from pillaging his estate slightly more now that that price is up.
why the fuck didn't get on that bus
Selfish fucking prick. Just because they keep failing. What an asshole.
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
Gotta love that sarcasm (that's sarcasm right?) :P I love those smileys
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.