You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
Did you kill it on purpose?
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You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
Did you kill it on purpose?
I took to a vet and said "please kill this" and then the vet killed it and then I had big tears.
You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
Did you kill it on purpose?
I took to a vet and said "please kill this" and then the vet killed it and then I had big tears.
That's real sad. I had a dog that we had to put to sleep. She had that worst case of mud butt I have ever seen. I don't remember what it was called.
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You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...
I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.
Did you kill it on purpose?
I took to a vet and said "please kill this" and then the vet killed it and then I had big tears.
Was the kitty sick? Why did you have the vet kill it? That is very sad.
cheshire on
She was never meant to be a common creature
Extraordinary takes time
and then a world of terrible clown-bondage and clown-slave trades and some southern plantation owner in a white suit with the sleeves rolled up cracking his whip yelling at those bastards that each hour they don't fit in the tiny car he'll shoot another one
Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
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A friend of mine told me about working at his grandpa's vet clinic. People would come in after their animal had been cremated, so grandpa would be like, "Okay, Cody, go and get Fluffy's ashes." So he'd go into the back where they just dumped all the ashes into one big keg and he'd scoop some out with a big metal scoop and dump it into one of those wooden boxes and glue it shut.
No he wasn't sick that we knew of and he wasn't old but he was a serial furniture ruiner and had just randomly started pissing on stuff and there was just no viable option that did not involve killing him so of course I had to be the one to do it even though he wasn't, you know, actually my pet in any sense other than I had said we'd take care of him so he would be put to death in the first place goddammit mister ding-dong why did you pee there?
A friend of mine told me about working at his grandpa's vet clinic. People would come in after their animal had been cremated, so grandpa would be like, "Okay, Cody, go and get Fluffy's ashes." So he'd go into the back where they just dumped all the ashes into one big keg and he'd scoop some out with a big metal scoop and dump it into one of those wooden boxes and glue it shut.
I laughed pretty hard when he told me that.
That is pretty morbid dude. And really, really sad.
Sgt.CortezMC on
Let me show you my Pokeymans. My Pokeymans, let me show you them.
A friend of mine told me about working at his grandpa's vet clinic. People would come in after their animal had been cremated, so grandpa would be like, "Okay, Cody, go and get Fluffy's ashes." So he'd go into the back where they just dumped all the ashes into one big keg and he'd scoop some out with a big metal scoop and dump it into one of those wooden boxes and glue it shut.
I laughed pretty hard when he told me that.
That is pretty morbid dude. And really, really sad.
No he wasn't sick that we knew of and he wasn't old but he was a serial furniture ruiner and had just randomly started pissing on stuff and there was just no viable option that did not involve killing him so of course I had to be the one to do it even though he wasn't, you know, actually my pet in any sense other than I had said we'd take care of him so he would be put to death in the first place goddammit mister ding-dong why did you pee there?
That is very sad Defender. I had to have my cat put down last year, but he was badly injured and there was no way to make him better. I cried for a couple days.
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i try really hard to like everyone
but i'm having a hard time here
You make me laugh everytime. oh lord. That reminded me of the Windows Vista aids strip. classic
Did you kill it on purpose?
Extraordinary takes time
I'll give you five dollars!
deal!
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Jesus, shut up.
someone call 911
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I took to a vet and said "please kill this" and then the vet killed it and then I had big tears.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
he was a brutal retard before and then he went away for awhile
and now he is back (and surprisingly not any smarter)
someone
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
That's real sad.
Was the kitty sick? Why did you have the vet kill it? That is very sad.
Extraordinary takes time
i thought that said maybe he has clowns
and then a world of terrible clown-bondage and clown-slave trades and some southern plantation owner in a white suit with the sleeves rolled up cracking his whip yelling at those bastards that each hour they don't fit in the tiny car he'll shoot another one
bathing in greasepaint
WHAT'S YO NAME BOY
*crack*
mistuh...mistuh giggles
i don't have a mobile
you're gonna have to dial it on my unit
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I laughed pretty hard when he told me that.
something beautiful
That is pretty morbid dude. And really, really sad.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
not really, no
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
he did entertain the masses
Heh, potatoe.
That is very sad Defender. I had to have my cat put down last year, but he was badly injured and there was no way to make him better. I cried for a couple days.
Extraordinary takes time
Yes!
Because the alternative is playing and that is just awful.