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Can you tell if someone is lying?
Scops
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I want to conduct a little experiment. It's simple, what I want you to do is to tell us a story. I could be something that's happened to you, someone else or so on, or it could just be a small chunk of info about you or your life (although longer stories are prefered). The more bizzare, the better. The twist is, the story could be factual, or it could be a complete lie, and it's up to the rest of us to try and figure that out. After you've given us a chance to mull it over for a bit, you then reveal who's right and who's wrong.
Just keep it civil and don't post anything stupid. Remember the longer the story, the more we have to work with (a small piece of info like 'I grew up on a farm' isn't going to get us anywhere, how are we supposed to know if that's true or not unless we knew a fair deal about your life?).
I'll try and post something soon, but I can't at this very moment.
Just keep it civil and don't post anything stupid. Remember the longer the story, the more we have to work with (a small piece of info like 'I grew up on a farm' isn't going to get us anywhere, how are we supposed to know if that's true or not unless we knew a fair deal about your life?).
I'll try and post something soon, but I can't at this very moment.
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It's a lie!
11 years later I had sex for the first time.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I'm going to 7-11, do you want anything?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
true
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
He turns to this kid Nick, and he tells him to eat the left-overs of my friend Jeff's hashbrowns "Like a piggy."
Laying down the rules more clearly, he tells him to eat the hash brown carcass with his face while snorting like a hog.
So, being the weak-minded fool he was, he did it.
I'm not sure why, but I couldn't look away. I was watching a 17 year-old kid snorting into someone elses food. I found it hilarious.
That was not even the best part for me. While Nick is doing this, he starts laughing. This causes him to choke on the hashbrowns
At this point, I'm laughing so hard, my stomach starts to hurt.
I go outside to get some fresh air. I can hardly breathe from laughter. Tears are streaming down my face.
As I gasp for air, I feel a bit...odd. So what do I do?
I throw up. All over the side of the Dennys. Just when I thought it was over, I throw up again. Of course, when I lift my head back up I notice that I was leaning on a trash can that probably would have served as a much better vomit-receptacle than a building wall.
And thus, the story of how I laughed so hard I vomited.
Edit: The worst part is, while I was vomiting, Cameron was in there. Doin' the raptor.
That was the last time he ever did it.
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so we cut him a line of margeurita salt and he snorted it all up and was running around crying like a girl and pouring glasses of water up his nose to try and rinse it out
I believe this.
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I waited until everyone was in class, excused myself, then proceeded to put condoms on all the door knobs of every building in the high school
it was glorious
I believe it
she was a manager so i convinced her that she should steal some blockbuster employee shirts for me and some friends
we spent a summer going around to all the blockbusters in town and helping customers
all telling moms not to rent toy story for their kids because of the blatant gay sex metaphors throughout the film
getting hells of discounts on videogames
all just hopping behind the counter and erasing our late fees
that one isn't a joke, he's really a zombie
I don't believe it. People don't die from alcohol.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Goddamnit, you're supposed to say "KILL ALL HUMANS"
edit: well you passed the robot test then I guess
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
It's like the time I did a front flip over John Elway, then remarked, "Soda water rhubarb."
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
You know, that reminds me of the time I went hunting in Africa. I shot a lion, but it wasn't really a lion. It was Kiefer Sutherland.
true
all of the night crew including the managerswere all pals who didn't give a shit about the job
we'd get drunk as shit and melt kids toys and choco tacos in the fryers
flood the lobby and try surfing on broken down boxes
one dude worked a whole shift in the drive through butt naked
That was the fifth season of 24.
Only the show went on to be renamed "1" for continuity reasons. I know because I'm an expert at this sort of thing.
there are already six seasons
I see, well hopefully that didn't happen during the first hour then. That would be pretty anti climatic.
Kiefer just gets to Africa then all of a sudden BAM and he is dead.
Heh, shows how much I've been paying attention.
not only do I believe this, I would do it.
Except I'm not fat, but I do have ass cheaks.
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okay I believed the rest of it now you are just going too far
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
And then like 3 state patrol cars and 2 sheriff cars pull up and ask us to get out, and they separate us into two groups, me and my roommate on one side, and then the other three on the other side of the car, and question us.
They were all like, "So where ya going?"
"I don't know, we were just driving."
"Oh you don't know huh, that's not what your friend said."
"Well, we were thinking about going to Valdosta."
"Oh thinking huh, you don't know where you were going?"
"... No, we hadn't decided."
And they search us too. My friend next to me had a piece of his shoe in his pocket that he had had in his pocket for weeks, and the cop was like, "Oh you always keep a piece of your shoe in your pocket," and we laughed. Also, they searched one of my friend's socks, TWICE, but no one elses socks at all.
They thought we had robbed a bank, and then threw the money out the window and into the residential area and such.
They then told us to go back home to Florida and don't come back to Georgia, cause "these boys around here love their land and if they caught ya littering they might get mad, go on now. You're luck that (Georgia Power) guy didn't want to press charges."
Like he could press charges for anything.
tldr - So we got kicked out of Georgia.
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Well, if you'd read my original post that I did not edit, you'd see what they did there. I'm only telling you this because Donald Trump hired me, then immediately fired me for indecent exposure on his hit series The Apprentice.
actually some of the taco bell stories are fabricated and exaggerrated
but there was a fat guy and if he was having a shitty day he would tuck some food like a thing of flatbread or a burrito between his cheeks or under his balls just in case someone pissed him off