getting kicked out of georgia sounds like a good time
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edited March 2007
One time I worked at Subway and this lady was a jerk and a fly landed in her sub so I just closed the sub quickly with the fly in it.
Also one time the power went out so I just gave people a bunch of free subs since I couldn't ring them up.
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edited March 2007
Oh yeah the cop said that someone might shoot us if they saw us littering on their land, cause that's what the folk around there were like. They were jerks.
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all of the night crew including the managers were all pals who didn't give a shit about the job, but MOST of the time we actually did work because there were customers and stuff.
we'd get drunk as shit and this one time we melted A kids toy and a couplechoco tacos in the fryers
we accidentally flooded the lobby and tried surfing on broken down boxes for like, five minutes then lost interest
one dude worked an hour in the drive through with no pants
This is what I would guess is how it really went down.
my philosophy teacher once talked about how strange it would be if sentient computers had "truth recognition" in the same way that we have face recognition
that is to say, they can see the truth or falsity of any statement immediately, in the same way that a human can see the shape of a face where it is present immediately
all of the night crew including the managers were all pals who didn't give a shit about the job, but MOST of the time we actually did work because there were customers and stuff.
we'd get drunk as shit and this one time we melted A kids toy and a couplechoco tacos in the fryers
we accidentally flooded the lobby and tried surfing on broken down boxes for like, five minutes then lost interest
one dude worked an hour in the drive through with no pants
This is what I would guess is how it really went down.
basically
but the fryers were a constant source of amusement
anything that might be neat to fry went in that thing
some idiot's hat, an orange, an entire bag of food, multitudes of kid's toys
and the naked guy lasted an entire shift, but was only in the drive through for a little bit
mostly he was in the back fucking with the sprayer and playing with knives
my philosophy teacher once talked about how strange it would be if sentient computers had "truth recognition" in the same way that we have face recognition
that is to say, they can see the truth or falsity of any statement immediately, in the same way that a human can see the shape of a face where it is present immediately
it would be really weird
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edited March 2007
Knob is right
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Forever Zefirocloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
One time at Subway, I was working alone, and I really had to shit, so I waited until there were no customers and went in the bathroom, and when I came out there was a line and I came out of the bathroom sweating and they were all staring and that was really awkward
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all of the night crew including the managers were all pals who didn't give a shit about the job, but MOST of the time we actually did work because there were customers and stuff.
we'd get drunk as shit and this one time we melted A kids toy and a couplechoco tacos in the fryers
we accidentally flooded the lobby and tried surfing on broken down boxes for like, five minutes then lost interest
one dude worked an hour in the drive through with no pants
This is what I would guess is how it really went down.
hahaha ooh god I can't stop laughing.
also, i had a debate teacher that will get arrested if he ever sets foot in Oregon again
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I have a cousin who has a BB gun bullet in his head from an accident that happened later that night after his confirmation. Him and his brother were messing around with BB guns that they thought were unloaded but they were pumping them as they were fake shooting at each other. Or so they thought, as when one of the guns being held was pumped a bullet actually went into the chamber and this guy ended up shooting his own brother in the head. The entry point was right below the eye and I didn't even see this happen but I suddenly heard a loud yell coming from the hallway adjacent to the room I was in. As I ran over there I saw my cousin lying on the ground, hands over his face, everyone else standing around in shock. Someone in the room just five minutes earlier said that they should stop what they were doing because it was retarded. Out of all the relatives and other people that were present I was actually the confirmation sponsor of the guy who just got shot.
Anyway, later on it was found out that the bullet could not be removed because it was too close to my cousins brain and going into surgery could possibly kill him. So from that point on, it has remained there. Years later, he is in a class and the instructor is showing X-Rays of various accidents and using them as examples of what you should absolutely not be doing. The X-Rays were things varying from broken bones to some really strange accidents. One of them happened to be someone who had a BB gun bullet lodged in their head.
Also, the person from my story had a real interesting experience at an airport once. He went through the metal detector and had to go back and forth repeatedly removing various things from his pockets and whatnot. Eventually it had become painfully obvious that he had no metallic objects on his person. Then it just suddenly occurred to him what it was and he mentioned that he had a BB gun bullet in his brain. None of the people working there believed this and my uncle had to show medical records before they could proceed.
Oh, by the way I saw that skating movie with Will Ferrel and Napolean Dynamite. It was actually quite funny and it had that chick from The Office on it and she was in a Teddy and says the line, "My name is Katie and I'm addicted to sex." And she actually looked like she had a pretty nice body I was kind of surprised. Oh and there was a Spider man 3 trailer at the beginning that showed more of venom but on the whole was kind of dull for some reason as far as trailers go.
Man this one time I went to this place that sells sandwiches with some friends and we all got sandwiches. They were good sandwiches and we were satisfied with our purchases. I'm totally not making this up.
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Also one time the power went out so I just gave people a bunch of free subs since I couldn't ring them up.
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That is a pretty good one, I can't say that I have ever been kicked out of a state before.
By the by, did you use to have a different username?
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This is what I would guess is how it really went down.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
or foreverzero
or foreverforever
or somehing
truth.
that is to say, they can see the truth or falsity of any statement immediately, in the same way that a human can see the shape of a face where it is present immediately
it would be really weird
That's my guess.
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basically
but the fryers were a constant source of amusement
anything that might be neat to fry went in that thing
some idiot's hat, an orange, an entire bag of food, multitudes of kid's toys
and the naked guy lasted an entire shift, but was only in the drive through for a little bit
mostly he was in the back fucking with the sprayer and playing with knives
Now and forever
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Nope, its totally true. In fact, I have yet to do anything about it and now its starting to itch.
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Half truth.
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hahaha ooh god I can't stop laughing.
also, i had a debate teacher that will get arrested if he ever sets foot in Oregon again
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Anyway, later on it was found out that the bullet could not be removed because it was too close to my cousins brain and going into surgery could possibly kill him. So from that point on, it has remained there. Years later, he is in a class and the instructor is showing X-Rays of various accidents and using them as examples of what you should absolutely not be doing. The X-Rays were things varying from broken bones to some really strange accidents. One of them happened to be someone who had a BB gun bullet lodged in their head.
we were in newspaper class, and we did a thing (god knows why) where you get into a group of 3 and tell 2 truths and a lie.
the redheadded girl in our group said "i have red hair"
i said "i've been to canada"
and my friend said "i'm a zombie"
i have not been to canada.
and my friend was pronounced medically dead shortly after he was born.
after a LONG time of being dead, he just woke up for no reason.
so now he's a zombie
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lie.
what's too much now?
if this is actually true you can stop him by removing the head or destroying the brain.
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I want to say things about all three posts cause I believe them...even the Transformers one even though I can't see it cause I'm at work.
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Isn't it just a BB?
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