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What comic universe weapon/toy/gadget would you love to own?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pepper-her Potts?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You guys are terrible.

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd grind 'er pepper.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd have sex with that attractive female :winky:

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nice

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You people are horrible. I just want her because she's a goddamned miracle worker at organization.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bucky's bionic arm, please. Preferably in place on my own shoulder.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Isn't Excalibur supposed to be some sort of badass, power giving sword in the same vein as Mjolnir in the Marvel U? In that case, I'll have me some of that (I'm English too so I can wield it with pride).

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Eros' tongue.

    I'd talk my way into getting incredible amounts of poon. So much to the point that I would become numb to it all and begin seeking space poon and other various forms of vagoo just to squelch my raging curiousity and fill the hollow core that would have developed within me from unending, anonymous sex.

    In the end I would be so bored, and wish that I could go back on all of it.


    In retrospect, I think it would be fairly interesting to have Thanos' chin. Simply to have people say: "Dude, what the fuck's up with your chin?"

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Solar wrote: »
    Isn't Excalibur supposed to be some sort of badass, power giving sword in the same vein as Mjolnir in the Marvel U? In that case, I'll have me some of that (I'm English too so I can wield it with pride).

    Yes, but can you carry it down the pub on a Friday night? :P

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Probably not, but then again if I had Excalibur I might be able to pass myself off as King Arthur, start a major political movement, get in power, and make it legal for me to carry my deadly weapon down to the pub. Maybe try and get some free drinks as well.

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AND SMITE EVIL

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  • MisterBibsMisterBibs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Indigo Lantern Ring.

    I'm a compassionate person, and a low pain tolerance. A GL ring would prolly make me cry, often.

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    I like that Atrocitus genuinely wants to help save the universe...In the angriest manner possible.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Unless you'd suffocate a terminal cancer patient, I don't think member of the Indigo Tribe is the right career for you.

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  • MisterBibsMisterBibs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Unless you'd suffocate a terminal cancer patient, I don't think member of the Indigo Tribe is the right career for you.

    It also heals people.

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    Furu wrote:
    I like that Atrocitus genuinely wants to help save the universe...In the angriest manner possible.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've mostly just seen it kill people!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Merry killings are way more fun than healing

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  • MisterBibsMisterBibs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've mostly just seen it kill people!

    It mercy-killed a GL, it scared a Sinestro Corps member, it healed the Shrinking Guy Whose Name I Forget, it kills the undead when combined with another light source...

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    Furu wrote:
    I like that Atrocitus genuinely wants to help save the universe...In the angriest manner possible.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A GL ring would prolly make me cry, often.

    Why? does it hurt to wear one of those things or something? What do they actually do?

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I recall that Ollie Queen found it massively tiring and, I think, painful to create even one construct with a GL ring. Forcing your willpower through it takes moxie, apparently.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I see. So, to use the ring properly you really got be the pinnacle of sentient willpower. Fair enough.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I recall that Ollie Queen found it massively tiring and, I think, painful to create even one construct with a GL ring. Forcing your willpower through it takes moxie, apparently.

    However, some backwoods hillbillies used Green Lantern's ring to conjure up some beer once, so maybe Ollie's just a pussy.

    Sorry Geoff Johns, that's still continuity.

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  • MisterBibsMisterBibs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I recall that Ollie Queen found it massively tiring and, I think, painful to create even one construct with a GL ring. Forcing your willpower through it takes moxie, apparently.

    And later, he asks Kyle if it always hurts like that, and he replies "... every time."

    or something like that.

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    Furu wrote:
    I like that Atrocitus genuinely wants to help save the universe...In the angriest manner possible.
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MisterBibs wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I recall that Ollie Queen found it massively tiring and, I think, painful to create even one construct with a GL ring. Forcing your willpower through it takes moxie, apparently.

    And later, he asks Kyle if it always hurts like that, and he replies "... every time."

    or something like that.

    Guess it makes sense. I mean, if it didn't take anything beyond imagination to use a green lantern ring then anyone could do it.

    But to know it's going to hurt like a bitch to save those people, and still be able to force yourself to do it makes it seem more heroic. Well, to me at any rate.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just fill the lantern corps with masochists then.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Give Penance all the rings.

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Give Penance all the rings.

    So many tiny green spikes

    so many

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can't decide if I'd want a boxing glove arrow or a bola arrow more.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Always go with the boxing glove arrow.
    Only bitches punch with their real hands.

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I can't decide if I'd want a boxing glove arrow or a bola arrow more.

    Buzzsaw arrow!

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  • Laser DaveLaser Dave Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bullet arrow


    fired from a gun

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm gonna go with the hard-light doodad taskmaster used to imitate spidey's webshooters, cap's shield, daredevil's billy clubs, etc etc

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    see317 wrote: »
    MisterBibs wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    I recall that Ollie Queen found it massively tiring and, I think, painful to create even one construct with a GL ring. Forcing your willpower through it takes moxie, apparently.

    And later, he asks Kyle if it always hurts like that, and he replies "... every time."

    or something like that.

    Guess it makes sense. I mean, if it didn't take anything beyond imagination to use a green lantern ring then anyone could do it.

    But to know it's going to hurt like a bitch to save those people, and still be able to force yourself to do it makes it seem more heroic. Well, to me at any rate.

    I remember reading that in Rebirth and immediately thinking of Rogue and Wolverine in the first X-Men movie. "Does it hurt, when they come out?" "Every time." I think I pfft'ed out loud.

    All Ollie made was one arrow that barely did anything to Sinestro, and he said it exhausted him like he hadn't slept for days.

    BTW, I'd go with the net arrow. Bola arrow leaves the arms free, net arrow lets you point and laugh at them struggle to free themselves.

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  • Death_Ray_GraphicsDeath_Ray_Graphics Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ultimate Nullifier, baby! I'd love to bea able to threaten to elimiante anyone's hopes and dreams from reality. "Dood! Don' mess with me! I''ll erase your dreams, man! Your fookin' DREAMS!!"

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ultimate Nullifier, baby! I'd love to bea able to threaten to elimiante anyone's hopes and dreams from reality. "Dood! Don' mess with me! I''ll erase your dreams, man! Your fookin' DREAMS!!"

    Doesn't the nullifier also kill the user?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd assume it nullifies the user.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Doesn't the nullifier also kill the user?

    Yeah. It's basically the ultimate in mutually assured destruction.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thats because it's sweet.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Witchblade is incredibly badass. I don't really follow the comic, but I'm pretty sure only females can use it, though.

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