i was sleeping over at my cousins house one night (we were like best friends) and we were just hanging out like we normally did, playing his recently acquired PS1. we were playing some super cool sports game, i can't remember what is was called, but you could ride around on a mountain bike, and i think rollerblades, maybe even a skateboard. anyway, after it started getting late, his mom told us we had to go to bed, so off we went. his room was in almost like an attic type thing; you had to climb up a ladder to get into it, so it was the coolest bedroom in the world.
after we had been lying there for a while he goes "hey, i saw this thing on a movie the other day, wanna try it?"
of course i say yes, since i wasn't really tired anyway and i was looking for something to do.
so he came over next to me, undid my pants, and started sucking me off.
so, i guess at that age i still hadn't gotten to the baby-batter making stage of development, so it didn't get messy....but damn it felt good.
after a little while, he said it was his turn, so i did the same thing to him, but again, he was my age so no mess was made.
at this point we were pretty interested in what the hell was happening, so we decided to try licking each others asses. i remember him having an exceptionally soft ass...i don't know why i remember this, but i do...but after a while we decided it wasn't doing anything for us, so we went back to sucking.
i don't know how long this went on that night, but it wasn't the last time we did it, it went on for years until i realized how wrong it was.
i still can't make solid eye contact with him.
so there's the story of my first sexual encounter, my first gay act, and my first incestuous experience...all in one
I mean, seriously Tater. Not only are you a mega nerd, so I'd expect you to remember that game. But you also know how to use the internet to look up stuff.
i may be a mega nerd but i haven't played the damn game in 10 years, and i had no idea it was an ESPN game at all so my quick look through gameFAQs PS1 sports games yielded no names i recognized
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there was something in the news a few days ago about a learner driver who plowed through like 10 people at a bus stop
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i was sleeping over at my cousins house one night (we were like best friends) and we were just hanging out like we normally did, playing his recently acquired PS1. we were playing some super cool sports game, i can't remember what is was called, but you could ride around on a mountain bike, and i think rollerblades, maybe even a skateboard. anyway, after it started getting late, his mom told us we had to go to bed, so off we went. his room was in almost like an attic type thing; you had to climb up a ladder to get into it, so it was the coolest bedroom in the world.
after we had been lying there for a while he goes "hey, i saw this thing on a movie the other day, wanna try it?"
of course i say yes, since i wasn't really tired anyway and i was looking for something to do.
so he came over next to me, undid my pants, and started sucking me off.
so, i guess at that age i still hadn't gotten to the baby-batter making stage of development, so it didn't get messy....but damn it felt good.
after a little while, he said it was his turn, so i did the same thing to him, but again, he was my age so no mess was made.
at this point we were pretty interested in what the hell was happening, so we decided to try licking each others asses. i remember him having an exceptionally soft ass...i don't know why i remember this, but i do...but after a while we decided it wasn't doing anything for us, so we went back to sucking.
i don't know how long this went on that night, but it wasn't the last time we did it, it went on for years until i realized how wrong it was.
i still can't make solid eye contact with him.
so there's the story of my first sexual encounter, my first gay act, and my first incestuous experience...all in one
edit: if only because I DON'T want to believe.
So did I. She fucking bit my hand really hard so I punched her.
I felt bad.
It's ok because you are a liar.
And if you're not it's ok because kids are messed up.
Secret Satan
so either i am labeled a bad lier, or sicko
Kids do messed up things.
Me and a friend once played catch with a kitten because we thought it was cool how they could land upright all the time.
Secret Satan
my god that would be awkward
if you can tell me my cousin's name i'll eat my hat
James.
i was going to say "haha, you lose"
but that was his brother's name (my other cousin)
so maybe you were being clever [noparse]D:[/noparse]
Why couldn't you have at least given us the POSSIBILITY that this wasn't true.
Secret Satan
STEAM!
perhaps this is all an elaborate test for all of you to see if you can spot a lie!
Only because you would know that it was ESPN Extreme Games 1.
Total bullshit.
Cause that game was hells of awesome and you blasphemed.
let's go with yeah, it was bullshit
that way i still have some respect from you people
oh hey new page
At least this way you got some totally rad premmie cock while the gettin's was still legal.
you can put a positive spin on anything
Still, the fact that you went back for seconds is totally faggy.
Hey, y'know what? This dick thing ain't all that bad, Cuz.
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in my defense, we never did anal
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Munchin' on cocks
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