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It's a Family Affair!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin I don't care you can say

    What

    You

    like

    I'll just pretend I didn't read it, is all.

    I am not clever or sharp or witty enough to trade barbs with you, but I'm not about to tell you DO NOT INSULT MY FAMILY

    oh, whew

    jesus fucking christ your mom looks like a man

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you wouldn't happen to be Asian, would you Kosh

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Koshian you are incredibly asian and your sister is adorable

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Those pictures don't do her justice, I am not going to lie to you and say that she looks her best there.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin I don't care you can say

    What

    You

    like

    I'll just pretend I didn't read it, is all.

    I am not clever or sharp or witty enough to trade barbs with you, but I'm not about to tell you DO NOT INSULT MY FAMILY

    oh, whew

    jesus fucking christ your mom looks like a man

    ahahahahaha I wasn't expecting this

    that's harsh

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'M SORRY

    I GOT TO OR THE MAN'LL TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kosh your little sister is adorable

    Usagi on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    haha, I found a family soccer picture from after one of our games this past summer. tuxedo tshirts rule.
    futbol.jpg

    top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
    bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me


    missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles
    is your brother a tiny man

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
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    This face is amazing for all situations

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    haha, I found a family soccer picture from after one of our games this past summer. tuxedo tshirts rule.
    futbol.jpg

    top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
    bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me


    missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles
    is your brother a tiny man

    if i'm looking at this right they all seem pretty short

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    haha, I found a family soccer picture from after one of our games this past summer. tuxedo tshirts rule.
    futbol.jpg

    top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
    bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me


    missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles
    is your brother a tiny man

    he's like 4'10

    im 5'10

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  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kosh, you must be korean.

    edit: ah fuck, nevermind.










    what you lookin' at boy

    balerbower on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    swordfights

    your brother

    needs a better tailor

    and a hair stylist

    MrMonroe on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    haha, I found a family soccer picture from after one of our games this past summer. tuxedo tshirts rule.
    futbol.jpg

    top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
    bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me


    missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles
    is your brother a tiny man

    he's like 4'10

    im 5'10

    hot damn how come

    i was 4'11" for most of freshman year in high school

    that sucked

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin... he gave you that bounty and you pick the mom?

    really?


    Completely overlooking the brother? Jesus Christ on a Mountain look at that....

    Stale on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    he has Down syndrome, so yeah short.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    swordfights

    your brother

    needs a better tailor

    and a hair stylist

    Rented from the men's warehouse

    Absolutely refuses to cut his damn hair.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    swordfights

    your brother

    needs a better tailor

    and a hair stylist

    Rented from the men's warehouse

    Absolutely refuses to cut his damn hair.

    I just wanna tackle him and shave him

    MrMonroe on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    grats monroe on creepiest post

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I tried to entice him into selling it to people who want hair extensions or to donate to cancer patients

    No give

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fun fact about swordfights' brother

    eventually he grows up and goes back in time and becomes the performer known as

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We always said he was more like little jack black in that movie

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    swords, have you considered just holding up a hand mirror towards him and wordlessley frowning?

    Stale on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He likes it, I guess.

    I've gotten him through cutting the sleeves off of his tshirts and taking his backpack with him even if he isn't going to school, I'll get him through long hair

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    just tell him he should be Billy Ray Cyrus' double

    that should work

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Anjin... he gave you that bounty and you pick the mom?

    really?


    Completely overlooking the brother? Jesus Christ on a Mountain look at that....

    look sometimes you can shoot for the lungs and fell the beast but i felt like taking a shot at the stomach

    if i were gonna be mean and get into details i feel i'd be doing a disservice to swordfights for taking cheap shots at his pappy jethro. i mean, look at the guy. you'd look pretty shook too if you had to lance a zit on swordfight's ma's balls before a wedding

    as for the youngin' in the suit, i for one am tired of poking fun at overweight lesbians

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  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh shit

    boy deserves an award

    balerbower on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That should go in the OP

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Here is a picture from about 2 years ago, with my siblings and I

    liamwotros.jpg

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Anjin... he gave you that bounty and you pick the mom?

    really?


    Completely overlooking the brother? Jesus Christ on a Mountain look at that....

    look sometimes you can shoot for the lungs and fell the beast but i felt like taking a shot at the stomach

    if i were gonna be mean and get into details i feel i'd be doing a disservice to swordfights for taking cheap shots at his pappy jethro. i mean, look at the guy. you'd look pretty shook too if you had to lance a zit on swordfight's ma's balls before a wedding

    as for the youngin' in the suit, i for one am tired of poking fun at overweight lesbians

    can't.... breathe....


    laughing.... too hard....

    Stale on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Here is a picture from about 2 years ago, with my siblings and I

    liamwotros.jpg

    are you the hair on the left or the hair on the right

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Can't even pretend I didn't read it cuz goddamn

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm left hair.

    Wombat!! on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Here is a picture from about 2 years ago, with my siblings and I

    liamwotros.jpg

    your brother is either james may or brian may

    is your last name also may

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what's it like being hair

    just

    hair

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wombat is on the left i think

    i don't think he has that kind of lift

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what's it like being hair

    just

    hair

    Itchy

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fuck Anjin that made me laugh too hard

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The hair is gone now. Cut it in late september.

    It was an event.

    (No Mays, sorry)

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    what's it like being hair

    just

    hair

    Itchy

    scratchy

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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