Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad
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Can't say that I am, no
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edited March 2007
so uh.
i love the smell of cats. not stray's or like cat poop or anything just like a normal housecat, i'll like pick it up and smell right behind its head, and its just a weird comforting smell.
i love the smell of cats. not stray's or like cat poop or anything just like a normal housecat, i'll like pick it up and smell right behind its head, and its just a weird comforting smell.
That is where you are supposed to put the poison to kill fleas
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I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
True or lie?
Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.
I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
Once I was walking down to the bus stop after school, and this homeless man asked me if I had any change. I responded that I didn't, and I was sorry. He lurched to his feet, punched me in the face and screamed "SEE YOU IN A YEAR!"
I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
True or lie?
Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.
Once I was walking down to the bus stop after school, and this homeless man asked me if I had any change. I responded that I didn't, and I was sorry. He lurched to his feet, punched me in the face and screamed "SEE YOU IN A YEAR!"
I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
True or lie?
Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.
WINNAR!
One guy I know was telling me a story about a car crash where someone wasn't wearing their seatbelt, hit a street light, flew through the window and hit it straight on the top of his skull.
His brain exploded out of his eyes, nose, ears, and the sides of his now split skull.
That sounds about right. Remind me to tell you sometime about the guy who wasn't wearing his seatbelt, was ejected from the car and his head went through a metal sign and got stuck it there...
i always thought that on fear factor, instead of having people eat gross things, they should make them brush their teeth with gross pastes. Like blended up roaches, or exploded brain goop.
I was at a party, and this dude we all didn't like passed out, so my friend comes running into the kitchen going "Douchebag is asleep!"
We immediately start rummaging around the kitchen, until we found a large bag of marshmallows.
After about a minute in the microwave, we had a soupy bowl of melted marshmallows. My friend grabbed a spoon, and this sticky mixture was poured down the back of this kids pants.
He woke up the next morning to find his ass cemented shut with a bowlful of hardened marshmallow.
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All watchin' saturday morning cartoons... orange juice in one glass, boners in another.
the best way to start the morning
except when I was little doing sexual stuff I didn't understand, it was with a girl
fagmo
oh i did the girl stuff at about 13
i had a better idea what it was all about but oh man vaginas were scary
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Thanks teefs for bringing this back on topic
total lie
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i love the smell of cats. not stray's or like cat poop or anything just like a normal housecat, i'll like pick it up and smell right behind its head, and its just a weird comforting smell.
New books have a great smell. Really old books have a different but equally great smell.
That is where you are supposed to put the poison to kill fleas
You are dying
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truth or lie, guys?
I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.
The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".
Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.
True or lie?
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"hey guys lets dress up as skeletor and get drunk"
Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.
it sounds like a mixture of both
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Too funny to be true.
One guy I know was telling me a story about a car crash where someone wasn't wearing their seatbelt, hit a street light, flew through the window and hit it straight on the top of his skull.
His brain exploded out of his eyes, nose, ears, and the sides of his now split skull.
while the rest of his body landed on the ground.
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It looked like pink toothpaste. Apparently it had the same consistency.
Seems grosser to me, and I'm not sure why.
You know back in the WAY old days, they used to actually lick CSF to make sure that's what it was.... it's apparently got a very sweet taste
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just wait wouldn't that give you aids
Which is why we don't lick the body fluids of our patients anymore.
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I was at a party, and this dude we all didn't like passed out, so my friend comes running into the kitchen going "Douchebag is asleep!"
We immediately start rummaging around the kitchen, until we found a large bag of marshmallows.
After about a minute in the microwave, we had a soupy bowl of melted marshmallows. My friend grabbed a spoon, and this sticky mixture was poured down the back of this kids pants.
He woke up the next morning to find his ass cemented shut with a bowlful of hardened marshmallow.