I used to play Ninja Turtles in the back of an El Camino.
I used to play G.I. Joe on top of a 1988 Plymouth Sundance.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited April 2007
my real name is keith
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2007
Two of these items are lies:
I dated a girl I met on the the internet for a while.
I am, by marriage, probably related to Ricky Nelson.
I designed a crappy little Geocities website for my high school DECA club.
I have autographs of all of the members of Weird Al's band.
I've been having sexual fantasies since I was about 8 or 9.
I once guessed an ex-girlfriends hotmail password and almost sent a copy of an explicit email to the cops to get her new boyfriend charged with statutory rape just to get back at her.
I never wore a cup all through high school football.
All the girls I've been in serious relationships with all had names that started with the letter A.
I'm in a background scene as an extra in the movie Benny and Joon.
I once bought a girl a spatula as a symbol of my affection for her.
I once applied for and really hoped to get a job at the IRS because I thought it would be pretty fun.
guy had some pretty bad burns i guess but nothing too serious.
though I'm told he'll never grow chest hair again.
luckilly the guy that was working there bust through the door with a blanket and tackled the guy
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited April 2007
You ever see in a movie where dudes are climbing a mountain and there is snow and a guy slips and he slides in the snow torwards a cliff, and is saved somehow at the last moment?
That happened to me in Afghanistan, except instead of being saved at the last moment, I jammed my boot through the snow into the dirt about 10 feet from a cliff with a 200 foot drop.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited April 2007
I also once got kidnapped by Korean hookers, but through clever manipulation actually had friendly conversation with them for several hours and they even bought me dinner.
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"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
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edited April 2007
I partially lied. When I said kidnapped, they just ran out as a huge group and drug me inside their building but they didn't have guns or knives or anything.
So I'm really liking this girl. So I tell this friend of mine (who is a furry) how awsome she is. I then give him her AIM name.
Half an hour later
Me-How's it going
Guy-I'm banging her
Me-Heh, funny, but really, how is she?
Guy-Her asshole is tight
Me-You're fucking?
Guy-One could say that
Me-my god, you're RP'ing
Guy-She does an awsome vixen.
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I used to play G.I. Joe on top of a 1988 Plymouth Sundance.
I dated a girl I met on the the internet for a while.
I am, by marriage, probably related to Ricky Nelson.
I designed a crappy little Geocities website for my high school DECA club.
I have autographs of all of the members of Weird Al's band.
I've been having sexual fantasies since I was about 8 or 9.
I once guessed an ex-girlfriends hotmail password and almost sent a copy of an explicit email to the cops to get her new boyfriend charged with statutory rape just to get back at her.
I never wore a cup all through high school football.
All the girls I've been in serious relationships with all had names that started with the letter A.
I'm in a background scene as an extra in the movie Benny and Joon.
I once bought a girl a spatula as a symbol of my affection for her.
I once applied for and really hoped to get a job at the IRS because I thought it would be pretty fun.
mine, nah it's true.
guy had some pretty bad burns i guess but nothing too serious.
though I'm told he'll never grow chest hair again.
luckilly the guy that was working there bust through the door with a blanket and tackled the guy
That happened to me in Afghanistan, except instead of being saved at the last moment, I jammed my boot through the snow into the dirt about 10 feet from a cliff with a 200 foot drop.
dang
my friends whole familys initials is JM
Justin, Jessica, Jayson, and 2 others I can't remember
1 out of 2.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Your math works if you include the guy you know.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ooh i see what you did there
edit: there were a lot of huge families in utah.
I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee
Which ones do you know are true?
Half an hour later
Me-How's it going
Guy-I'm banging her
Me-Heh, funny, but really, how is she?
Guy-Her asshole is tight
Me-You're fucking?
Guy-One could say that
Me-my god, you're RP'ing
Guy-She does an awsome vixen.
i knew you were in benny and joon
wrong
I have vague recollections of Ricky Nelson.
I remember something about a cup I think.
I know I've heard the A name thing before. Unless it was, like, B names and that's just dumb.
The spatula thing sounds like something you'd do.
Also IRS.
oh that's good
whoah what?
wasn't someone here an extra in a movie? I could have sworn it was you
Edit: Haha actually that's close to something I did, though, now that I think about it.
No, that was a true one.
oh you mean
it was the other
which one