As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

[miniphalla] PhallaKart: Mini Circuit - Tryclyde obtains the Mini Cup

2456725

Posts

  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Back from the dead to confirm my place.

    Daius on
    bigbosssig.png
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Shit yeah, ladies. I bring those blue sparks!

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    Shit yeah, ladies. I bring those blue sparks!
    :^:

    215489022_G22mx-L-2.jpg

    Spectrum on
    XNnw6Gk.jpg
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sign/reserve up to hunt down Spectrum!

    Burnage on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Is there a race conservatively/defensively option?

    Spectrum on
    XNnw6Gk.jpg
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    !VROOOOOOOOOOOM

    Gumpy on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh well, reserve up for BLUE SPARKS

    Delmain on
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another race!

    samurai6966 on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sign up

    Darian on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alright, filled and four reserves. (Sorry Spectrums! <3)

    I have work shortly but after that I'll be home and eating dinner and then sending out role PMs, so race 1 will end Sunday at 9pm.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh hey, I got a place! And Spectrum is going to die day one. These events will, of course, be entirely unrelated.

    Burnage on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum or a Spectrum? :lol:

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think you all have it wrong, Im going to die on day 1.

    Dunadan019 on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bitches bring your blue sparks.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Spectrum or a Spectrum? :lol:

    Every single instance of Spectrum in the universe

    At once

    Gumpy on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    Dunadan019 on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    Dunadan died!

    Dunadan gained the new abilities Corpse and Quote an over-rated movie!

    Burnage on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bring it, suckas!

    kirbokart.png

    [size=+3]I EAT UR BLUE SPARKZ
    [/size]

    B:L on
    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I don't understand the logic of this. Why wouldn't we do everything in our power to win?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I've seen this move before.

    It's like Diplomacy. We all tear up our Nuke cards only for him to reveal he tore up a different card and sends a swarm of blue-shelled devils after us.

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I will use any and all blue shells as soon as I get them.

    Therefore, it is in your best interest to blue-vote me. If I'm in first, I can't possibly use them, can I?

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I shall throw the rainbow shells upon you!

    And the firey feathers!

    RAWR!


    Shut up! It made sense in my head!

    lonelyahava on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I will use any and all blue shells as soon as I get them.

    Therefore, it is in your best interest to blue-vote me. If I'm in first, I can't possibly use them, can I?

    A second place is fine too.

    B:L on
    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I don't understand the logic of this. Why wouldn't we do everything in our power to win?

    This is an excellent question, if you have never before played Mario Kart (which I assume, since you needed to ask). The Blue Shell is a vile, repugnant tool of evil. Everything it touches is turned to its own malign purpose. Sure it may help you win, but at what cost? At what cost?

    For this reason I intend to trash any blue shells I receive. I urge you all to do likewise.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If blue shells are declared evil, only evils will have blue shells.

    Gandalf_the_Crazed on
    PEUsig_zps56da03ec.jpg
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Squares can be rectangles, but rectangles cannot be squares.

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Randomizing the roles and I'd just like to say.

    Stupid, stupid RNG.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm intrigued :lol:.

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm guessing the RNG wanted kime and Dunadan to be Wart minions. Which would be lol-tastic.

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Role PMs going out, game starts when I post the first course.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Racers to the starting lanes!

    If there are any questions about role PMs, please ask. Starting items have been assigned and are in play. If you didn't get one, learn to not miss item blocks!

    There are three classes of Karts: Light, Standard and Heavy.

    Here is what the Kart weights will affect:
    • Bump results.
    • Wipeout Recovery.

    Course: Dry Dry Desert
    Effect: Wipeout penalties are increased.

    lakitu.jpg

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vroom vrooom!

    kime boosts ahead!

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Race ends in 24 hours and a bit.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have a blue shell, by the way.

    kime on
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    !Toxic, obviously
    !ahava, as she knows what's going on

    enlightenedbum on
    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wrong. I have a blue shell.

    adventfalls on
    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So, does that mean we should disqualify kime or adventfalls for using an evil item?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum. Hi.

    Burnage on
This discussion has been closed.