And why is this kart not moving? I'm turning it left and right, but I'm still not bloody going anywhere.
Somebody help?!?!
What am I doing wrong?
Just push the gas pedal by itself!
Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P
Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?
Is the gas the red button?
Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.
This is why I don't let my wimmins drive
ZOMG please don't hit me again!!!
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The competition is fierce from the onset, and with unprecedented luck of the item blocks there is also fierce carnage. Hammer Bro was disqualified after bringing one of his own hammers and throwing it at another racer. King K. Rool found himself under heavy bombardment of green and red shells and did not recover! Wario ironically was taken out by a bob-omb, tragic.
During the last lap, a Thunderbolt was used!
The race still not over however, and two more racers were shut down by red shells. Bowser and Donkey Kong would not be finishing today.
meanwhile...
YOU IMBECILE. Fryguy cowered as he returned to his form before Wart, flickering meekly. WHY AM I ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENTS?
The other minions felt Wart's presence creep into their minds.
HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NEXT RACE...
Dry Dry Desert Standings
kime (+15)
FunkyWaltDogg (+12)
MrBlarney (+10)
LoserForHireX (+8)
Spectrum (+7)
shalmelo (+6)
adventfalls (+5)
Dunadan019 (+4)
Jaenther (+3)
Daius (+2)
simonwolf (+1)
eecc
crimsoncoyote
Zandracon
Tiphareth
Gandalf_the_Crazed
Raakam
enlightenedbum
Robos A Go Go
Did Not Finish
[*]Arivia (Hammer Bro) - disqualified
[*]B:L (Bowser) - red shelled
[*]Burnage (King K. Rool) - red shelled
[*]lonelyahava (Wario) - bob-ombed
[*]Toxic Toys (Donkey Kong, seized by Fryguy) - red shelled
Update PMs will be going out, once they are out the next course will be announced.
crimsoncoyote and Tiphareth are on notice. From now on a missed vote by any player will result in replacement!
Woo, 3rd place! But the fact that B:L and Burnage, who each got 3 Blue Sparks votes, got taken out concerns me somewhat. Is there baddie interference in there somewhere?
Kime, you survived day one, if we didn't have a baddy to look at the vote of, I'd be voting for you for death. Also, you have too many points, I need you dead to catch up. :P
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
Kime, you survived day one, if we didn't have a baddy to look at the vote of, I'd be voting for you for death. Also, you have too many points, I need you dead to catch up. :P
You don't need to win the race to win the game, silly.
You're aware, of course, that the more points I have the better the village is doing, right? And that this applies to all villagers? If we kill off anyone who gains points, we're gonna lose kind of fast...
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And now I have negative votes.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Just push the gas pedal by itself!
Pushing the gas and the brake at the same time leads to bad things! :P
Oh, phalla.
Which one's the gas pedal? which one's the break?
Is the gas the red button?
Cause gas burns like fire, and fire is red.
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Gives me a bad case of indigestion though.
Oh no, no! That'll be why you're staying still!
The brakes are the red ones, because the only time you brake is when you're going so fast that you heat up the brake pads to a fiery red colour.
The gas is... well, is there ever a time when we let go of the gas? It's practically on by default, isn't it? :P
Also !Robos A Go Go
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Let's see how long this takes me...
... I left Tiphareth's votes in, for reference.
This is why I don't let my wimmins drive
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
You're just going to have to come show me what I'm doing wrong.
Cause I just don't get it.
And I can't seem to stop spinning in place.
After you run Loser over for me, of course.
Well, no. That just means Loser doesn't get any of the cookies I made. Or the brownies. Or the nachos. Or the chili....
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I'll be better from now on, I promise!
Not the cookies, anything but the cookies!!!!!!!
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
During the last lap, a Thunderbolt was used!
The race still not over however, and two more racers were shut down by red shells. Bowser and Donkey Kong would not be finishing today.
meanwhile...
YOU IMBECILE. Fryguy cowered as he returned to his form before Wart, flickering meekly. WHY AM I ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENTS?
The other minions felt Wart's presence creep into their minds.
HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NEXT RACE...
Dry Dry Desert Standings
Did Not Finish
[*]Arivia (Hammer Bro) - disqualified
[*]B:L (Bowser) - red shelled
[*]Burnage (King K. Rool) - red shelled
[*]lonelyahava (Wario) - bob-ombed
[*]Toxic Toys (Donkey Kong, seized by Fryguy) - red shelled
Update PMs will be going out, once they are out the next course will be announced.
crimsoncoyote and Tiphareth are on notice. From now on a missed vote by any player will result in replacement!
I may have died, but I took Toxic with me.
Booyah, bitch.
OoooOOOooOOOO
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Funkywaltdog
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Start of Race 2 (up to post 296)
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You still owe me I think :P. But trust me, this blaze of glory? Biggest you've ever seen
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I don't think any of that means anything.
!kime
Update PMs are out, if you feel I missed anything let me know.
Course: Koopa Troopa Beach
Effect: None.
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I liked it in Mario Kart DS, if I am thinking of the right stage anyway.
Even though you red-voted me and misspelled my name, Robos A Go Go.
Just kidding, MrBlarney
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adventfalls for now.
Not sure about blue-vote yet.
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So?
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We wants it!