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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The fact that Skull Man is the Cyrano de Bergerac of the group is a touch alarming, not gonna lie

    Stale on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    This is like watching a group of chimpanzees work a calculus problem

    stale I saw you had some interviews for working from home, how'd they go?

    Mysst on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    This is like watching a group of chimpanzees work a calculus problem

    Says the man who dated lesbians.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This is like watching a group of chimpanzees work a calculus problem

    stale I saw you had some interviews for working from home, how'd they go?

    God Damn fat-ass holiday fucking up my schedule, it happens on the 2nd now.

    Stale on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    What do you mean, those people

    What else could he mean?
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    Butters on
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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    This is like watching a group of chimpanzees work a calculus problem

    Says the man who dated lesbians.

    lesbians I met on okcupid

    with a profile of my own creation

    Stale on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've had my profile for 1 day and I have had 3 cute girls message me

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    You should fill out those question things

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    The fact that Skull Man is the Cyrano de Bergerac of the group is a touch alarming, not gonna lie

    Credentials:
    Has girlfriend
    Possibly racist?
    One time a dude jerked off to him at a library

    NeoToma on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    The fact that Skull Man is the Cyrano de Bergerac of the group is a touch alarming, not gonna lie

    It shouldn't be so surprising. Remember how Cyrano had a glaring physical flaw?

    Also remember how he was played by Gerard Depardieu?

    AMP'd on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Adorable hair cut! :D

    Liiya on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    The fact that Skull Man is the Cyrano de Bergerac of the group is a touch alarming, not gonna lie

    a fag with a big nose?

    Calamity Jane on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I made one of these when I was bummed out and single one day

    then that problem was no more

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Adorable hair cut! :D

    short hair ftw

    Swill on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    skull man do me

    do me skull man

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I made one of these when I was bummed out and single one day

    then that problem was no more

    yeah, hookers are a Godsend.

    Bad-Beat on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    gotta answer questions first

    under match-->improve match

    redhead on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't think Skull Man would appreciate simian comparisons. That's for those people.

    Yes.

    NotASenator on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I made one of these when I was bummed out and single one day

    then that problem was no more

    We should hang out soon. Possibly after thanksgiving

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    The fact that Skull Man is the Cyrano de Bergerac of the group is a touch alarming, not gonna lie

    SkullMan knows how to write, he is funny, and has a way with words. Some people do not and like help, review, or a funny profile. Is this a strange concept for you?

    Campion on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Holy shit.

    34% Match
    45% Friend
    41% Enemy

    You are almost as afscot and Shank.


    EDIT: Oh, you just started. I'll check back when you have more than 9 questions answered.

    NotASenator on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I made one of these when I was bummed out and single one day

    then that problem was no more

    We should hang out soon. Possibly after thanksgiving

    what about saturday

    I thought you were coming iceskating?

    Swill on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    For Munkus
    My Self-Summary
    NOTE: Italics would be used, but I don't know how to use them in my profile. This is a shame, because italics show how I would use my inflection. See? Would have used it there. So you're just going to have to imagine. Italics there too.

    Someone's a clever funnyman! You're also a lot younger than I thought. Huh. Now whoever that was slapping your bluetooth off is even funnier.

    I'm here to compare tests and match/enemy %s with my friends, many of whom are from SE++. I enjoy reading, playing video games, rockwall climbing, swing dance, college football, writing, and philosophy.

    Drop the SE++ thing. The rest is gold though.

    I'm a little shy with people I don't know, but I become very outgoing very fast the more I get to know people. I'm a good listener, and generally prefer to listen to what people have to say before I get to know them.

    Classy! Also, textbook good guy stuff.

    I am very opinionated about things and very stubborn. I am not afraid to speak my mind about things. I tend to be polarizing: the people who like me really like me, the people who don't really don't. But who cares about the latter group? They're not winners, like you and me. (NOTE: If not actually a winner please ignore this paragraph)

    I like it. Stand up and don't be afraid to be kind of a dick.

    Yes I believe you're a winner. You don't have to believe in yourself, just believe in me who believes in you! (Also this one)

    Super nerdy. Says the guy with the Kamina avatar. It's perfect, the kind of thing that's harmless if they don't recognize it and awesome if they do.

    I always try my best in anything that I do. I refuse to give half-assed efforts. I firmly believe that anything worth doing is worth doing well. As a result, I tend to be competitive about a lot of things, and I love good competition. Occasionally I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum. However I have been without bubblegum for quite some time.

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH! You might be coming on a little strong though.

    I love excuses to dress classy or wear a suit (given my career interests, I'd say that's a good thing).

    yes yes every girl crazy bout a sharp-dressed man

    What I’m doing with my life
    I am in my second year of Law School and rocking out pretty hard as a result. I hope to get a job practicing law eventually.

    Good. Good. You a man with prospects.

    I’m really good at
    Climbing, problem solving, logic games, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, swing dancing, law.

    I'm currently ranked 8th overall in the state of Alabama in playing Brawl. That's right. I'm good. At VIDEO GAMES

    OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT

    The first things people usually notice about me

    My tall, skinny features and my disarming smile.

    Disarming is a little weird. Maybe charming? It seems like a girl should have been armed but you kung-fu her.
    My favorite books, movies, music, and food

    My favorite book is probably Night Watch (the one by Terry Pratchett), followed by Good Omens. My favorite game is probably Smash Brothers Brawl and/or World of Warcraft. I'm also partial to the Phoenix Wright series (Edgeworth is my hero), Mass Effect, Super Mario RPG, and Megaman Zero.

    All of those are great except WoW. Ladies know what WoW means. WoW is basically AIDS to a woman now.


    Favorite movies include Ocean's Eleven, Memento, Emperor's New Groove, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, 300, and Ironman.

    Iron man is two words.

    Favorite television shows include the Venture Brothers, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, 30 Rock, Myth Busters, and Burn Notice.
    The six things I could never do without
    I just realized that this part of the profile is dumb. Every profile I see has something about showers, friends, computers, internet, and air. Perhaps God is tossed in, or family.

    I have never once looked at a person's profile and thought "Oh man, they couldn't live without THAT? That's a dealbreaker" or "Oh man that is so cool they couldn't live without that AWESOME we should be best friends."

    Heyo! Someone is above the test! You could also just not fill this part out though.

    I spend a lot of time thinking about
    I spend a lot of time thinking about the law, about college football (ROLL TIDE), and about potential stories that I'll never write. Occasionally I'll write a storyboard for a comic as a result, but that's a rare occurrence (yes I have gotten some of those comics done, thankyouverymuch).

    Link that shit, if it's anywhere.

    On a typical Friday night I am
    Chilling, maxing, relaxing out cool. Shootin' some meatball outside of the school.

    I'm probably hanging out with friends, playing smash brothers/poker and studying. Saturdays I am either at a football game or watching a football game.

    You maybe might have mentioned super smash brothers one too many times

    Since I am in law school, I study a lot. Comes with the territory.
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
    The I got this screen name from a comic I drew with a couple of friends in the fifth grade.

    Now you know my terrible secret. Italics.
    You should message me if
    You want to talk about books, movies, games, college football, comic books, just about anything nerdy or geeky. I enjoy a good conversation.

    Drop geeky. Nerdy is fine.

    Please note that I am extremely lackadaisical about everything. That's right. Lackadaisical.

    Except studying and smash brothers

    Skull Man on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Holy shit.

    34% Match
    45% Friend
    41% Enemy

    You are almost as afscot and Shank.

    87% Match 78% Friend 2% Enemy

    But she hasn't answered many questions, so.

    Campion on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I actually just got into an argument with emily because I was distracted on the phone because I was doing that! Irony.

    Skull Man on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I dated an Emily for a while. She was a fucking slut.

    Butters on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    She must have been.

    I mean, she dated you! Bazing!

    Skull Man on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Holy shit.

    34% Match
    45% Friend
    41% Enemy

    You are almost as afscot and Shank.

    87% Match 78% Friend 2% Enemy

    But she hasn't answered many questions, so.

    86% Match
    83% Friend
    3% Enemy

    Let's get a click going on. We can all be the popular kids, together.

    Doobh on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I dated an Emily for a while. She was a fucking slut.

    I also dated an Emily for a while. She was really boring in bed.

    MrMonroe on
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay, more questions answered...

    celandine on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I actually just got into an argument with emily because I was distracted on the phone because I was doing that! Irony.


    Tell her to get out of the way of your internet bullshit.

    Campion on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    Holy shit.

    34% Match
    45% Friend
    41% Enemy

    You are almost as afscot and Shank.

    87% Match 78% Friend 2% Enemy

    But she hasn't answered many questions, so.

    86% Match
    83% Friend
    3% Enemy

    Let's get a click going on. We can all be the popular kids, together.

    91% Match
    83% Friend
    3% Enemy
    :winky:

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
    Not really looking seriously, though.

    How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?

    just go to someone else's page while you're logged in

    (i like how it tells you that you have successfully winked)

    Fallout on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh, 91's good, Zombies, I guess.
    92% Match 84% Friend 2% Enemy

    Campion on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    She must have been.

    I mean, she dated you! Bazing!

    Dating a slut can be kind of awesome actually. It was a fun ride while it lasted.

    Butters on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I literally one-upped you on all of those figures, Zombies, I'm sorry.

    Campion on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    She must have been.

    I mean, she dated you! Bazing!

    Dating a slut can be kind of awesome actually. It was a fun ride while it lasted.

    Word

    Poorochondriac on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bitch

    I hate you!


    Ruined my life!

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    damn, how am i ever going to have a chance now :(:(:(:cry:

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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