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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    CowShark wrote: »
    I'm not regular SE++ people, but I have an account on there. Any chance I could get a critique? Also, you may see me visiting you if you posted in this thread, because I enjoy reading profiles.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ToyRiot/

    My favorite part of my own profile is that I made "No Retreat No Surrender" a link, and if I click on it, there is a dude who's profile picture shows him wearing a power glove. Yes!

    You are certainly not a

    Well, it's not cookie-cutter, I guess.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    NaS have I told you recently how great parts of your profile are

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fandy, you should come up over thanksgiving.

    I'll be on the West Coast, but this area is still nice

    It's nice to go north

    Whenever I head up towards Washington and the surrounding suburbs I really enjoy it, though it's rare

    Might go with my friends on a classic road trip though. I want to go to the Tintin store.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    damn got a few cute girls checking me out!

    now how do I not be desperate and creepy and awful

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tiny wolf fuckin rules

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you have not lived if a tiny wolf ain't tried to hump yo leg

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I hadn't realized just how neat OkCupid is.
    I really like the idea of applying data analysis to new areas (marketing, poll prediction, psychology) and it occurs to me that they've become the Nate Silver of internet dating. It's wonderful.

    Apparently, my notable personality traits are that I'm mathematical, desiring of sex, and trusting.
    That seems about right.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Beasteh wrote: »
    damn got a few cute girls checking me out!

    now how do I not be desperate and creepy and awful

    send one of them a message asking about something interesting on her profile

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    those last two seem perfect for each other cel

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    NaS have I told you recently how great parts of your profile are

    Which parts?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I hadn't realized just how neat OkCupid is.
    I really like the idea of applying data analysis to new areas (marketing, poll prediction, psychology) and it occurs to me that they've become the Nate Silver of internet dating. It's wonderful.

    Apparently, my notable personality traits are that I'm mathematical, desiring of sex, and trusting.
    That seems about right.

    When I find where I put my book, you'll get two points in it for a Nate Silver reference.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think I'm gonna make a make profile for the hell of it.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I thought you were a Republican, NaC. Are you just an unusually awesome Republican?
    (Not trying to be a pain here; I'm aware they exist.)

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    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I think I'm gonna make a make profile for the hell of it.

    Please make it an ultra man profile.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I think I'm gonna make a make profile for the hell of it.

    Please make it an ultra man profile.

    God now you're tempting me.

    Decisions, decisions.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Man, it is hard to write a profile that is not self-depreciating.
    I am, if anything, a man of passion - which, to put it somewhat less grandiosely, basically just means that when I find something I like I tend to burn it at both ends until I get absolutely sick of it, which could take anywhere from days to years depending on the particular subject. When I find a book or a movie I really enjoy I tend to spend a good few hours afterward just hunting down every bit of interesting trivia I can find on it.

    Thoughts, anyone?

    unless you actually talk like this when you are hanging out with friends I'd drop a heap of adjectives and just say what you mean without embellishment

    i.e.

    "I know what I like, and I am passionate about what I like. Sometimes I burn out on it because I get so into it. When I find a book or a movie I really enjoy I tend to spend a good few hours afterward just hunting down every bit of interesting trivia I can find on it."

    I actually do talk like that - but let me give trimming down a shot.
    I am a man of passion - to put less pretentiously, just means that, when I find something I like, I tend to burn it at both ends until I get absolutely sick of it, however long that takes. I have a habit of wasting a few hours just hunting down random trivia for any movie or book I particularly like.

    Better?

    man see that just sounds depressing

    you're adding a lot of words that aren't saying anything and are in fact hinting at the idea that whatever you like, you will eventually not like

    such as you know

    a GIRL

    I was aware that could possibly be one of the unfortunate implications.

    Alright, another shot at it...
    I am, at the base of things, a man of passion - when I find something I like, I have a tendency to burn it at both ends until I have entirely exhausted myself on the subject, or just exhausted myself in general. I often find myself finishing a book or movie only to immediately lose several hours searching down all the fascinating little bits of trivia I can find about it. I am a sucker for DVD extras, sequels, prequels, and will, given time, milk every last drop of entertainment/information out of any given subject.

    I believe that opinions and personalities mean nothing in a vacuum, and that the unshared experience means infinitely less than the shared experience, that there's nothing that can't be improved or rejuvenated by having someone to discuss it with - good company makes everything better.

    I think that entertainment is just as important a goal as true art, and that dumbstruck awe, cheap laughs, and "hell yes" are just as important for any work of art to inspire as any of the less base emotions.
    I don't know why are you so insistent on putting the words "burn it at both ends" in there. It strikes me as totally unnecessary... just say you are passionate about the things you like; you completely immerse yourself in something you find interesting.... then bam hop into bit about finishing a book or movie and all that. The second and third sentences in your paragraph are great. The first one (the most important one) is clumsy.

    I dunno why I am still on about this but it just seems like a very awkward thing to say (both grammatically and personally) at the outset in any sort of setting.

    Well, honestly, my first thought was the phrase "gorge myself on it" or something similar, but I am trying to afford phrases that have unfortunate implications when used by a fat dude.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I thought you were a Republican, NaC. Are you just an unusually awesome Republican?
    (Not trying to be a pain here; I'm aware they exist.)

    I am not a Republican.

    If I had to pick what best fit with my personal views, I'd probably end up in the Blue Dog Democrat area. Mostly I'm just skeptical and conservative about fiscal policy but I am all for government intervention when it benefits the people and I'm very liberal on social issues.

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    CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wonder how long one could stave off deletion if they made a joke profile as Ultraman or... I think I'd impersonate Gamera. Just go on and on about Me vs. Shit. "Favorite Movies" is just a complete list of Gamera shows.

    Edit: "Message Me If" You are Tokyo, and you want to end it all.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Relevant to this thread, I was talking to a girl on facebook just now and she's fairly cute. So she says she's curious about me, so she wanted to start to play Q&A. We did, and the first question she asks:

    "What do you dislike about me?"

    Which just screams "SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES" to me and is just a major turn off. Needless to say I refused to answer and made her ask what I liked about her.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    damn got a few cute girls checking me out!

    now how do I not be desperate and creepy and awful

    send one of them a message asking about something interesting on her profile

    Record a message that is nothing but loud, breathing noises and send it to her via youtube.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook let's you and me raise a family together.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey baby

    im like a better than sex cake

    except with more sex

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    NotACrook let's you and me raise a family together.

    Whose family?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shibbylube/

    Thats my okcupid profile. Have at it boys.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I really need to take a new profile picture. I think I may do that tomorrow when I'm at work.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't know why, but I thought you'd be a lot more handsome Shibby.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Holy shit, what the hell is wrong with you? I'm a horrible person because I'm somewhat ugly.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    actually shibby you are a horrible person for other reasons

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I just like sex and leading people on.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    I thought you were a Republican, NaC. Are you just an unusually awesome Republican?
    (Not trying to be a pain here; I'm aware they exist.)

    I am not a Republican.

    If I had to pick what best fit with my personal views, I'd probably end up in the Blue Dog Democrat area. Mostly I'm just skeptical and conservative about fiscal policy but I am all for government intervention when it benefits the people and I'm very liberal on social issues.

    Yeah, that could be me, and I often get confused for a Republican too.

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    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if you guys get a date from this thing
    whatever you do
    do NOT IM her to tell her that you love her and that you're hers after getting home from the first date

    just

    just trust me on that

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shibbylube/

    Thats my okcupid profile. Have at it boys.
    MAn that first picture makes you look like a pedophile.

    The second one makes you look like a burnout.

    Bedlam on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    CowShark wrote: »
    I wonder how long one could stave off deletion if they made a joke profile as Ultraman or... I think I'd impersonate Gamera. Just go on and on about Me vs. Shit. "Favorite Movies" is just a complete list of Gamera shows.

    Edit: "Message Me If" You are Tokyo, and you want to end it all.

    God, you must be some catch

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Auntie, you have great hair.
    But your profile has red flags. I'd stay away from mentions of addiction (to drugs, booze, and games.) It really sounds like you don't like yourself. I mean, I get that way too, we all do, but you could put your best foot forward a little.

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    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Celandine, I know you're new here

    Hell, I'm pretty new here

    But Shibby has a very interesting romantic history

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