I have a song stuck in my head, and I'm afraid it's going to burst out of it and be inflicted on nearby pedestrians.
Specifically, I have the Dolemite theme stuck in my head, and I fear that I may not be able to resist the temptation to fix a passerby with a piercing stare and state:
SOME SAY THAT WILLIE GREEN
WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS
HOLD ON TO EM TIGHT
WHILE I TELL YOU THE STORY OF ME
YES, ME.
THE BADASS DOLEMITE!
Did anyone participate in, or watch the portfolio review thing that happened over on CA.org? Im curious about it. It seems more and more that site is becoming a "Pay for some exposure to our industry connects"
I cannot put my feelings together on that website.
I have a song stuck in my head, and I'm afraid it's going to burst out of it and be inflicted on nearby pedestrians.
Specifically, I have the Dolemite theme stuck in my head, and I fear that I may not be able to resist the temptation to fix a passerby with a piercing stare and state:
SOME SAY THAT WILLIE GREEN
WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS
HOLD ON TO EM TIGHT
WHILE I TELL YOU THE STORY OF ME
YES, ME.
THE BADASS DOLEMITE!
Just remember that as soon as you're done, you'll turn incandescent red, try desperately to hold eye contact and fail, grin like an idiot, and then finally just slink away trying to act like nothing ever happened.
The drive back up was mostly uneventful, with some mini-events thrown in!
Some guy had a LIVE FALCON in the back of his hatchback! It had a hood on and was movin' its head all over the place and I was all like "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING FALCON"
Also saw a bunch of turkey vultures on the side of the road, eatin' somethin.....those birds are MASSIVE
Also almost hit half of a stag while going 80mph
it was in the middle of the highway on a pitch-black stretch...there was only one car on the road that I could see aside from myself, and they were right in front of me...so the stag very suddenly and briefly came into view, to the right of my car...if I'd been a foot or two over I would've hit it, augh augh
also TREES there are TREES here and I'm so happy about that
also my aunt and uncle basically told me that I wake them up when I come back home, not matter how quiet I'm being, because this house amplifies noise in a weird way and they're trying to listen for my grandmother if she gets up in the middle of the night...so I can't come home past 10:30, basically...and anything after 9:30 is probably frowned upon....so I have a goddamned curfew...I can only see one of my best friends at night, because she works a lot...and my other best friend I see at night, too, usually...I guess not anymore. I'm going to have to sleep over their house if i want to hang out with them after 9pm......also I can't go down to the kitchen after they go to bed, because that will wake them up too...just stuff like opening the fridge, or the door to the kitchen, will wake them up. So I can't eat past ~9:30pm unless it's already in my room...and I can't go out for food, because that'll mean I'd come home too late, and they'd get angry with me because they'd wake up. My only two good friends left in my town are the only two people I won't be able to see most of the time, because of this, now. I regularly stay up until 3am. FUCKFUCkfuckfuckufkcufkukujxkbxfnv.
Although both of these friends' parents have offered me a place to stay if I want...which is super-nice of them...although one of these places to stay (I'd get a whole floor to myself! An apartment on the 3rd floor) is the creepiest place ever and there is a ghost there I promise there is a ghost there it is creepy as fuck up there and the ghost once knocked on the door when I was there and I was scared. :C TROO STOREE.
But yeah fuckin' Connecticut, man...it is awesome. NORTHEAST FO'EVA
also my aunt and uncle basically told me that I wake them up when I come back home, not matter how quiet I'm being, because this house amplifies noise in a weird way
Pfft yeah right you're the best ninja. You're rolling up close to your house in your car at night? Noise and big lights. Park a block away and walk the rest of the way. In the daytime, set up any motion-sensitive security lights to be turned off for a 10 minute window so you won't trip them. If there are any ground-level windows or doors that you can leave open a crack before you leave and crawl through rather than unlocking a door, do that.
Also http://www.wikihow.com/Walk-Silently
If you're not rolling in wearing black moccasins and a skin-tight wetsuit-type outfit with your keys and change taped to your body rather than rattling around in your pocket, you're not being the best ninja.
or just convince the ghost to stop by every now and then, make some noise, scare a few relatives. Then when you come in late your aunt and uncle won't want to investigate because it might be the ghost.
I have been the best ninja and yet they still hear me
The secret is to blare a soccer horn for a good ten seconds or so right after stepping in the door.
After a week of that, they'll be goddamn happy when you try to sneak in.
If this backfires I am going to be SO ANGRY with you
the mood I"m in right now, I'd start by kicking the door open and if anyone wasn't hiding I'd pin them down and scream into their face, "DID I WAKE YOU UP!!? DID I!!? YOU LOOK AWAKE I MUST HAVE!"
After that it'll be that episode of the fucking twilight zone with the kid with the powers, "Yup, slept like a log last night! Didn't hear a thing! especially not Metal throwing the dishes through the window and swearing at the top of his lungs! But it'd be great even if he did do that! heh heh!"
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OK, I'll post my next project!
uh
something something art
you're good at design!
be proud of it, or i will beat you up on the internet!
Specifically, I have the Dolemite theme stuck in my head, and I fear that I may not be able to resist the temptation to fix a passerby with a piercing stare and state:
SOME SAY THAT WILLIE GREEN
WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS
HOLD ON TO EM TIGHT
WHILE I TELL YOU THE STORY OF ME
YES, ME.
THE BADASS
DOLEMITE!
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I cannot put my feelings together on that website.
...Bored.
Steam handle: Buckwolfe
Just remember that as soon as you're done, you'll turn incandescent red, try desperately to hold eye contact and fail, grin like an idiot, and then finally just slink away trying to act like nothing ever happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ2znlF5TVM
bear, I don't think our comic business is going to happen anytime soon
Steam handle: Buckwolfe
Why not? I'm going to be free starting around... December 7th.
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BFBC2
Hells of shit has come up. I will barely have time for being santa.
I feel like i'm being lied to.
I'll do some preliminary art then.
Turns out I can actually draw! I just don't have time!
Also, the N.A.S.A. album is the most impressive album I've seen in a really, really long time.
typo
holy god bear
edit:almost forgot that i came here to post this amazon sale on a wacom 6"by8" for $199
for yall folks with money
if you want the old one
also: I'M BACK HOOOOOOME!!! YAAAAAY!!!!
The drive back up was mostly uneventful, with some mini-events thrown in!
Some guy had a LIVE FALCON in the back of his hatchback! It had a hood on and was movin' its head all over the place and I was all like "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING FALCON"
Also saw a bunch of turkey vultures on the side of the road, eatin' somethin.....those birds are MASSIVE
Also almost hit half of a stag while going 80mph
it was in the middle of the highway on a pitch-black stretch...there was only one car on the road that I could see aside from myself, and they were right in front of me...so the stag very suddenly and briefly came into view, to the right of my car...if I'd been a foot or two over I would've hit it, augh augh
also TREES there are TREES here and I'm so happy about that
also my aunt and uncle basically told me that I wake them up when I come back home, not matter how quiet I'm being, because this house amplifies noise in a weird way and they're trying to listen for my grandmother if she gets up in the middle of the night...so I can't come home past 10:30, basically...and anything after 9:30 is probably frowned upon....so I have a goddamned curfew...I can only see one of my best friends at night, because she works a lot...and my other best friend I see at night, too, usually...I guess not anymore. I'm going to have to sleep over their house if i want to hang out with them after 9pm......also I can't go down to the kitchen after they go to bed, because that will wake them up too...just stuff like opening the fridge, or the door to the kitchen, will wake them up. So I can't eat past ~9:30pm unless it's already in my room...and I can't go out for food, because that'll mean I'd come home too late, and they'd get angry with me because they'd wake up. My only two good friends left in my town are the only two people I won't be able to see most of the time, because of this, now. I regularly stay up until 3am. FUCKFUCkfuckfuckufkcufkukujxkbxfnv.
Although both of these friends' parents have offered me a place to stay if I want...which is super-nice of them...although one of these places to stay (I'd get a whole floor to myself! An apartment on the 3rd floor) is the creepiest place ever and there is a ghost there I promise there is a ghost there it is creepy as fuck up there and the ghost once knocked on the door when I was there and I was scared. :C TROO STOREE.
But yeah fuckin' Connecticut, man...it is awesome. NORTHEAST FO'EVA
Hooray for meeting women on the TTC!
well, whatever. Just get a oujia board, exterminate it yourself. They did it in a movie once it totally worked.
A curfew...or a ninja challenge.
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and it is not my fault, they've just trained themselves to be crazy-sensitive to ANY noise now, no matter how small
unless I build some kind of crazy rope-ladder and use my skylight...and somehow not roll off the 30-ft-high roof, onto my car
that would be a double-fail
my little car is so awesome
oh yeah and my bones and stuff would probably not be in their proper positions.
but my car
my car
But for realz....like, I really really want to play one haha
can't though. Portfoliotes more important.
Also http://www.wikihow.com/Walk-Silently
If you're not rolling in wearing black moccasins and a skin-tight wetsuit-type outfit with your keys and change taped to your body rather than rattling around in your pocket, you're not being the best ninja.
[/has played far too much Splinter Cell]
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Also I am the freakin' MASTER at #6 on that site. I can run-walk like that and I am dead silent.
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You also have access to a ghost, surely it's got something to say about not being seen/heard unless it wants to be. Might want to strike up a chat.
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Apparently it was seen once, by two people.
I don't think it's a ninja-ghost.
OH MAN
BEST NINJA
NINJAGHOST
but I want some more, I'm hungry again
CHICKEN IS SO DELICIOUS
also you can blame stuff on it like:
"Who ate all the chicken?"
"The ghost."
"oh ok"
"darn Ninjaghost is always eatin' our chicken"
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The secret is to blare a soccer horn for a good ten seconds or so right after stepping in the door.
After a week of that, they'll be goddamn happy when you try to sneak in.
If this backfires I am going to be SO ANGRY with you
the mood I"m in right now, I'd start by kicking the door open and if anyone wasn't hiding I'd pin them down and scream into their face, "DID I WAKE YOU UP!!? DID I!!? YOU LOOK AWAKE I MUST HAVE!"
After that it'll be that episode of the fucking twilight zone with the kid with the powers, "Yup, slept like a log last night! Didn't hear a thing! especially not Metal throwing the dishes through the window and swearing at the top of his lungs! But it'd be great even if he did do that! heh heh!"