I just spent about 8 straight hours redesigning a character for an upcoming short project. God that was a long and windy road, but I feel great now about the end result!
For the curious, yes I will be posting them in a thread for critique when I'm done.
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Stupid out of town girlfriend all coming to town like 'ooohhhhh heyy, come sex me up tonight. Oh, and there is no way I'm letting you get any sleep before you have to wake up for work at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. Here, have this booze and shut up.'
Stupid out of town girlfriend all coming to town like 'ooohhhhh heyy, come sex me up tonight. Oh, and there is no way I'm letting you get any sleep before you have to wake up for work at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. Here, have this booze and shut up.'
If only I were a stronger man...
I don't see anything to complain about here....
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Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
She may not know!
When I was a wee girl of about 11 I had this old bathing suit that I loved. When I put if on in our low light bathroom it looked perfectly opaque. But unbeknownst to me, as soon as I stepped outside into the sun and got in the lake water for my swimming lessons, it turned completely see-thru
My mom and the other moms laughed and thought it was aborably hilarious. I however had a bit of a girlish crush on the swim instructor so I was very traumatized when I found out and never went back to finish my lessons at that lake.
I just remember taking early morning swimming lessons in the summer, standing on the side of the pool shivering while the instructor talked to us. I also remember my mom having to yell into the changing room to get me to get out of the hot showers after my lessons.
traumatizing experiences with swimming lessons are probably far more common than we both think
Undoubtedly! Although this was at a competition. Actually, I think I must have been 12. Anyway, I'd been in a hurry changing and I swum the whole thing with my (pink) training bra on around my waist, and I only found out afterwards. And my timer was a cute 13-yo boy who I had a crush on .
And when I asked my friends* why they hadn't mentioned it, they were like "we thought you'd be embarrassed."
traumatizing experiences with swimming lessons are probably far more common than we both think
Undoubtedly! Although this was at a competition. Actually, I think I must have been 12. Anyway, I'd been in a hurry changing and I swum the whole thing with my (pink) training bra on around my waist, and I only found out afterwards. And my timer was a cute 13-yo boy who I had a crush on .
And when I asked my friends* why they hadn't mentioned it, they were like "we thought you'd be embarrassed."
Oh man... so glad I didn't have any embarrassing underwear/see-thru clothes/nakedness experiences as a kid. I'd probably be able to laugh it off now, but I would have been traumatized back then. I can't think of any specific instances during which I embarrassed myself in front of a crush/someone cute either (probably because I blocked them from my mind--I KNOW I've had some). I did have sort of a recent even in that I went through the Wendy's drive-thru yesterday to avoid being around people with my puffy post-oral surgery face, and the drive-thru window was being manned by some hunky 19 or 20 year old.
At that point it was no longer obvious I'd just had surgery and looked more like I just had a fat face The swelling is down again today, but still quite noticeable. I'm hoping I look normal by Thanksgiving, we're having SO much company.
One of my most embarrassing moments happened at a pool. I was all pumped up from goofing off in the water with my friends and swam over to the side to ask the lifeguard a question. I was yelling and trying to get his attention, finally shouting "Hey, what are you, deaf?!" Someone swam up behind me and said "Yes, he is."
My adolescent self hates you with a fiery loathing, MT.
I'll tell you about my embarassing underwear story.
Once, when I was in fith grade, I poped a wheelie and leaned too far back. I leaned over the handle bars to set the front wheel on the ground, but as soon as it landed I fell over the handle bars. I was wearing gym shorts... the kind that are very easy to pull down... these very same gym shorts got caught in the handle bars so when I fell over the handle bars and landed on the pavement... I was very much pantless.
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did you get a job yet?
I have a job for you.
You've been pre-approved
If it involves screaming irrationally at people and throwing dishes through windows, I'm your man.
Only with less jerk-i-tude
The one that is so fucking godawful that everybody involved in its production should be drawn and quartered.
warning vulgar language.... not sure if that really matters though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE
(about 56 seconds in if you're wondering what I'm talking about )
you're supposed to be screaming at my relatives GAWD you're so bad at this, no wonder you're unemployed.
hey everything awesome takes time
hahahaha
that one works too
maybe even moreso.
I think the straight forward approach would be very refreshing.
Also, if you enjoyed that one, definately listen to the first "show me your genitals" and "I Kill People"
In that order.
except instead of papers i did laundry
Why are you still up? Why am I still up!
Oh God I can't sleep
goddamn, someone get me a twitter page
i'll be bigger than shaq with these qualityposts im pumpin out
I've done that. :P
Yeah, you have to get those machines when they are free.
In my dorm... that's never. We have 5 washers and 6 dryers. Two people can fill them all up...
not to mention when these 'dryers' are more like 'warmers' and require multiple visits to get the damn job done
I blame booze and women.
Stupid out of town girlfriend all coming to town like 'ooohhhhh heyy, come sex me up tonight. Oh, and there is no way I'm letting you get any sleep before you have to wake up for work at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. Here, have this booze and shut up.'
If only I were a stronger man...
I don't see anything to complain about here....
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
She literally made me say out loud 'no, I don't want to fuck you, I want to sleep.' (after copious sessions having already taken place.)
And now my room smells like baby oil, UGH!
edit. And with that [grumblegrumblegrumble] I'm off to work!
Woe is you, booze and sex. How awful.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
Just sayin'
Is she attractive?
Also depends on if I know this person or not.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
But she probably already knows.
This is what my co-worker said. Women are horrible.
When I was a wee girl of about 11 I had this old bathing suit that I loved. When I put if on in our low light bathroom it looked perfectly opaque. But unbeknownst to me, as soon as I stepped outside into the sun and got in the lake water for my swimming lessons, it turned completely see-thru
My mom and the other moms laughed and thought it was aborably hilarious. I however had a bit of a girlish crush on the swim instructor so I was very traumatized when I found out and never went back to finish my lessons at that lake.
Undoubtedly! Although this was at a competition. Actually, I think I must have been 12. Anyway, I'd been in a hurry changing and I swum the whole thing with my (pink) training bra on around my waist, and I only found out afterwards. And my timer was a cute 13-yo boy who I had a crush on .
And when I asked my friends* why they hadn't mentioned it, they were like "we thought you'd be embarrassed."
*alleged.
I seem to recall doing this as well. Friggin cold ass water.
Hahahah!
Oh man, I'd point and laugh!
At that point it was no longer obvious I'd just had surgery and looked more like I just had a fat face The swelling is down again today, but still quite noticeable. I'm hoping I look normal by Thanksgiving, we're having SO much company.
(Seriously though. Who hires a deaf lifeguard?)
I'll tell you about my embarassing underwear story.
Once, when I was in fith grade, I poped a wheelie and leaned too far back. I leaned over the handle bars to set the front wheel on the ground, but as soon as it landed I fell over the handle bars. I was wearing gym shorts... the kind that are very easy to pull down... these very same gym shorts got caught in the handle bars so when I fell over the handle bars and landed on the pavement... I was very much pantless.
My other pantless adventures have been by choice.