Once, I bought Chessmaster 7000? on a whim off the internet at a bargain deal for the price of my birthdate but it never came and I lost that money forever and ever. I was sad cause that was the first check I ever drafted, and I would forever every time I opened the checkbook cause I never wrote that many checks be remembered that I got ripped off. I kept waiting and waiting for it to come but it never came so I went in the backyard and played on the swing a little bit and I felt better. Then I tried to find a lizard in some tiers but I couldn't and it was a little damp. I don't know if I made a gravel pile or looked at the fence but we had some grapes growing in the garden and I never got to eat them. I never cleaned the grill.
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Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Okay, so here was a sitcom I pitched to CBS a couple of days ago.
This girl's mom dies, and she has to go live with her father. Problem is, nobody knows who the father is. There's 2 canidates, but they just can't figure it out. (Lets say, for all intents and purposes, DNA testing has become illegal for anything other than murder. Don't know who's the father? To bad.) So the two fathers live together, and the daugter lives with them.
The daughter, who we will name Jenny, is a whiney 14 yeal old emo bitch beause her mom is dead and she doesn't know who her papa is.
Dad 1 is a gay man, and is the white business man stereotype, and if the show didn't tell you, you would think that he is the straight one. He may have impregnated the mother when he was trying to find himself. Also, he is not white.
Dad 2 is a metro white guy, who hates gays and every race other than what Dad 1 is. If dad 1 is black, he becomes a metro gangsta(he is the stereotype that the other is associated with.) If dad 1 is asian, he is a computer geek, and so on and so forth.
Also, in the season where the decline starts, a third dad is introduced. He is a guy in a shark suit(never takes it off). Every time the show starts, all the producers and writers are shown jumping over him, along with the cast. And he only talks with a whiteboard.
All this creates hilarious hijinks and wacky shenanigans once a week for 10 weeks.
Now, it's been a week, and they just called me to say that they want 10 episodes of it. I'm so excited.
See, you're supposed to make it somewhat plausible.
Damn, you caught me.
Was it the ten episodes? If they had said 3, would that have been better?
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Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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Alright, earlier tonight I got a call from my parents. Lately they have banned my little sister from using their laptop because she does things like hide it, keep it away from my mother (who is only trying to do work for her job or one of her many organizations such as the Girl Scouts) and the final straw was when she threw it onto the couch in anger, jarring it and causing the hard-disc to be scratched ending in much unneeded grief. So when my parents called they told me that the power cord on the desktop (where she has been told she is to do her homework from now on) was missing and wondered what they could do. I explained to them that they can use the power cable to any computer and advised them to take the one from the old Gateway tower we have sitting unused in the corner. They leave my sister to do her work and after somewhere around an hour she comes upstairs and announces that she cannot type her paper on the downstairs computer because there is no word processor. She demands to use the laptop. Now this computer CAME with MS Word so my father goes down to check on it and finds that the icons for MS Word are still intact but the program has been un-installed. On top of this, when I get home I find that the light bulb in my bedside lamp has been stolen in retaliation for helping my parents get around my sister's evil schemes.
TLDR: My sister stole the power cable and un-installed Word from the family computer to force my parents to let her use the laptop and took my light bulb out of revenge for helping them fight back.
I wouldn't believe it myself but this just happened today.
When I was fairly young I stole a golf-cart key from a country club that my parents were members of during the summer (specifically we were members of the pool). I always imagined one day I would use this key to steal a cart and escape with it so I could have my very own golf cart. Many years later, when I was 16 I ended up working maintenance at the same club and by some miracle I still had the key, as I had kept it in a Pound Puppies plastic bank with a lot of foreign coins I had collected. On one of my last days working there I decided to finally use the key. The pro shop guys were the biggest douche-bag kids on staff and generally would take their carts and go to the opposite end of the golf course and do nothing for hours where nobody could see them. They also treated maintenance and activities personnel like shit and generally were a bunch of arrogant pricks. Since I was done at the end of the week anyway I took one of the 2 staff carts they used and parked it behind the large, blue dumpster we had out back, making it completely invisible to anyone unless they thought to circle around the foul-smelling, out-of-the-way dumpster. I hear they couldn't find it for two days. Boy was I a prank-master.
That sister story is true guys, hate to say it. My parents are really bad at curbing behavioral problems and banning her from the laptop took 2 years of her doing the most retarded shit.
That sister story is true guys, hate to say it. My parents are really bad at curbing behavioral problems and banning her from the laptop took 2 years of her doing the most retarded shit.
I have a scar a half a centimeter underneath my eye from when we had a bow and arrows but we just threw arrows at eachother
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Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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He was clepped hende Quetzi. A stoute carle for the nonnes.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
As we warmly embraced, he pulled Framling into the hug as well and I commented that Khoo smelled nice.
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that isn't funny, that is downright scary.
I call April.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Also newspaper sites don't usually do april fools' jokes. I think.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
This girl's mom dies, and she has to go live with her father. Problem is, nobody knows who the father is. There's 2 canidates, but they just can't figure it out. (Lets say, for all intents and purposes, DNA testing has become illegal for anything other than murder. Don't know who's the father? To bad.) So the two fathers live together, and the daugter lives with them.
The daughter, who we will name Jenny, is a whiney 14 yeal old emo bitch beause her mom is dead and she doesn't know who her papa is.
Dad 1 is a gay man, and is the white business man stereotype, and if the show didn't tell you, you would think that he is the straight one. He may have impregnated the mother when he was trying to find himself. Also, he is not white.
Dad 2 is a metro white guy, who hates gays and every race other than what Dad 1 is. If dad 1 is black, he becomes a metro gangsta(he is the stereotype that the other is associated with.) If dad 1 is asian, he is a computer geek, and so on and so forth.
Also, in the season where the decline starts, a third dad is introduced. He is a guy in a shark suit(never takes it off). Every time the show starts, all the producers and writers are shown jumping over him, along with the cast. And he only talks with a whiteboard.
All this creates hilarious hijinks and wacky shenanigans once a week for 10 weeks.
Now, it's been a week, and they just called me to say that they want 10 episodes of it. I'm so excited.
Was it the ten episodes? If they had said 3, would that have been better?
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
"This sentence is a lie."
The sentence above is a lie.
TLDR: My sister stole the power cable and un-installed Word from the family computer to force my parents to let her use the laptop and took my light bulb out of revenge for helping them fight back.
I wouldn't believe it myself but this just happened today.
she wouldn't be alive if that happened to my laptop
ugh. my brother is the same way
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
are you really smart hero now?
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
it was a pleasant suprise when i came home this afternoon.