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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Secretly, Mori is judging everyone in this thread.

    He finds you all... wanting.

    I am wanting cookies

    Javen on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    Moriveth on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I still need to learn post processing

    photoshop wizard I am not

    Yeah you are, you do your magic trick that is called emailing them to your girlfriend.

    And like magic things look better.

    Man fuck that

    next thing you know she'll want to drive

    where does it end, Blake?

    Man if you want to pay for taxis like a chump you can, but I want to be chauffeur driven around while roaring drunk please.

    I mean it's not like we'll be talking as I would be sitting in the back and I would install a small diving wall in my car.
    there's already a dividing wall in your car

    they're called the front seats

    Vivixenne on
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Secretly, Mori is judging everyone in this thread.

    He finds you all... wanting him.

    Doobh on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    What about anyone

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am probably going to make Christmas cookies sometime

    that'll be neat

    Moriveth on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    a Vietnamese girl robot using babelfish

    Vivixenne on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    DE?AD on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    women are great for driving when you're roaring drunk

    Kovak on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    What about anyone

    Women aren't real people

    Javen on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "roaring drunk" is a great phrase

    Skull Man on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

    Moriveth on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    a Vietnamese girl robot using babelfish

    Who is using ridiculously broken english but still manages to use phrases like "a/s/l" and "i c"

    I want to go to bed but now I am just so interested in finding out this mystery.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    page ninety sexist

    Kovak on
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've got to do this roaring drunk thing sometime

    Crashmo on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I actually have been so drunk I would go around roaring and breathing fire at people

    Javen on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    women are great for driving when you're roaring drunk

    And the guilt afterwords

    Brainleech on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

    Semi-related: The iPhone ap video really makes me want an autotune mic I can just carry around constantly.

    DE?AD on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd rather drive drunk than let a woman drive

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

    I found a bunch of girls that are 4'9 to 5' around here there

    One guy claims to have found and dated a women who want 6'11" I doubt

    Brainleech on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd rather drive drunk than let a woman drive

    Seriously. Sometimes those kids gotta get to school.

    Butters on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

    Semi-related: The iPhone ap video really makes me want an autotune mic I can just carry around constantly.

    Oh yeah, the V-Pain thing was awesome

    n-woooooord... that I'm not gonna saaaay

    Moriveth on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sometimes I get stalkers from people who got to my profile after viewing Redeemer's. We have stuff on each others pages that will lead people in that direction and I do make a joke about it somewhere in my summary. One of those guys is super dreamy and sent me a series of erotic photos of himself. The last one was actually labeled "10cropped_because_of_cat" and I had to ask about that so he sent me the original.

    He was totally right. That cat was being way too judgmental in the corner of that picture.

    Fiz on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

    I found a bunch of girls that are 4'9 to 5' around here there

    One guy claims to have found and dated a women who want 6'11" I doubt

    Me being stupid tall doesn't help matters. Too short and the gestalt just doesn't work.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    but can you dumb dance

    Air on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man what is wrong with 5'3"!?

    i used to have a pair of friends that were dating; gary and lindsay
    gary was 6'6", lindsay was 4'10"
    a lot of "she doesn't even have to kneel!" jokes were made

    mully on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blake is 6'5" and I'm 5'8" and it's awesome

    Vivixenne on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    im 5'7'' and my gf is either 5'0'' or 5'2'' im having trouble remembering

    Kovak on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    em's like 5'5, 5'6

    I'm 6'3 so that's perfect

    Skull Man on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skullsy can you pimp me out with that face

    that face

    Projeck on
  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I updated my pics. Although they are way too dark.


    I think my issue in my area is that a good percentage of the women have bachelors degrees and then quite few say they are working on their masters.

    And I'm just like ah shit. I'm just a enlisted military dude in probably the highest concentrated area in the U.S. consisting of military.

    I'm actually going back to school mostly to be presentable in a certain way.

    HyperAquaBlast on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm 6'0 and...

    :cry:

    Faynor on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you mean that face?

    I think so

    Skull Man on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm 5'6".

    Yaaay

    Moriveth on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    She's a few inches shorter than me

    Javen on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah


    that face

    operation: secret de niro

    Projeck on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bombs is, well, he would say 6', I would say 6'2", (he's probably right but his hair is poofy sometimes) and i'm 5'3" and it makes me juuuuust the right height to be a nifty chin-rest.

    as i've mentioned before, i went through a lot of my life being terrified of tall guys and preferring short dudes because of that, but i kind of like this tall thing, now.

    mully on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    that face+myhair

    ultimate sex

    Skull Man on
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