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[miniphalla] PhallaKart: Mini Circuit - Tryclyde obtains the Mini Cup

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Huh, Blarney was evil and it wasn't obvious. Things have changed while I wasn't playing in here.
    No, it was pretty obvious, I just expected someone to use a blue shell. =p

    ....

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I blame the entire village for voting me out.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There were 7 red shells and 2 bob-ombs on race 1.

    Blame the wacky day 1 RNG.

    2 red shells were on Burnage, 1 on B:L, 1 on Toxic Toys. :lol: 2 were used defensively.

    1 green shell on Burnage, 1 on B:L, as well. 1 used defensively.

    That was all the result of three players.

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    Crazy RNG, there was a 10% chance of a special role item when picking up an item block, 75% chance to pick up a block automatically. Against the odds, people rolled six specials. D:

    After that, people mismanaged the few kills that were received, like misfiring or thunderbolts while saving or not even sending in an order.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    At the risk of fucking up everything, I use my Green Shell on FunkyWaltDogg.

    If this leads to a Mafia win, don't tell anyone!

    wooooops I misposted! :lol:

    woooow.....

    wooooooooooow!

    jesus christ...

    To be honest, I thought MrB was also using his shell on FWD, and GtC and I were both bumping FWD...

    Yeah, if FWD wasn't mafia, he was obviously the primary target for the mafia since he had more access to points than even the person we'd chosen for first. The mafia would've had to kill him to win, so the only way he wouldn't be attacked is if he was himself mafia.

    Given that, it wouldn't make a difference if I attacked him or not.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I realize belatedly that I am a moron. So I stole Blarney's blue shell on night two. Conspicuously many of the leaders that night, if we were to believe the narration, used stars. So not much happened when I fired it.

    How could such a conspiracy happen? Well, obviously if Blarney was evil, they knew a villager had a blue shell...

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm just happy I didn't make any votes on my team mates.

    You guys did a good job.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    At the risk of fucking up everything, I use my Green Shell on FunkyWaltDogg.

    If this leads to a Mafia win, don't tell anyone!

    wooooops I misposted! :lol:

    God, I hate you.

    The only reason I did that, by the way, is because Dunadan was acting strangely and he was strongly supporting FWD.

    Not that I would've used it more wisely otherwise. My original order was to drift.

    you solely lost this game for the village.

    had FWD gotten those 2 votes (which were only two thanks to your plan) he would have come in 4th (infidel?) which is MORE than enough for him to win.

    If FWD would have been supported then he would have likely at least placed enough to win it even with the mafia muscle. They would have had to remove him, and Blarney would have had to do that himself with his Bowser Shell, and it wouldn't have been an easy placing for him because of that so still not for sure.

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    Voting out Blarney would have likely assured victory.

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I'm just happy I didn't make any votes on my team mates.

    You guys did a good job.

    Yay! ^5 Toxic!

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    At the risk of fucking up everything, I use my Green Shell on FunkyWaltDogg.

    If this leads to a Mafia win, don't tell anyone!

    wooooops I misposted! :lol:

    God, I hate you.

    The only reason I did that, by the way, is because Dunadan was acting strangely and he was strongly supporting FWD.

    Not that I would've used it more wisely otherwise. My original order was to drift.

    you solely lost this game for the village.

    had FWD gotten those 2 votes (which were only two thanks to your plan) he would have come in 4th (infidel?) which is MORE than enough for him to win.

    And the entire reason I fired at FWD is because you were being such a dick and offering terrible ideas, seemingly intentionally. Then I drew a connection between you and FWD, spectrum did the same thing, kime agreed, and the strong possibility that FWD would be eliminated by a red shell anyway if he wasn't mafia sealed the deal.

    I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying that I followed a logical train of thought that might've cost us in the end, just like the decision to vote out kime, vote for gumpy, and misuse items did as well to a lesser degree. It wasn't a random decision, and I did think it through and discuss it with one other person to confirm that what I was doing made sense.

    I suppose none of that's relevant to you, though.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Infidel wrote:
    You feel a tingling in your extremities and your vision becomes spotted. A fiery wave envelopes your mind as you slip away.

    You have been taken over by Wart's evil minions! You are now controlled, your conscious mind subverted, foul deeds you will commit.

    OBTAIN THE KEY AND RETURN TO ME. Wart's words are burnt into your instincts.


    MrBlarney is controlled by Tryclyde.

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    eecc is controlled by Mouser.

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    Toxic Toys is controlled by Fryguy.

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    Gandalf_the_Crazed is controlled by Clawgrip.

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    Win Condition: One of you must win the Mini Circuit.

    (In case it is not clear yet, you are the mafia.)

    Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honourable mention from our fallen brethren.
    B:L wrote:
    As the contestants are ready to make yet another perilous leap from one section of Rainbow Road to the next, Lakitu fishes up a surprise.

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    [size=+3]IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' KIRBO, AND HE'S HUNGRY FOR REVENGE![/size]


    The drivers, already in mid-air, could not avoid their fate as one by one they fell into Kirbo's maw.

    Save for one particular driver. The (un)fortunate kart hit the pedal to the metal, and raced towards the finish line while Kirbo gave chase, eating all of Rainbow Road along the way. The luckless fool almost made it to the finish line, when suddenly the song that ends the world was heard... coming from Kirbo's butt. He shat out the amalgation of all the other drivers and of Rainbow Road, and the propelled projectile shot straight into the poor survivor's mouth and he died.


    Then came a bellowing from Kirbo's mouth,

    "I TOLD YOU

    I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'LL EAT SHIT AND DIE!"


    And so, the one who red-shelled Kirbo had finally ate shit and died. And Kirbo crossed the finish line and ate the trophy.

    THE END
    Burnage wrote:
    My plan for victory in this "Micro Cup" requires but three things;

    One, a blue shell.
    Two, a Spanish Inquisition outfit.
    Three, my death.

    Since blue shells show up all the fucking time on Rainbow Road, Spanish Inquisition outfits are commonplace in Europe, and I am currently a smouldering shelled corpse, my exquisite plan may proceed.

    It is a simple plan. I (or an able assistant) will attach my corpse to the blue shell, and then release the metaphorical hounds. Yes, for this course I shall be driving a blue-shell propelled car.

    Should some poor bastard currently be first, the blue shell will obviously take him out, and then begin the hunt for the next player in pole position. Should I have the fortune to be placed first, the blue shell will increase its speed to eliminate me - but in the process only manage to increase my speed. Rapidly, as it tries to overtake itself, the blue shell will inevitably propel me to speeds near C, and my slowly decaying corpse will glide to victory.

    As for the final aspect of my plan, when the other competitors see my green-skinned tyrant body aboard the winner's platform, they will most likely wish to ask "What the fuck HAX!!!" or some other such colloquialism.

    Ideally, at this point I would reply with a well-timed "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!". And thus my plan would be complete.

    More realistically, the blue shell that my corpse would still be strapped to would begin the bloodhunt anew.

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    Like so.


    I updated the OP as well for those wanting complete stats in there.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Can someone please explain how you saw this nonexistent connection between me and Dunadan?

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    o_O

    /slow clap

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd like to give BL and Burnage FUCKING MEDALS.

    Better than my plan to become the villain of Super Mario Galaxy 2.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Can someone please explain how you saw this nonexistent connection between me and Dunadan?
    He kept boosting you alot during all of the last day.

    Also:
    [08:12] <Infidel> Spectrum got shafted by my randomness XD
    [08:12] <Infidel> step 1. Toadette
    [08:12] <Infidel> step 2. no item block race 1
    [08:12] <Infidel> step 3. no item block race 2
    [08:13] <Infidel> step 4. hoard for next race?
    [08:13] <Infidel> step 5. mushroom and banana!
    [08:13] <Infidel> something like that
    [08:13] <Infidel> oh no wait
    [08:13] <Infidel> first he got one finally in race 3
    [08:13] <Infidel> a Star!
    [08:13] <Spectrum-Left4Dead2> =/
    [08:13] <Infidel> eecc stole it
    [08:13] <Infidel> XD
    [08:13] <Spectrum-Left4Dead2> sooo fucked
    [08:13] <Infidel> he didn't get to use anything until the final day
    [08:14] <Infidel> mushroomed it up

    *shakes fist*

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my plan was much better but it was based in reality.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We won? Wow. Wow.

    I thought that the mafia group was kind of weak (four players, no group kill except for Day 2), but the fact that we were networked together apparently helped us a lot. With the village in chaos on the last day, that somehow gave us the opportunity to earn victory. Myself and eecc were both behind by 8 points, and were seen as suspicious by members of the village... it was close.

    Thanks for hosting such an engaging game, Infidel! There were more posts on the last day here than there are in the midgame for some main games...

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Having a game where death isn't mandatory means that a lot of players can live to end game, and with the events and everything, lack of seers and specials and networks, the whole point of this game was that each individual player could make or break the game and stay interested.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Can someone please explain how you saw this nonexistent connection between me and Dunadan?

    He supported you pretty heavily and wasn't at all concerned about you getting hit by red shells, which to me indicated that he was crazy or knew that you weren't actually at risk for an attack from the mafia.

    Nothing you yourself did made me suspicious of you or see a connection. It was all him coupled with others sharing my same suspicion.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    my plan was much better but it was based in reality.

    Yes, well, you did a great job arguing its merits with the constant claims I was mafia and refusal to respond to my argument that we wouldn't have a contingency for FWD being eliminated.

    Your plan would have worked because a lot of the possibilities I tried to account for didn't come to pass and because you wouldn't have had to deal with yourself. Maybe you think that's something to be proud of, but I don't.

    Maybe next time we can actually work together when we're on the same side.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Robos you edit posts way too much.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    my plan was much better but it was based in reality.

    Yes, well, you did a great job arguing its merits with the constant claims I was mafia and refusal to respond to my argument that we wouldn't have a contingency for FWD being eliminated.

    Your plan would have worked because a lot of the eventualities I tried to account for didn't come to pass and because you wouldn't have had to deal with yourself. Maybe you think that's something to be proud of, but I don't.

    Maybe next time we can actually work together when we're on the same side.

    probably not.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Robos you edit posts way too much.

    Is that really a problem? I don't proofread my posts until after I submit them. It's a hard habit to kick.
    probably not.
    Well unless you change your attitude, you'll never be anything but a burden to your side. Maybe that's just incentive for you, but I wouldn't think so since you are still, in your own way, trying to figure out ways to win.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Robos you edit posts way too much.

    Is that really a problem? I don't proofread my posts until after I submit them. It's a hard habit to kick.

    Like crack.

    I just say fuck it and post with out proofreadingm.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ...
    You edited that post. The preview button is your friend.

    Darian on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    ...
    You edited that post. The preview button is your friend.
    I thought that was rather amusing :lol:.

    Robos: A problem? Not necessarily. But if you have bored people camping the thread all day, they may miss edits. And not communicating clearly can lead to problems, yes.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    probably not.
    Well unless you change your attitude, you'll never be anything but a burden to your side. Maybe that's just incentive for you, but I wouldn't think so since you are still, in your own way, trying to figure out ways to win.

    I'll keep that in mind.

    what was it again?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There's no preview button in the quick reply.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Go advanced is the same thing.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I realized that that was a lame excuse immediately after posting.

    But alas, I could not bring myself to edit once more.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A question: Was I obviously mafia?

    Because no matter how hard I tried, I felt really obvious. :P

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A question: Was I obviously mafia?

    Because no matter how hard I tried, I felt really obvious. :P

    I voted for you once because you used underscores in your name when you didn't have to.

    Very suspicious.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A question: Was I obviously mafia?

    Because no matter how hard I tried, I felt really obvious. :P

    there wasn't alot of information to go on.

    so not really.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    A question: Was I obviously mafia?

    Because no matter how hard I tried, I felt really obvious. :P

    there wasn't alot of information to go on.

    so not really.
    I had an inkling once you started trying to argue with me, but there was nothing that could really be said about it.

    Spectrum on
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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well obviously the turning point towards the village loss was when I was red-shelled. :P

    Otherwise I would've pushed GtC as a suspect even harder, and would've also offered a 50-50 on Funky or Blarney being evil.

    Plus on the last day there'd be no question on who to blue vote. ;-)


    SO WHO RED-SHELLED ME AND SCREWED THE VILLAGE?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oops.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Well obviously the turning point towards the village loss was when I was red-shelled. :P

    Otherwise I would've pushed GtC as a suspect even harder, and would've also offered a 50-50 on Funky or Blarney being evil.

    Plus on the last day there'd be no question on who to blue vote. ;-)


    SO WHO RED-SHELLED ME AND SCREWED THE VILLAGE?

    Dunadan green shelled you, enlightenedbum red shelled you.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oops.

    EAT SHIT

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    A question: Was I obviously mafia?

    Because no matter how hard I tried, I felt really obvious. :P

    there wasn't alot of information to go on.

    so not really.
    I had an inkling once you started trying to argue with me, but there was nothing that could really be said about it.

    I find it kinda funny that "he's arguing with me!" ---> "he's evil!" in your mind.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I assume, Infy, that there will be a main game based on these mechanics in the future.

    Right?

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