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Whining, Moaning, Bitching

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Rolo, for years prior to ever watching The Office, I'd swore I would never watch it because as a rule, if there was a high ratio of my hometown friends digging something, I'd probably fuckin' hate it. A few Creed albums later I never really had any doubt in it. some years later keith frowns at me and now it's one of my favorite shows

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fuckin' Texans.

    Marth on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you take her eggs, his sperm , fertilize a bunch of them then implant the strongest one in the surrogate

    Weaver on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    listen up fellas, how come there ain't enough dick to suck

    can somebody make sense of that shit for me?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    nah dude that is also a shitty situation to be in

    I don't think I could marry someone without knowing if they're any good in bed. It seems like something that made sense when people had a life expectancy of 40 so "waiting until marriage" meant waiting until you were 16 or so.

    Can you at least do "everything but sex" sex?
    I can get some handywork done.

    That's just about it.

    That girl is crazy. Does she have some kind of reason why it's (presumably) suddenly not okay?
    She's not religious. She is just very paranoid about her body and is scared to death of getting pregnant.

    It doesn't help that she was concieved via a broken condom.

    Blankspace on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also I forgot about my soup on the stove so it cooked for too long and now I have to let it cool so I dont' burn my mouth

    Weaver on
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Terrible to hear that Rolo.

    My WMB is that goddamn Roman Polanski thread in D&D.. Same arguements going around in circles.

    Kevin Crist on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    you take her eggs, his sperm , fertilize a bunch of them then implant the strongest one in the surrogate

    Interesting fact. The strength of a fertilized egg is determined through simulated combat between all of your potential children.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    blankspace have her go get an IUD

    Weaver on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    listen up fellas, how come there ain't enough dick to suck

    can somebody make sense of that shit for me?
    i may have discovered a dick for you to suck

    if you are interested

    Clint Eastwood on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    nah dude that is also a shitty situation to be in

    I don't think I could marry someone without knowing if they're any good in bed. It seems like something that made sense when people had a life expectancy of 40 so "waiting until marriage" meant waiting until you were 16 or so.

    Can you at least do "everything but sex" sex?
    I can get some handywork done.

    That's just about it.

    That girl is crazy. Does she have some kind of reason why it's (presumably) suddenly not okay?
    She's not religious. She is just very paranoid about her body and is scared to death of getting pregnant.

    It doesn't help that she was concieved via a broken condom.

    What about the Pill?

    Liiya on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    dump her and move on
    simplest solution

    her pussy is not special

    Druhim on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dang rolo

    have they looked into the tumor? uh, not to make things sound even worse than they already are.

    satansfingers on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    would-be-cool-if-possible alt-method

    transplant her ovaries into the surrogate, have a 3-way

    Weaver on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    nah dude that is also a shitty situation to be in

    I don't think I could marry someone without knowing if they're any good in bed. It seems like something that made sense when people had a life expectancy of 40 so "waiting until marriage" meant waiting until you were 16 or so.

    Can you at least do "everything but sex" sex?
    I can get some handywork done.

    That's just about it.

    That girl is crazy. Does she have some kind of reason why it's (presumably) suddenly not okay?
    She's not religious. She is just very paranoid about her body and is scared to death of getting pregnant.

    It doesn't help that she was concieved via a broken condom.

    What about the Pill?
    She is on it!

    Like I said, she is paranoid.

    It is like the only thing wrong with her

    Blankspace on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    blankspace are you a virgin?

    Skull Man on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    listen up fellas, how come there ain't enough dick to suck

    can somebody make sense of that shit for me?
    i may have discovered a dick for you to suck

    if you are interested

    don't know man it's been said before

    Calamity Jane on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    get her really drunk

    Weaver on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    nah dude that is also a shitty situation to be in

    I don't think I could marry someone without knowing if they're any good in bed. It seems like something that made sense when people had a life expectancy of 40 so "waiting until marriage" meant waiting until you were 16 or so.

    Can you at least do "everything but sex" sex?
    I can get some handywork done.

    That's just about it.

    That girl is crazy. Does she have some kind of reason why it's (presumably) suddenly not okay?
    She's not religious. She is just very paranoid about her body and is scared to death of getting pregnant.

    It doesn't help that she was concieved via a broken condom.

    Paranoia about her body isn't going to magically disappear when she's married. It's the sort of issue she has to work on now, if not through a sexual relationship then at least through other means.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i am dating a girl who is incapable of showing any kind of affection (she hates to be touched) unless she is drunk
    except when she drinks, she binge drinks and ends up throwing up and passing out
    frusssssstrating

    Phonehand on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    blank does she swallow?

    Weaver on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    listen up fellas, how come there ain't enough dick to suck

    can somebody make sense of that shit for me?
    i may have discovered a dick for you to suck

    if you are interested

    don't know man it's been said before

    its my dick.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i am making basically no money and am planning to move out in a few months

    trying to fix this situation, but i dunno if it's going to happen as easily as i'd like it to

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    nah dude that is also a shitty situation to be in

    I don't think I could marry someone without knowing if they're any good in bed. It seems like something that made sense when people had a life expectancy of 40 so "waiting until marriage" meant waiting until you were 16 or so.

    Can you at least do "everything but sex" sex?
    I can get some handywork done.

    That's just about it.

    That girl is crazy. Does she have some kind of reason why it's (presumably) suddenly not okay?
    She's not religious. She is just very paranoid about her body and is scared to death of getting pregnant.

    It doesn't help that she was concieved via a broken condom.

    What about the Pill?
    She is on it!

    Like I said, she is paranoid.

    It is like the only thing wrong with her

    Oh my goodness.

    Silly girl.

    Liiya on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    blankspace are you a virgin?
    Mmhmm

    Blankspace on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    blank if you're happy with your fucking strange girlfriend, don't listen to these cats

    do that thing, but make sure shit mutual with your girl

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    blank does she swallow?
    She doesn't have the opportunity!

    Blankspace on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How the hell does she know she was born of a broken condom?

    That seems like the type of thing you probably shouldn't tell your kid.

    Javen on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Goddamn Rolo, it sucks you have to be in that situation.

    Blankspace wrote: »
    Well uh

    this seems insignificant next to Rolo but man my girlfriend for a year now is refusing to do the dirty till marriage and won't budge

    Yeah, no. You really don't want to marry someone without knowing if you're sexually compatible or not.

    Get a new girlfriend.

    Usagi on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Rolo, for years prior to ever watching The Office, I'd swore I would never watch it because as a rule, if there was a high ratio of my hometown friends digging something, I'd probably fuckin' hate it. A few Creed albums later I never really had any doubt in it. some years later keith frowns at me and now it's one of my favorite shows

    Man, I should start watching the Office from what I hear.

    Actually I should start watching television, period. I pretty much stopped once reality TV hit in the late 90s and there was no quality writing to be found (and I had broadband internet which took over for TV in terms of entertainment).

    Now there's all kind of crazy shit out there. I watched a few seasons of LOST until I realized I was being teased and led(lead?) on. Now there's... Dexter, Mad Men... Battlestar Glactica? And crazy shit on HBO and stuff. And apparently you can watch everything for free online!

    Brolo on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I dated a girl that was no-intercourse-until-marriage only she did oral & anal so I was like "That's ok!"

    Weaver on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blank maybe you should have a proper sit-down with a cup of tea chat with her about it.

    Liiya on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    blankspace are you a virgin?
    Mmhmm

    that's a yes

    <3 on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    blankspace are you a virgin?
    Mmhmm

    that's a yes
    Yes it is

    Blankspace on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    rolo i hope everything turns out okay health-wise for your girl

    best of luck :(

    phonehand i'm not sure that's dating

    but i've seen that before

    why can't some people act like grownups?

    Faricazy on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    poop sex

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    blankspace are you a virgin?
    Mmhmm

    that makes more sense

    sex is less of an actual thing and more of an idea for you

    you should get to have it before you marry someone

    Skull Man on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i am making basically no money and am planning to move out in a few months

    trying to fix this situation, but i dunno if it's going to happen as easily as i'd like it to

    I could never even think of moving without a fair bit stashed away or having a job lined up, probably both

    I want to move as quickly as possible but fuck if I'm going to end up kicking myself later on because I cut corners trying to speed things up.

    Javen on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    arrrgh Rolo

    puts things into perspctive.

    Me and my girl are curently embroiled in a campaign of hate with someone i can only assume is one of our exes, it is... very sad and at this rate the police migt have to be involved :(

    HeavyVillain on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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