I'll always take functionality over aesthetics
I buy a toaster to make toast
a toaster that looks cool but doesn't function well as a toaster is a waste of money to me
Ok here's how it works.
You buy this amazing machine, but you get home and realize you want TWO pieces of bread. So you fix your one piece of bread, and start the second piece. You could enjoy the first piece of toast and marvel at the way your bread is being transformed into something delicious, and if you eat real fast you can spend those extra seconds meditating on the marvels of this wonderful, wonderful world.
It's promoting patience and a healthy relationship with one's inner being.
I want some toast.
and if you have company?
I, uh... buy two?
See, I was made for marketing.
If I ever have company who wants toast we just go to the waffle house that is right across the street. I have a toaster now but I only got it about a month or so ago, and I never think to buy applebutter.
I'll always take functionality over aesthetics
I buy a toaster to make toast
a toaster that looks cool but doesn't function well as a toaster is a waste of money to me
Ok here's how it works.
You buy this amazing machine, but you get home and realize you want TWO pieces of bread. So you fix your one piece of bread, and start the second piece. You could enjoy the first piece of toast and marvel at the way your bread is being transformed into something delicious, and if you eat real fast you can spend those extra seconds meditating on the marvels of this wonderful, wonderful world.
It's promoting patience and a healthy relationship with one's inner being.
I want some toast.
and if you have company?
if your company gets uppity over 60 seconds of wait time for toast, they can fuck right off
Oh and if I had company AND that toaster I'd probably just be like "hey guys check out this AWESOME toaster I got you can see it burning the bread and it's just so cool!" and they'd probably be all "yes this is the third time I've seen it, are you still going through a loaf of bread a day from making toast?"
i keep lieing to my parents saying im goin to one place but going to another place instead… i seem to be drinking alot aswell :S i smoke all the time to :L:L
lik last night i said i was staying in my friends but ended up goin camping… we all got totally drunk and for some reason i felt bad when i got home for not telling my parents i went camping but i know if i did i would b killed :S
i know for a fact my older sister and brother never lie or did lie to our parents when they were our age because they never really went out….
so i basically feel like a promblem child or something stupid…. is it normal for all teens to lie to there parents??? i know it is sometimes but i mean i do it ALOT….
i also make threads on the internet
You got three options:
1: Drink less, smoke more weed.
2: Drink more, smoke less weed.
3: Stop doing shit.
4: Start lying selectively rather than entirely. Nothing wrong with a camping trip.
Don't worry, being normal doesn't make you a freak. Actually, sometimes it does, but you're still normal.
If I just got played, fuck.
i keep lieing to my parents saying im goin to one place but going to another place instead… i seem to be drinking alot aswell :S i smoke all the time to :L:L
lik last night i said i was staying in my friends but ended up goin camping… we all got totally drunk and for some reason i felt bad when i got home for not telling my parents i went camping but i know if i did i would b killed :S
i know for a fact my older sister and brother never lie or did lie to our parents when they were our age because they never really went out….
so i basically feel like a promblem child or something stupid…. is it normal for all teens to lie to there parents??? i know it is sometimes but i mean i do it ALOT….
i also make threads on the internet
You got three options:
1: Drink less, smoke more weed.
2: Drink more, smoke less weed.
3: Stop doing shit.
4: Start lying selectively rather than entirely. Nothing wrong with a camping trip.
Don't worry, being normal doesn't make you a freak. Actually, sometimes it does, but you're still normal.
If I just got played, fuck.
i keep lieing to my parents saying im goin to one place but going to another place instead… i seem to be drinking alot aswell :S i smoke all the time to :L:L
lik last night i said i was staying in my friends but ended up goin camping… we all got totally drunk and for some reason i felt bad when i got home for not telling my parents i went camping but i know if i did i would b killed :S
i know for a fact my older sister and brother never lie or did lie to our parents when they were our age because they never really went out….
so i basically feel like a promblem child or something stupid…. is it normal for all teens to lie to there parents??? i know it is sometimes but i mean i do it ALOT….
i also make threads on the internet
You got three options:
1: Drink less, smoke more weed.
2: Drink more, smoke less weed.
3: Stop doing shit.
4: Start lying selectively rather than entirely. Nothing wrong with a camping trip.
Don't worry, being normal doesn't make you a freak. Actually, sometimes it does, but you're still normal.
If I just got played, fuck.
played like a bitch
Yeah, probably. Ah well.
Wait, why did I respond to that shit when he's been bouncing off the walls all thread? What the fuck?
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I, uh... buy two?
See, I was made for marketing.
if your company gets uppity over 60 seconds of wait time for toast, they can fuck right off
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Oh and if I had company AND that toaster I'd probably just be like "hey guys check out this AWESOME toaster I got you can see it burning the bread and it's just so cool!" and they'd probably be all "yes this is the third time I've seen it, are you still going through a loaf of bread a day from making toast?"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
TOAST
I would use paint, but I am on Windows 7, and the new paint is FUCKED. Like I try to draw somewhere and it draws halfway across the screen instead.
How did
How can they ruin paint
What is there they can ruin
It didn't work.
That just sounds so wrong.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
You got three options:
1: Drink less, smoke more weed.
2: Drink more, smoke less weed.
3: Stop doing shit.
4: Start lying selectively rather than entirely. Nothing wrong with a camping trip.
Don't worry, being normal doesn't make you a freak. Actually, sometimes it does, but you're still normal.
If I just got played, fuck.
For some reason I thought he was like 50 or something.
You mean, a regular ink pen?
Sweet zombie jesus.
Hell, even if it's a stylus type thing, that's some crazy shit.
played like a bitch
Yeah it's a stylus with a tablet. Senses your hand movements when you're just moving your hand.
I was like, "SWEET!"
This was pretty much it, I forgot the brand.
I couldn't believe they actually had these things. It's the future!
Yeah, probably. Ah well.
Wait, why did I respond to that shit when he's been bouncing off the walls all thread? What the fuck?
Digital is the future!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOWmURCJFTE
Wait, wrong digits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnWYALFPCw
maaaaan
Dadouw is crafty as heck.
Heck itself.
And for some reason I can't help thinking this is a sexual innuendo.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
This entire thread is sexual innuendo.
Just shit coming out of holes.
Then again, I'm probably overreacting. I should become a housewife.
LOL
LOL
I like tablets a lot.
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It is good for playing games and doing pixel art. Trackpads are just terrible.
I want to draw things! And I can not. I feel that even though I have now accepted this truth, it still cuts me deep.
I ended up giving the tablet to somebody who can kinda draw.
Hey pillow whenever I feel like this I read this
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WHATS GOING ON?!