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I am the Communist Love Child

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The one non-English ancestor has the dubious honour of being the person to introduce my mother's family to Catholicism

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
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    i don't think there's ever been anyone from my family that wasn't from the top right quadrant of that map

    Killjoy on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    except rob

    Druhim on
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    except rob
    I am most beautiful

    Robcham on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mostly german, last name schumacher

    so my heritage includes making shoes and making the worst batman movies

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mostly german, last name schumacher

    so my heritage includes making shoes and making the worst batman movies

    Truly a rich cultural tapestry.

    Macera on
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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm descended from Jews on one side and Freemasons on the other side.
    Controllin' the world in two independent ways since 1988!

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I'm descended from Jews on one side and Freemasons on the other side.
    Controllin' the world in two independent ways since 1988!

    Does this make you the kwisatz hederach or something?

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think so.
    I also have some 19th century unidentifiable pictures of swarthy, mustachioed relatives sitting on rugs who look like they would cut you.
    Maybe Fremen.
    Maybe Moldovans.
    I don't know which is scarier.

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mom's side of the family has been here in america since forever

    somewhere far back the line includes a representative from tennessee to the meetings about what became the constitution, or something crazy like that. and then it has a bunch of pretty cool dudes (doctors, lawyers, all that good stuff) after that

    then someone gets robbed and murdered by highwaymen on their way west, and after that the next descendant is a dang ol' horse thief

    a precipitous decline

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I think so.
    I also have some 19th century unidentifiable pictures of swarthy, mustachioed relatives sitting on rugs who look like they would cut you.
    Maybe Fremen.
    Maybe Moldovans.
    I don't know which is scarier.

    Celandine, I don't know how to break this to you

    but you might be a lizard person

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Weaver don't think I didn't see my scan on page 3

    Also I'm hells of Irish

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey guys I got ethnicities

    Tossrock on
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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm American 8-)

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm Merrican.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Today I found out I am part Russian

    we can never have robcham is asian jokes ever again

    oh the humanity

    Russia is in Asia

    Evander on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    one time this orthodox dude stopped me outside of the college library to ask "hi are you Jewish" and hand me some pamphlets about some bullshit

    assuming he was inquiring as to my ethnicity, I simply replied, "no, I'm German" and walked inside



    whoops

    MrMonroe on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    one time this nazi dude stopped me outside of the college library to ask "hi are you German" and hand me some pamphlets about some bullshit

    assuming he was inquiring as to my ethnicity, I simply replied, "no, I'm Jewish" and walked inside



    whoops
    because now he is going to hunt me down and throw me in a camp

    Evander on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah but first he's gonna break all your windows and give you this spiffy badge to wear everywhere

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    one time this nazi dude stopped me outside of the college library to ask "hi are you German" and hand me some pamphlets about some bullshit

    assuming he was inquiring as to my ethnicity, I simply replied, "no, I'm Jewish" and walked inside



    whoops
    because now he is going to hunt me down and throw me in a camp

    yup that'll happen for sure

    Meissnerd on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That'll teach us for Russian to conclusions.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    awful


    just

    terrible

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    yeah but first he's gonna break all your windows and give you this spiffy badge to wear everywhere

    it's like some kind of night of glass, or something

    Evander on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    awful


    just

    terrible

    I feel like I should have gotten high Marx for it :(

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    awful


    just

    terrible

    I feel like I should have gotten high Marx for it :(

    now you're just twisting the knife

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    With every pun, there is a straight man

    What I'm trying to say is, it's your fault for Lenin her a hand

    AMP'd on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    et tu, AMP'd?

    et tu?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    With every pun, there is a straight man

    What I'm trying to say is, it's your fault for Lenin her a hand

    Hey, I hope you're not Putin words in anyone's mouth.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends, Romans, forum denizens, lend me your ears

    I come not to praise Monroe, but to bury him

    AMP'd on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That was a considerable gap between posts
    were you Stalin, AMP'd?

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    one time this nazi dude stopped me outside of the college library to ask "hi are you German" and hand me some pamphlets about some bullshit

    assuming he was inquiring as to my ethnicity, I simply replied, "no, I'm Jewish" and walked inside



    whoops
    because now he is going to hunt me down and throw me in a camp

    Whats wrong with camp? stories by the fire, smores, hiking, sleeping in a tent, its the most fucking fun you can have outdoors.

    Spacehog on
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