powerss wrote: » I suck so hard.
powerss wrote: » I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard. What have YOU done that has been romantic?
Usagi wrote: » I mail baked treats cross country
Orikaeshigitae wrote: » i fucked her on the boat
Druhim wrote: » Usagi wrote: » I mail baked treats cross country
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powerss wrote: » I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.
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steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Have you tried flowers?
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
stick it in her mom's butt. that really gets the juices flowing.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
If so, clean that thing spotless.
tada romance
Try being more gentle for starters.
Between she and I, she's got me absolutely trumped on romantic stuff. For my birthday she got a totally fancy hotel room complete with champagne, chocolate covered strawberries and a romantic view overlooking the water facing the sunset horizon.
she likes it ok
du
fromage
best boyfriend ever
After an hour or so of this, mount her.
It is a small thing, but my wife has told me it is romantic. Cook for her.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Write song
?????
do this
I fucked her in the moat, with a goat? Man, dark side dr. suess
oh yeah? BED BUGS YOU LOON.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
best name for anything ever
If you were gay this would have been the solution