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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    put on your robe and wizard hat and stomp the ground to inform her she has

    thorgot on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I reached around.

    <3

    neville on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    >punch snout to assert dominance

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    powerss wrote: »
    I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

    If you were gay this would have been the solution

    girls find it very attractive if you suck another guy off in front of them. Especially if the guy is more attractive and has a bigger penis and will have sex with her after instead

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pooping back and forth

    the manhattan transfer

    AMP'd on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    chicks love it when you cook for em

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If you haven't yet done the outside the house with a boombox/trenchcoat bit then you don't understand women and you should probably just give up hope of ever having a meaningful relationship ever ever

    Hooves on
  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Share your cheetohs with her.

    Seg on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    pooping back and forth

    the manhattan transfer

    the BART

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seg wrote: »
    Share your cheetohs with her.

    and be sure to pass the blunt

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've heard booty calls can be real romantic.

    pillow on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    every other horse like DAMN DAMN DAMN

    Skull Man on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what the fuck, when did Starbucks become a teen hangout?

    dammit teens stop distracting me so i can procrastinate on the forums instead of study.

    fightinfilipino on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    hooves is not only dumb, but unfunny

    Druhim on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    rapidash

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    every other horse like DAMN DAMN DAMN

    "OH SHI-"

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
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    every other horse like DAMN DAMN DAMN

    thats ponyta, obv

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no it's entei duhhh

    Randall_Flagg on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well I wish I could say this whole thing has been interesting

    but it hasn't

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    powerss wrote: »
    I need some clever ways of being romantic to my wholly undeserved girlfriend. She's just too good and I suck so hard.

    What have YOU done that has been romantic?

    I once on a fourth date, there was a nearby lake that I knew of a beach that had an outcropping of rocks that you could stumble out onto this largish rock, large enough for two people sit on, and I took her there, and we just watched the waves and the boats and talked about our lives and it was that night that I realized that I loved this woman.

    Weaver on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    invite her to join your D&D group and then have a prince invite her to a romantic dinner in the royal dining room

    thorgot on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's fucking rapidash

    AMP'd on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    rapidash has a horn shut up you nerd

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    it's fucking rapidash

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You should sent her some of Joyce's love letters to be super romantic.

    Inquisitor on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    and then have the prince be assassinated. she is framed for it.

    furious, the king orders her to be executed

    thorgot on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2009

    plz stop posting my youtube vids

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Now this has got me thinking of all the nice things I've done for my girlfriend and all the nice things she's done for me.

    I'm way behind. I've got to fix this.

    Javen on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this will never cease being funny

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    COOLEST HORSE ON THE HORSE BUS

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    hooves is not only dumb, but unfunny

    I swear every other post you make is just tearing into someone for no apparent reason whatsoever. get over yourself, goddamn

    Hooves on
  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You should sent her some of Joyce's love letters to be super romantic.

    Best
    Letters
    Ever

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Now this has got me thinking of all the nice things I've done for my girlfriend and all the nice things she's done for me.

    I'm way behind. I've got to fix this.

    st-stick it in her pooper?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009

    plz stop posting my youtube vids

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Hooves wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    hooves is not only dumb, but unfunny

    I swear every other post you make is just tearing into someone for no apparent reason whatsoever. get over yourself, goddamn

    no, I have a reason
    my reason being that you're dumb and unfunny
    walk it off

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    at the last second, one of your players rescues her, winning her heart

    heartbroken, you kick them both out of your D&D group and retire to your parent's basement to watch zim and eat ten bags of sour skittles

    thorgot on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hooves wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    hooves is not only dumb, but unfunny

    I swear every other post you make is just tearing into someone for no apparent reason whatsoever. get over yourself, goddamn

    he is just trying to impress his forum girlfriend. Don't take it personally duder

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Once I put on my girlfriend's favorite album and performed oral sex upon her until it's conclusion.

    I tell you,

    He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper will never be the same again.

    SmokeStacks on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this will never cease being funny

    i was thinking more of this vid when i was reading all these posts:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    THE APPOINTMENT IS WITH THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE

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