zoom. zip. smash. wrote: » Why doesn't a woman need a watch?There's a clock on the stove.
simo wrote: » zoom. zip. smash. wrote: » Why doesn't a woman need a watch?There's a clock on the stove. this joke only works when charles barkley tells it
MrMonroe wrote: » what's the hardest part about roller blading?telling your parents you're gay
PikaPuff wrote: » what's the difference between men and women? women cook for men and clean and make babies and that's it
bsjezz wrote: » i probably could have come up with something worse than becker
unintentional wrote: » Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?Because she was blind
YaYa wrote: » PikaPuff wrote: » what's the difference between men and women? women cook for men and clean and make babies and that's it okay, that's it brb, changing the thread title
bsjezz wrote: » something something 'long face'
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who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
one says to the other
"wait, stop we've got to go back. I've lost an electron somewhere"
the second atom says, "are you sure?"
and the first replies
"yes;
I'm positive"
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this joke only works when charles barkley tells it
charles barkley saying anything is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9q30Ce2vwE
who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo wh--VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS HERE!!!
If you're making an Office reference.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
okay, that's it
brb, changing the thread title
I don't remember that show so it was pretty effective
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's kids?
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The first looks to the second and says "Hey, is it getting hot to you?"
The second one looks back and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Wait, this is the terrible joke thread, right?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.