he's probably making sure none of the jokes here are ones he uses
traditionally structured? fuck that. just write what comes to mind and you think is good. when we had to make sketches for a play on an "influences" theme mine was about TV and everyone was surprised. because I guess my class was dumb.
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I agree but I wanted a bit more variety
I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine
I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though
this joke got me a job once:
what did the egg say to the boiling water
maybe if you're trying to make a career out of comedy
you should
I don't know
write your own jokes
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something something Dane Cook
traditionally structured? fuck that. just write what comes to mind and you think is good. when we had to make sketches for a play on an "influences" theme mine was about TV and everyone was surprised. because I guess my class was dumb.
what the world needs is more sketch comedy shows
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is it cool to be mean to yaya, I can't keep track
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
hey
where do cows go on saturday night?
to the mooooovies
I haven't heard this one, hit me
oh that's right it's monday and I am Garfield
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hugurlahlehghugh
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
because she is sucking a dick, you see
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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awwwwww garfield no
I like it but there is no way I could tell it without laughing
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD
BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY
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why did the second lizard fall out of the tree
PEER PRESSURE
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COWS CAN'T CLIMB STUPID
what do you call his wife?
Because people say blah blah to skip over something uninteresting and everything Yaya says is uninteresting.
That is my joke.
I designed it to hurt Yaya.
I shall now return to memorizing pieces of Early Medieval and Romanesque Art.
it's not actually the future there though
it's just government induced mass hysteria
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I win this round
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