Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

men and women are totally equal and misogynistic jokes aren't the only ones

2456

Posts

  • Options
    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    something something 'rectum? damn near killed 'im'

    freakish light on
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    freakish light wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    something something 'two, but I dunno how they got in there'

    YaYa on
  • Options
    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Options
    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm sorry sir, my humor array needs recharging!

    the cheat on
    tKfL2Yd.png?1
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    YaYa on
  • Options
    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    this joke got me a job once:

    what did the egg say to the boiling water
    "give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid"

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Options
    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious
    if I wanted your opinion I would find a post of yours and read it

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh wow WaM

    YaYa on
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    maybe if you're trying to make a career out of comedy

    you should

    I don't know

    write your own jokes

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    as a full-fledged female of the species I can assure you that misogynistic jokes are pretty fucking hilarious

    I agree but I wanted a bit more variety

    I'm auditioning for a comedy show soon, they ask for every auditionee to prepare a joke but I'm pretty sure they know all mine

    I might whip out Will Smith or brown and rhymes with Snoop though

    maybe if you're trying to make a career out of comedy

    you should

    I don't know

    write your own jokes

    something something Dane Cook
    it's a sketch comedy show and everyone writes their own sketches, which I have a decent talent at, but I suck at traditionally structured jokes

    YaYa on
  • Options
    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he's probably making sure none of the jokes here are ones he uses

    traditionally structured? fuck that. just write what comes to mind and you think is good. when we had to make sketches for a play on an "influences" theme mine was about TV and everyone was surprised. because I guess my class was dumb.

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cause as we all know

    what the world needs is more sketch comedy shows

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it's just a uni thing, dogg, don't need to act all uppity about it

    YaYa on
  • Options
    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    why's everybody being so mean

    is it cool to be mean to yaya, I can't keep track

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Options
    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Options
    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey

    hey

    where do cows go on saturday night?

    to the mooooovies

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    YaYa on
  • Options
    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm not being mean, I'm saying to write what you want and not worry too much about being traditionally structured.

    PikaPuff on
    jCyyTSo.png
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't know why I'm cranky today

    oh that's right it's monday and I am Garfield

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Options
    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    hugurlahlehghugh

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Options
    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    That "what did cinderella say when she got to the ball" joke got me an extra percent in genetics class.

    I haven't heard this one, hit me

    hugurlahlehghugh

    because she is sucking a dick, you see

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like that one, Trill.

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Options
    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That was pretty damn funny

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Options
    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't know why I'm cranky today

    oh that's right it's monday and I am Garfield

    awwwwww garfield no

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    holy shit

    I like it but there is no way I could tell it without laughing

    YaYa on
  • Options
    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the monkey fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD

    pillow on
    Jamie.png?t=1288641622tmmmmblr.pngamazon_icon.gifchristmas post!!!
  • Options
    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the lizard fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY

    pillow on
    Jamie.png?t=1288641622tmmmmblr.pngamazon_icon.gifchristmas post!!!
  • Options
    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is brown and sticky?

    a stick

    Fire Truck on
    1SJRxJx.jpg.jpg
    GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Why did the lizard fall outta the tree?

    BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY

    why did the second lizard fall out of the tree

    PEER PRESSURE

    YaYa on
  • Options
    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is brown and sticky and has wheels?
    A stick; I lied about the wheels.

    Fire Truck on
    1SJRxJx.jpg.jpg
    GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
  • Options
    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why did the cow fall outta the tree?

    COWS CAN'T CLIMB STUPID

    pillow on
    Jamie.png?t=1288641622tmmmmblr.pngamazon_icon.gifchristmas post!!!
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall
    Art

    what do you call his wife?
    cripplefucker

    YaYa on
  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why is Yaya similar to blah blah?

    Because people say blah blah to skip over something uninteresting and everything Yaya says is uninteresting.

    That is my joke.

    I designed it to hurt Yaya.

    I shall now return to memorizing pieces of Early Medieval and Romanesque Art.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aww

    :(

    YaYa on
  • Options
    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pipe you crazy it's still sunday

    Langly on
  • Options
    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pipe ain't crazy, him and me live in the fucking future

    YaYa on
  • Options
    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he could be even further in the future if he embraced the glory of daylight savings

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    he could be even further in the future if he embraced the glory of daylight savings

    it's not actually the future there though

    it's just government induced mass hysteria

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Options
    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    more like government induced 'jezz gets to go home and have a beer an hour before pipe'

    bsjezz on
    sC4Q4nq.jpg
  • Options
    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it also means you have to get out of bed an hour earlier

    I win this round

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++