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New Comic for 11/30/09

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fucking knifers.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm trying not to want this game

    it isn't working

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tycho is really sticking to that point

    he says basically the same thing three times!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Birthday comic.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how old are you butters

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY BUTTERS

    I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

    also I really want MW2 but ehhhhhhhhh

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    27 years young

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mom's birthday comic

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Everyone knows you run faster with the knife.

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  • CarbonRodCarbonRod Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gabe needs to watch the news more. Fucking psychopaths ARE the new modern warriors.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    actually you don't. you run faster with a smoke grenade. not just any smoke grenade. a red smoke grenade. it even has a speed line on it

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A return to two guys on the sofa

    Nostalgic!

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    actually you don't. you run faster with a smoke grenade. not just any smoke grenade. a red smoke grenade. it even has a speed line on it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY

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  • GenoGeno Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MARATHON + LIGHTWEIGHT + COMMANDO = FUCK YOU

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    can't watch that video, but you don't run fsater with a knife in MW2, the knife is faster on it's own, without you, going over buildings and ricocheting off walls and bouncing off the ground to kill its enemy.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    double shotgun guy is a dog rapist

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    someone explain double shotgun guy

    knifin guy i get

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Using the knife on people with guns is the best thing

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    akimbo attachment = two of the same weapon; one in each hand.

    akimbo shotgun (akimbo rangers for low level, and more importantly akimbo 1887's higher levels) you can kill easily close quarters. don't even have to aim. if the guy is on your screen you shoot and they fall down. or fly back and slam into a wall or something.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pff, whatever

    if you really want to bare witness to the fitness of the modern warrior, you need to watch the U F to the fucking C, bro!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    akimbo 1887 dude is a dog rapist until i unlock those guns

    then i can retire my commando/marathon/lightweight class :D

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    akimbo attachment = two of the same weapon; one in each hand.

    akimbo shotgun (akimbo rangers for low level, and more importantly akimbo 1887's higher levels) you can kill easily close quarters. don't even have to aim. if the guy is on your screen you shoot and they fall down. or fly back and slam into a wall or something.

    This. Also, for video game shotguns, they have almost ludicrous range.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    akimbo attachment = two of the same weapon; one in each hand.

    akimbo shotgun (akimbo rangers for low level, and more importantly akimbo 1887's higher levels) you can kill easily close quarters. don't even have to aim. if the guy is on your screen you shoot and they fall down. or fly back and slam into a wall or something.

    how would that even work

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    akimbo attachment = two of the same weapon; one in each hand.

    akimbo shotgun (akimbo rangers for low level, and more importantly akimbo 1887's higher levels) you can kill easily close quarters. don't even have to aim. if the guy is on your screen you shoot and they fall down. or fly back and slam into a wall or something.

    how would that even work

    with great difficulty.

    but the modern warrior is also robocop, so it's not as big of a deal.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    27 years young

    happy bday butters.

    dog rapist. i hate akimbo-anything dude.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    do they have two backup spines for when they shoot?

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah, i picked up some guys akimbo rangers once. everytime i tried to shoot i'd pull the left trigger to aim out of habit. then for some reason my aim goes too high. one shot in the ground, one shot in the air, didn't matter. if he was on my screen he died anyway.

    no wonder i hate these guys.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm at work so i have no idea if this is the right link but, akimbo 1887's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8G2O0u9-k

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nicely written, but i preferred nerfnow's more visual take on it

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    i mean you could even have done panel one, the crusades (dudes with sheilds and daggers) panel two, the wild west (dudes with dual revolvers and shotguns) panel three, [strike]modern[/strike] warfare (a house of psychopaths throwing knifes at plastic riot sheilds and a guy with double p90's spraying bullets into a harrier jumpjet)

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Using the knife on people with guns is the best thing

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had no idea you could dual wield shotguns in this game

    NAWT FAIR

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    best comic in a while

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    i'm at work so i have no idea if this is the right link but, akimbo 1887's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8G2O0u9-k

    Holy shit, how is this not rampant cheating

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  • humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Green wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    i'm at work so i have no idea if this is the right link but, akimbo 1887's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8G2O0u9-k

    Holy shit, how is this not rampant cheating

    because most people he killed had no idea he was there

    most of them were running blindly around the corner

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Fucking knifers.

    Do people seriously bitch about using a knife?

    Like I can somewhat understand bitching about Rockets. Even Sniper or Shotty.


    but not a knife.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    commando lets you do some anime ninja shunpo shit where you teleport 20 feet to stab someone.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Commando is a little extreme. I mostly hate that you can knife and sprint. There should be like a 1 or 2 sec delay before being able to knife after sprinting.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    needs more Team Fortress Scout
    BONK

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ugh I finally got xbox live up in my dorm room and was trying to not buy this game. I'm a weak man

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Get ready to fail out of school!

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