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Naked Mole [chat]s: They Look Kinda Like Dicks

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Apples to apples is fantastic descolada. I'd pick it up but between my friends we already have 2-3 copies. Lovely game.

    And yes, I own Settlers. Also Seafarers, and Cities and Knights, and Traders and Barbarians....

    I have an addiction and the only cure is more cardboard.

    Kinda late, but fuck yes! I heard there's actually a bilingual version here in Japan, but it's also out of print. I keep forgetting to hit up used stores and look for it. >.<

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Japanimation

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009

    a safe

    full of cocks

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    You do not know the CONTENTS of the SAFE.

    Though you admit it is very possible the SAFE is full of COCKS.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey DUE you should make another character for that PbP thread to give yourself a better chance to get in, you are allowed two submissions. Probably some leader class, or if you don't want to do that, an invoker or something. There are not a lot of leaders submitted, so that's probably your best bet. You have like half an hour to come up with something.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

    The best part is the thought bubble of the possible mistress at around :55.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    God youtube is being super laggy for me.

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    TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    --> Attempt to OPEN SAFE

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TheExAm wrote: »
    --> Attempt to OPEN SAFE

    ---> FUCK THAT OPEn SAFE

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Babies really creep me out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz7660AoH7E

    'cism

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So, I found Diet Mountain Dew Code Red the other night at Safeway. Bought three twelve-packs.

    The stuff is practically mythological. And delicious.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ITT we discover that Than hates himself.

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Add to the list of Things I Wish I Hadn't Read: my roommates grocery receipt

    (it was just sitting there on the counter in plain sight)

    eggs
    ground beef
    cheese
    toilet paper
    bananas
    orange juice
    k-y jelly

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I need to step away from the computer lest I bankrupt myself.

    Therefore, it's time to have some scotch and watch addictive melodrama about high school football.

    Enjoy yourselves chatters!

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    descoladadescolada Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love the crowd of people I play with. Jumping up out of your seat and yelling is a very frequent and welcome occurrence.

    Right now my christmas list has Bang! The Bullet! edition, Dominion, and the Penny Arcade Card Game (mainly because I <3 PA).

    I hope you're not the kind of person who insists on trying to keep your cards in good condition, cause Dominion is all about the shuffling and you should accept that your cards are going to get roughed up, fast.

    Also save yourself time and buy the expansion set too, cause increased variety is awesome and I've yet to meet a person who didn't like the game, so you should have heaps of people to play with.

    Oh, and another random set of suggestions:

    Wiz-War - dated but still a decent amount of fun, if your idea of fun is trying to find the most elaborate ways of dicking over your opponents. This has led to arguments and sadness with friends of mine though.

    Bohnanza - somewhat simple but again, complicated enough that it can get interesting, with plenty of opportunities for bartering and drama. Another good party game for people not up for super complicated games.
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Um... it's not really that close, I think. Geography is a definite weak point of mine. Kobe is northwest of Kyoto right?

    Hell if I know, I figured you had to be closer since you're at least on Honshu... and yes, if there is indeed a bilingual version of Apples to Apples, I may have to search as well... but so much of the humor is based on knowledge of western, especially American figures, so I'm not sure how well that would translate. I'm pretty sure most Japanese people don't know who Rush Limbaugh is.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Add to the list of Things I Wish I Hadn't Read: my roommates grocery receipt

    (it was just sitting there on the counter in plain sight)

    eggs
    ground beef
    cheese
    toilet paper
    bananas
    orange juice
    k-y jelly

    Kay?

    Quid on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Add to the list of Things I Wish I Hadn't Read: my roommates grocery receipt

    (it was just sitting there on the counter in plain sight)

    eggs
    ground beef
    cheese
    toilet paper
    bananas
    orange juice
    k-y jelly
    sounds like the makings of an epic night

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Macross missiles are the best

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Add to the list of Things I Wish I Hadn't Read: my roommates grocery receipt

    (it was just sitting there on the counter in plain sight)

    eggs
    ground beef
    cheese
    toilet paper
    bananas
    orange juice
    k-y jelly
    Protip: don't steal his bananas.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Time for a meeting with my elementary teacher who barely speaks English (and downright near refuses to speak Japanese to me).

    Woo!

    Edit: Dude... Mountain Dew: Code red is awesome. Screw the haters.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will drink any variety of mountain dew

    straight up, bro

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm a big fan of Code Red.

    I'm a big un-fan of diet soda in general.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Macross missiles are the best

    Seriously. They are the standard that I hold all missiles too.

    And therefore all other missiles are found wanting.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am pretty excited about being a VIP at Zappos.com. So excited I am going to give them some of my money!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    So, did Irond really plan on checking to make sure everyone who posted in the [chat] thread had posted elsewhere first?

    Fuck that. No way.

    But probably I'll ask people to post the link to their cross-post (or else just copy-paste) on the next one.

    My mission is to show you chat nerds the rest of the world.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Time for a meeting with my elementary teacher who barely speaks English (and downright near refuses to speak Japanese to me).

    Woo!

    Edit: Dude... Code red is awesome. Screw the haters.

    Do they refuse to talk to you because you're a foreigner with biiiiiig penis?

    Maybe you should show it to them. Use it like a hammer to break the ice.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder if it's worth picking up the collector's edition of mass effect 2

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Add to the list of Things I Wish I Hadn't Read: my roommates grocery receipt

    (it was just sitting there on the counter in plain sight)

    eggs
    ground beef
    cheese
    toilet paper
    bananas
    orange juice
    k-y jelly

    Kay?

    This roommate is the boyfriend of my other roommate

    Accidentally prying into their personal life makes me feel D: at myself

    It looked so innocuous

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So, did Irond really plan on checking to make sure everyone who posted in the [chat] thread had posted elsewhere first?

    Fuck that. No way.

    But probably I'll ask people to post the link to their cross-post (or else just copy-paste) on the next one.

    My mission is to show you chat nerds the rest of the world.
    but

    but

    there are girls out there

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I'm a big fan of Code Red.

    I'm a big un-fan of diet soda in general.

    You are the target demographic for adult-onset diabetes.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    TheExAm wrote: »
    --> Attempt to OPEN SAFE

    ---> FUCK THAT OPEn SAFE

    safeopening.jpg

    You set the SAFE from LOCKED to UNLOCKED. You then OPEN the SAFE.

    fuckingsafe.jpg

    With your MOUTH still full of COCK, you begin to FUCK that OPEN SAFE.

    The MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN look on in SURPRISE and CONSTERNATION.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    -->FOLLOW the CAPITALISTS to FIND THE WAY OUT

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    You change the CAMERA ANGLE to see where the CAPITALISTS went. It appears that they ESCAPED by climbing on the BACKS OF THE WORKING CLASS. You refuse to follow in their footsteps.

    you're almost insufferably clever

    :D

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    descoladadescolada Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I remember when I first moved to Japan, afraid that in my tiny town of 30,000 people I'd not be able to to find anything remotely American.

    And then I found a freakin vending machine outside my apartment stocked with mountain dew.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I just don't drink soda if I don't feel like I can afford the sugar. Water is fine.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I'm a big fan of Code Red.

    I'm a big un-fan of diet soda in general.
    I'm not a big fan of any food product with Bromine in it.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey dudes, Live Free or Die Hard is on. "It's an E-Bomb!"

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I'm a big fan of Code Red.

    I'm a big un-fan of diet soda in general.

    You are the target demographic for adult-onset diabetes.

    I rarely drink soda. I'll either have water or maybe diet brisk iced tea with my every day meals.

    When I eat out though, it's all about the regular soda. Shit be mad delicious.

    Diet doesn't compare.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My god, I've been doing this for hours.

    I'm pretty proud, though.

    Soon I'm going to go through my recent posts and read the whole thing.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wonder if it's worth picking up the collector's edition of mass effect 2

    What do you get extra?

    Seems like Bioware is not too proud to put desirable content behind pay walls, so maybe.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    The MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN look on in SURPRISE and CONSTERNATION.

    Check what's in the safe before you ejaculate all over it. If it's nothing of apparent value, finish up and distribute it to the working class. It's only fair, right?

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