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Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's not gay if it's an elf. YES

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gabe fall down.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Did tycho lose a few years?

    He looks much younger than normal.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    gabe's face and chin look like a wiener in the second panel

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Did tycho lose a few years?

    He looks much younger than normal.

    it's all the elf sex.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man Gabe is really trying out stretching those facial expressions. I like it.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    gabe's face and chin look like a wiener in the second panel

    How can you tell?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like how they're putting up Christmas lights while said lights are currently turned on.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    gabe's face and chin look like a wiener in the second panel

    how can you tell

    edit: bah

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    gabe's face and chin look like a wiener in the second panel

    How can you tell?

    whoops

    :oops:

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Christmas lights look like glowing anal beads

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    OH GOD I'M MADE

    I NEVER EVEN READ ME A PENNIES ARCADE COMIC BEFORE

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I still have not played the dragon age

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    heh.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    it's less like a wiener and more like a Vienna Sausage.

    8-)

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i want to link this comic directly to thanatos

    i was talking about the gay elf sex in the game and how the only gay male option in the game is an elf dude and he's like SPOILERS, ASSHOLE

    fuck you, thanny

    i hope your fat-ass egosearches this

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    anyway tycho looks like a wiener in that second panel

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    anyway tycho looks like a wiener in that second panel

    smart hero

    how often do you see dicks in things

    how often do you perceive phalluses in ordinary objects and people's faces

    tell me about your father

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love this comic.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i want to link this comic directly to thanatos

    i was talking about the gay elf sex in the game and how the only gay male option in the game is an elf dude and he's like SPOILERS, ASSHOLE

    fuck you, thanny

    i hope your fat-ass egosearches this

    lol. gelf sex.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i want to link this comic directly to thanatos

    i was talking about the gay elf sex in the game and how the only gay male option in the game is an elf dude and he's like SPOILERS, ASSHOLE

    fuck you, thanny

    i hope your fat-ass egosearches this

    so he likes to be surprised in games

    sexually

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    anyway tycho looks like a wiener in that second panel

    smart hero

    how often do you see dicks in things

    how often do you perceive phalluses in ordinary objects and people's faces

    tell me about your father

    well he was a drunk and so my mom divorced him when I was pretty young and so they'd share custody and I'd seem him on the weekends and stuff, then he moved back to Oregon and I didn't see him for quite a few years and then when I was about 18 he moved back to Florida and I lived with him and his third wife briefly but we had a falling out and I haven't really spoken to him in about five years. He was a deadbeat and would change jobs before the paperwork caught up to him and started taking out his child support, he was kind of a scumbag

    also sometimes I giggle when people say 'Duty' aloud.


    aw man what a totp

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • MindLibMindLib Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I saw a giant cock raping a yellow subarmine in the sky while a red-headed tinkerbell looked on with satisification, while walking down the train tracks on a spring, day, with a pig, in a cage, on antibiotics...and other things.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

    both of those ideas seem very dangerous

    isn't that chem light stuff like

    toxic

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    USB anal beads

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I came across vibrating ones once.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I came across vibrating ones once.

    hahahaha

    whoo boy when you read that as came as in ejaculated

    good times

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony has already won this thread like 3 times.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    Yep.

    I actually had to reload, strip him of everything, and then do the choices again.

    Everything that's on him disappears when he leaves.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    Yep.

    I actually had to reload, strip him of everything, and then do the choices again.

    Everything that's on him disappears when he leaves.

    I kept him naked all game just as a precaution.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    If one of your party members leaves, then they leave with what ever equipment they have on them at the time

    So, you can lose items that come from DLC, if you give them out to people and then upset them enough that they decide to run off into the wilderness, but its something pretty avoidable

    Just go back to a save before they leave and strip everything off

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I killed him for good measure.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    Yep.

    I actually had to reload, strip him of everything, and then do the choices again.

    Everything that's on him disappears when he leaves.

    I kept him naked all game just as a precaution.

    :winky:

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Man Gabe is really trying out stretching those facial expressions. I like it.

    Yeah I get the sense he's pushing himself with drawing faces lately. He doesn't always hit the bullseye, but he does seem to have more success with Tycho than Gabe at the moment. He nailed all three on this comic anyway.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

    both of those ideas seem very dangerous

    isn't that chem light stuff like

    toxic

    thats why its inside a plastic shell, duh

    i mean for fucks sake every kid wears them around their necks on fourth of july, as long as you dont drink it you should be fine


    and really, if you have a desire to put anal beads in your mouth you have issues

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

    both of those ideas seem very dangerous

    isn't that chem light stuff like

    toxic

    thats why its inside a plastic shell, duh

    i mean for fucks sake every kid wears them around their necks on fourth of july, as long as you dont drink it you should be fine


    and really, if you have a desire to put anal beads in your mouth you have issues

    Not the possession of glowing anal beads, mind you. No, that's perfectly normal.

    It's when you put them in your mouth that you cross a line.

    All, "Hey, those go in your anus, buddy. Put them in your anus."

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  • MindLibMindLib Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you guys talk like a cult

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