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My Ass is Bleeding!
Sir Carcass
I have been shown the end of my worldRound Rock, TXRegistered User regular
I have been shown the end of my worldRound Rock, TXRegistered User regular
I should probably alt up, but what the hell.
My ass is bleeding!
I just got through taking a dump and felt something odd, so I took a look at the toilet paper. Blood everywhere! It wasn't enough to drip into the water, but it was all over the toilet paper every time I tried again. I think it slowed down now.
I'm thinking it was probably a hemorrhoid I didn't know I had that burst, or something. Is this likely? Am I going to die?
My ass is bleeding!
I just got through taking a dump and felt something odd, so I took a look at the toilet paper. Blood everywhere! It wasn't enough to drip into the water, but it was all over the toilet paper every time I tried again. I think it slowed down now.
I'm thinking it was probably a hemorrhoid I didn't know I had that burst, or something. Is this likely? Am I going to die?
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I do tend to sit a lot, especially at work, which is what made me think hemorrhoid. But I don't know.
I was in the middle of browsing the forums when the urge hit, so they were already up!
The main reason I'm not freaking out more is this isn't the first time I've found blood, but it's usually not very much and I can usually pretty much tell where it's coming from. I usually don't see it again for a long while. But this was more than I'm used to.
Very festive!
Then it was a hemorrhoid. The blood would be discoloured if it were coming from somewhere inside, so it must have been a hemorrhoid or other wound that you irritated.
Keep an eye on it and see what happens over the next few days. While hemorrhoids are usually nothing, sometimes you can get one that requires surgery.
I've been trying to drink more water, but I'm weird in that I'm like a camel. I really only drink with meals, where I drink a lot, but between them I'm never thirsty. And I hate drinking water with meals, but I've been getting better. I'll keep those in mind, though.
Thanks, that eases my mind a bit. I'll keep an (brown) eye on it and if it keeps on, I'll see about going to the doctor next week.
Boy, that's going to be awkward. Especially since my regular doctor moved and it would be with a new person. "Nice to meet you, can you take a look up my ass?"
Yeah, I suck at fruits and vegetables because I pretty much can't stand them. I'm really going to have to force myself to eat more. I think it'll be easier because our son is now eating mainly table food and we don't want to feed him the same crap we eat, so we're starting to shift how we cook.
Hey, that's how I met my fiancee!
Right, one or the other. In both cases, the blood is bright red.
Neither a hem or a small tear require any medical attention, other than "wipe gently and keep an eye on it."
You could maybe get some baby wipes to make sure you're not wiping too hard for the next little while.
Now.
Or alternatively, soon.
Ah! I know that stage!
I've been roasting veggies a lot lately. Really simple, really great results. Tonight I made a glaze, last week I covered them in heavy spices.
mmmmm.
My son eats different food than I do most of the time. He loves okra and edamame, but it doesn't sound like you're at quite that advanced of a stage yet.
We're not talking about blood seeping forth from his pulsating anus.
He saw a bit of blood on the TP and freaked out. The blood was red. There was no extreme discomfort. He's sitting here pretty and not in a pool of blood and shit.
He does not need to see a doctor.
I actually do. The unscented kind though, because I don't want to smell like a diaper all day.
I was shitting crimson red for like three months back in high school. Enough to drip idly as I sat. Thought nothing of it at the time.
Borrow? He won't want them back when you're done.
I think that's like, organ blood or something.
It can be. While it could be just a small tear in your colon from a hefty shit you forced out, it could also be internal bleeding, or a sign of cancer.
Not trying to scare you, but deep red means it was inside your body, and now it's mixed with shit.
As has been said, bright red blood isn't as bad as dark blood but you still should see a doctor. He'll probably want to check for occult blood.
I had pretty much the same problem. Got checked by the doctor, had to take samples of my poo for a week so they could analyse it etc. Turned out they couldn't exactly say what it was but it stopped after a while. Shouldn't be much of an issue.
Fun fact: Stuff like cherry stones can get stuck in your bowel and remain there forever. An enema once in a while can be healthy.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I'm not like, a Tremere or anything. Is that necessary?
Oh. Well, carry on then. But if it continues then definitely get it checked out, because there are a number of things it could be a symptom of.
Of which it could be a symptom?
It just means they search inside your poo-samples for blood. Occult blood is... not a good sign.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I don't think we have cause to criticize your preposition usage in a thread about bleeding bum holes.
OP: I don't think it is necessary. Just watch it over the next couple of days. If it happens more, see a doc. Until then, sleep easy!
What the fuck did you expect to see?
And stop ripping your anus hairs out when you wipe! Pinch and pull is bad technique
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Uh what?
This is the same thing as the color; if it's bright red (like the color you'll see if you cut your finger), then it's most likely a hemmorhoid/fissure, which while annnoying / painful, aren't "omg run to the ER now!" level. If it's darker, then it's a much more serious issue, since it's coming from some internal organ and not an external cut
It's not the worst idea in the world to chat up your doctor, but (at least in my experience) once I got out of the college diet and started eating salads / veggies more, and started going regularly (straining / not going for a few days certainly doesn't help), it cured up all the of the issues I was having
I took a week off and went on a yoga vacation once. They said it is common for Indian yogis to go into the Ganges and use the control they have over their muscles to, eh... give themselves an enema in order to purge their intestines of undigested stuff that might end up there.
This isn't important for your health but apparently it can improve your well-being.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
This made my fucking month. Thank you, friend.
Also, don't forget to lube the hole with something to help the poo out. Keep that skin moist too, if it's starting to tear.
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If it persists you might want a short form colonoscopy, as polyps can be cancerous (very unlikely so far down though).
Just tell your partner to go a bit easier, and use a little more lube
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