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Can you tell if someone is lying?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jesus fucking christ on a crutch that is horrible. But also very funny.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They thought we had robbed a bank, and then threw the money out the window and into the residential area and such.
    ...
    tldr - So we got kicked out of Georgia.
    did you tell them you robbed the welcome office

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Yeah. I hate it when cops or random people on the street make ridiculous claims like that.

    "you're lucky I don't call the police!"

    "For what?"
    I hate it when the cops threaten to call the police.

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    ScopsScops Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A few years back I went through a brief period where I developed an avid interest in snorkeling. For a month and a half I would head down to this one beach for a swim with my snorkel, and so I developed a pretty good mental map of where all the features were and everything.

    So, one time I ask a friend if he'd like to come along. He admits he isn't too crazy about the idea, but reluctantly agrees to come anyway.

    We'd been swimming around for about half an hour, and my friend had really started to warm to the snorkeling, but he was still kind of wary about going in to the deeper water. At about this point we get to a trough, which must of been at least five meters deep. My friend doesn't want to go through it, but I know the only way around is a section of rocks where it gets so shallow you'd probably have to walk anyway.

    A couple of minutes of swimming through the trench later, I spy some interesting fish down near the bottom. I stick my head out of the water and call out to my buddy over in the shallows, but before I can even finish my sentence he rises out of the water with a sound that can only be described as "WHHHOOOOMPHHH! GRKR!", his face transformed in to a combination of a face-hugger from aliens and a large tumor. For a few hilarious seconds he's just sort of flailing around before he finally tears his goggles off and the octopus that had wrapped itself around his head with it, then tore towards the shoreline.

    He confidently declared later (with all the colour drained from his face) that he was never going snorkeling again.

    (Wow, that story took a lot longer than it should have. Anyways, true or false?)

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to say false.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Very false or heavily embellished.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    Cactopi??

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    Cactopi??
    Cacti.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to say true because octopuses seem like assholes.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    Cactopi??
    Cacti.

    Well I was just making a hybrid octopus/cactus creature. Don't mind me... work has cooked my brains.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    It is actually supposed to be Octopuses, the suffix pi would only be correct if the word was of latin root, but it's Greek (okto - eight, pous - foot), but octopi is an accepted misuse.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    It is actually supposed to be Octopuses, the suffix pi would only be correct if the word was of latin root, but it's Greek (okto - eight, pous - foot), but octopi is an accepted misuse.

    Hi, my dictionary would like to disagree with you.

    both are acceptable.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Eh... gonna go with false. I don't think Octopuses attack random people.

    octopi

    It is actually supposed to be Octopuses, the suffix pi would only be correct if the word was of latin root, but it's Greek (okto - eight, pous - foot), but octopi is an accepted misuse.

    Hi, my dictionary would like to disagree with you.

    both are acceptable.
    #pipe wrote: »
    octopi is an accepted misuse.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn, does your dictionary also have "truthiness" in it

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It has "bite my ass" in it.

    And then a little picture of an ass.

    It's pretty cool.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    is it a wrong right or a right wrong

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's a right, and then a left

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Back




    And to the left

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    frowny baby is frowny

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dictionaries often include incorrect pluralizations of words derived from Greek and Latin, especially American dictionaries. Doesn't make it any less retarded, it just means there's a whole lot of retarded.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Axim wrote: »
    frowny baby is frowny

    also stubborn

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    top

    of

    the

    page

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MAYBE IN YOUR DREAMS

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I sucked a dick once
    Plausible.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I sucked a dick once


    lie

    i know if at least 3 occasions

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Dictionaries often include incorrect pluralizations of words derived from Greek and Latin, especially American dictionaries. Doesn't make it any less retarded, it just means there's a whole lot of retarded.

    lie

    the latins can't even spell

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    your mom can't spell

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TFS will you suck my dick

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    I sucked a dick once


    lie

    i know if at least 3 occasions
    You're half right

    I've sucked two dicks
    Wait...but, 2 isn't half of 3. So...you sucked a dick and a half?

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dude you're 15 and sucking dicks already? Goddamn.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey man this isn't the 90's anymore

    There are no more limits

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dude you're 15 and sucking dicks already? Goddamn.

    man you don't?

    D: now I scared myself

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dude you're 15 and sucking dicks already? Goddamn.

    he's 5 years behind if you ask me

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Family members don't count!

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