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Good night!
So what is your secret?
Next semester, on Tuesdays I'm going to have class at 9:00 am and 7:00 pm. With nothing in between.
God damn it.
When people ask me what my secret is I shit on their faces
Shit has mass
Once that mass leaves my body, I am lighter
Ergo I've lost weight
My secret to weight loss is shitting on the faces of people who inquire about the aforementioned secret
It's all quite meta
Good job!
I think this is going to be the song that I have my first dance to at my wedding.
It is indeed difficult
Getting in shape was the hardest thing I ever did probably, in terms of a long term goal... do you know how rich in fat Palestinian organs are?
Fugghedaboutit
The amount of sympathy you are going to get for effectively saying 'I have to work two hours a day' may be less than you think.
Me and my girlfriend go on a lot of walks, I don't drink much soda except the occasional Jones (which has no HFCS!), I rarely eat fast food anymore, etc.
But I would like to start running again. The girl says she is going to make me do stretches, too, so I can be a little more flexible. Also while cutting out some bad foods is good, actively eating healthier would be better and should help me to gain a little weight, right?
I dunno.
She did ballet for nine years whereas I am completely inflexible. I get laughed at a lot.
Who the fuck even thinks these things up?
I have no idea about the gun thing.
But there's no grenades! Its like, half a question.
Both are skilled in all weapons approximately equally.
It seemed oddly pertinent to the video game thread.
For me
For meeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have some sympathy because those kind of days suck.
I never had a class before 10 AM and never had one after 6PM in college. it worked well.
then it doesn't really matter does it?
Man, I wish I had that boobs-firing-missiles anime gif right now
well, pistols have shit range compared to rifles. So you give the pistol to whoever can get closer to whatever they're trying to shoot
presumably you're making plans based on strategy instead of genitals
It feels like a situation where no matter which choice you pick, it would be construed equally wrong. I don't know why. Of course pragmatically it's resolved by killing a bad guy and taking his weapons.
It is always stereotypically the rifle that the women would go for right?
Damnit.
That's not what we're doing here, is it?
Cause women are property, right? I mean a house can't own a house.
If I ever find a woman who proposes that she owns a house I'll kill her. Then I'll stand over her dead body...
...
but a house can have another house added on to it.
which means of course that the only right thing to do is chain your wife to the kitchen and sell your house with a cook included.
the leader or the point.
point would take the pistol but the leader shouldn't be point.
1. Buy a wife
2. Buy a house
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
Or.
The woman taking the rifle implies that she is to weak and or unskilled to get into or operate well in the shorter range required by the handgun, so she takes the handgun to upset stereotypes blah blah blah.
The real answer is the man has sex with the woman at gunpoint, because women are sex objects am i rite?
PSN: Corbius
Good luck here MrMr. Last time I tried to argue that companies have an obligation to more then just their shareholders and the law I got dogpiled.
That is the least gender stereotyped of them all.