Yeah, the octopi one was false, you got me. It was based on truth though, I know of someone who's had an octopus wrap around their face. Kind of a lame lie though.
Ok, here's a quick one; I once got out of class by getting myself sent to the sick bay after claiming I had stigmata. Yeah, I'm going against my own rule
I once got out of class by getting myself sent to the sick bay after claiming I had stigmata.
I call bullshit.
Unless the teacher doesn't know what Stigmata is and therefore didn't check your hands, and if this is the case you probably could have gotten out of class by saying your water just broke.
I got out of work one time by saying my water broke.
It doesn't really count though because my boss was also one of my best friends and he had been out drinking with me the night before.
His response was "Fine, if you're not going in, neither am I. But you have to call everyone else to let them know not to show up". I didn't call anyone, I just went back to sleep.
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TFS, this is sort of a personal question, but what has led you to believe that you are actually a girl? I'm not going all Dynagrip on you or anything, I'm genuinely really curious what the signs were that led you to this point.
My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
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Waking up every single day feeling wrong in your own skin, I've seriously felt this way (as early as I can remember) since I was 6. The feeling got worse and worse and worse in my early teenage years, and it came to a head in February, and then I broke down and finally told friends of mine how I felt, and I'll be damned if that didn't make me feel better
That's very cool, kid, I hope it goes smooth like butter.
t Sami - Are you on the WaM's-a-drag-queen train too? gosh darn it
My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
Waking up every single day feeling wrong in your own skin, I've seriously felt this way (as early as I can remember) since I was 6. The feeling got worse and worse and worse in my early teenage years, and it came to a head in February, and then I broke down and finally told friends of mine how I felt, and I'll be damned if that didn't make me feel better
That's very cool, kid, I hope it goes smooth like butter.
t Sami - Are you on the WaM's-a-drag-queen train too? gosh darn it
My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
I once got out of class by getting myself sent to the sick bay after claiming I had stigmata.
I call bullshit.
Unless the teacher doesn't know what Stigmata is and therefore didn't check your hands, and if this is the case you probably could have gotten out of class by saying your water just broke.
You hit the nail on the head right there. The teacher could barely control the class, and had her head in the clouds pretty much the whole time. Thankfully she was a substitute.
One time me and my buddies got drunk. Then my friend proceeded to drive me and my other friend home. I reminded him of the time he drove up on someones lawn while intoxicated so he decided to do it again at that very moment because all he heard was "drive on...someone's lawn." So there we are driving up on someone's lawn and around a telephone pole. Then when we drop the guy off he drives up on his lawn and proceeds to peel out in his lawn creating a huge divot. After that he wishes to drive over someone's mailbox deeming it appropriate because "Fuck mailboxes dude." I tell him this is a bad idea and he for some reason actually listens to reason...damn this was an awesome night.
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My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
Oh yeah
I got pretty damned close to being named Saddam
Beat that
If his Dad had had his way, my buddy would have been called Zelmo.
When we joked to his dad about it, he was still convinced it would be a rad name for a boy, and even seriously suggested it for a name when his grandson was born.
"Think about it" he said "his friends could call him Zel! or, you know, Mo! It'd be awesome"
My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
Oh yeah
I got pretty damned close to being named Saddam
Beat that
If his Dad had had his way, my buddy would have been called Zelmo.
When we joked to his dad about it, he was still convinced it would be a rad name for a boy, and even seriously suggested it for a name when his grandson was born.
"Think about it" he said "his friends could call him Zel! or, you know, Mo! It'd be awesome"
My dad wanted to call me Pedwar. It's Welsh for four. He's not even from Wales
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Ok, here's a quick one; I once got out of class by getting myself sent to the sick bay after claiming I had stigmata.
Yeah, I'm going against my own rule
I call bullshit.
Unless the teacher doesn't know what Stigmata is and therefore didn't check your hands, and if this is the case you probably could have gotten out of class by saying your water just broke.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
It doesn't really count though because my boss was also one of my best friends and he had been out drinking with me the night before.
His response was "Fine, if you're not going in, neither am I. But you have to call everyone else to let them know not to show up".
I didn't call anyone, I just went back to sleep.
The other night I had a dream where my nephew had down syndrome because she smoked.
He doesn't though.
He's poifect
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No, because that would be really dumb.
Also, I'm a guy.
If I were pregnant not drinking would be the least of my worries.
my mom smoked pot while she was pregnant and my brain is like 1.5 average size
I have no idea.
I'm also not really sure I want to know.
My girlfriend's name is Sami, and she is clearly a girl
And Sami the SE++'er is a man, but i think he's from a different country than me
STEAM!
STEAM!
but god the switch is gonna take so many painkillers, dude
I'm from Amurikkka, but the name is Arabic. My father's name is Jamal, and his father's name was Samih, whose father's name was Jamal, and so on and so on.
Unless I marry a black girl, I'll be the first in like 20 generations to break the cycle of first born son's and their names
My name is Sami because it sounds the most American. I was this close to being named Basaam.
t Sami - Are you on the WaM's-a-drag-queen train too? gosh darn it
hers is short for samantha
STEAM!
Baby I STARTED that train
STEAM!
what, that naporeon thinks I am a tranny
don't feel bad
Man you don't know how desperately I'm hoping for that to happen. Jungle fever all up ins.
but seriously. Basaam?
change the s to a z. Bazaam! great name
no one will fuck with your child for fear of reprisal
nah if my name were Basaam I'd be posting from Guantanamo
WHY YOU DONT RETURN MY HUGS
WHYYYY!?!?!
STEAM!
I got pretty damned close to being named Saddam
Beat that
You hit the nail on the head right there. The teacher could barely control the class, and had her head in the clouds pretty much the whole time. Thankfully she was a substitute.
So yeah, it's true.
If his Dad had had his way, my buddy would have been called Zelmo.
When we joked to his dad about it, he was still convinced it would be a rad name for a boy, and even seriously suggested it for a name when his grandson was born.
"Think about it" he said "his friends could call him Zel! or, you know, Mo! It'd be awesome"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
My dad wanted to call me Pedwar. It's Welsh for four. He's not even from Wales