Forumer becomes sandwich artist sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
Oh man Do I have a story about that
Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.
Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.
One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.
Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?
"No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"
One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.
Forumer becomes sandwich artist sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
Oh man Do I have a story about that
Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.
Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.
One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.
Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?
"No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"
One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.
hahah that's awesome
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Forumer becomes sandwich artist sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
Oh man Do I have a story about that
Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.
Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.
One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.
Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?
"No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"
One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.
hahah that's awesome
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Do I have a story about that
Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.
One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.
Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?
"No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"
One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.
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hahah that's awesome
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