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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You Are All Trend-Followin Bitches
    "My wife gave me a Jayne Hat back in December," crows incessant internet ball of filth
    Trend-Following?
    If I'd have bought the Jayne hat, I would've had it in June of 2005.

    naporeon on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon/Sheri headline quota met
    World keeps on spinnin'

    Meissnerd on
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nothing Changes
    New Year's Day

    Perrsun on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You Are All Trend-Followin Bitches
    "My wife gave me a Jayne Hat back in December," crows incessant internet ball of filth

    I May Leave Early Today
    Exit interview soon; however, there's a bar next to work

    Good Lord, Man
    I pray you have not forgotten what day it be.

    J. Grant on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You Are All Trend-Followin Bitches
    "My wife gave me a Jayne Hat back in December," crows incessant internet ball of filth
    Trend-Following?
    If I'd have bought the Jayne hat, I would've had it in June of 2005.

    Fuck Your "Purchasing" Things
    Area Man's Wife can make Jayne Hats out of colored string, using only large needles, sources claim

    J. Grant on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You Are All Trend-Followin Bitches
    "My wife gave me a Jayne Hat back in December," crows incessant internet ball of filth
    Trend-Following?
    If I'd have bought the Jayne hat, I would've had it in June of 2005.

    Fuck Your "Purchasing" Things
    Area Man's Wife can make Jayne Hats out of colored string, using only large needles, sources claim
    Well, Fuck
    You've got me there

    naporeon on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Good Lord, Man
    I pray you have not forgotten what day it be.

    What? You Think I'm Rretarded?
    Wait. Don't answer that.

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You faggots should post more
    Local poster thinks that "you faggots" should do more "posting"

    Callius on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sequel to Epic Thread Manages to Stay on Topic for Seventy Pages
    Next stop: the moon!!!

    tugga on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Sequel to Epic Thread Manages to Stay on Topic for Seventy Pages
    Next stop: the moon!!!

    Forum Astronauts Train for Moon Landing
    Epic threads fund training and equipment.

    msuitepyon on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local Man Sitting in Giant Ass Datacenter
    I can feel the internet buzzing around me like the force

    Stale on
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Local Man Sitting in Giant Ass Datacenter
    I can feel the internet buzzing around me like the force

    Bring me some tubes.

    msuitepyon on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They Say That This Is The Golden Age
    But gold's the reason for the wars we wage, say sources

    TheySlashThem on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Local Man Sitting in Giant Ass Datacenter
    I can feel the internet buzzing around me like the force

    Bring me some tubes.


    This whole place is built of tubes...... I can feel the raw power of these racks and tubes in my fragile human bones.

    Stale on
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jon
    Brion

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    As Thick As You Are, Pay Attention
    My words are a matter of pride

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local Student Broke
    Buys moth to release from wallet...

    msuitepyon on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer becomes sandwich artist
    sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first

    Sami on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sometimes Lurker annoyed at filling out FAFSA forms
    Disturbed about serious lack of cocks, dicks therein

    neville on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    You Are All Trend-Followin Bitches
    "My wife gave me a Jayne Hat back in December," crows incessant internet ball of filth
    Trend-Following?
    If I'd have bought the Jayne hat, I would've had it in June of 2005.

    Fuck Your "Purchasing" Things
    Area Man's Wife can make Jayne Hats out of colored string, using only large needles, sources claim

    Local Forumer Demands Return of Grant's Wife to Forum
    Reportedly says, 'I wanna show her the Tetris blanket and talk to her about fabric arts.'

    Sheri on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    They Say That This Is The Golden Age
    But gold's the reason for the wars we wage, say sources

    We Don't Speak Anymore Of War
    Recent studies show that we will fight the heathens.

    J. Grant on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer becomes sandwich artist
    sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
    Oh man
    Do I have a story about that
    Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.

    Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.

    One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.

    Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?

    "No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"

    One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.

    naporeon on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer becomes sandwich artist
    sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first

    Forumer Dismayed
    Sexings traded for sandwiches... Forumer says, ":("

    msuitepyon on
  • 3v3v Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click
    Click click click click click click click click click

    3v on
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    PantsB wrote: »
    Koreans 4 Gate like this
    White People 4 gate like this
  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Akilae729 on
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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Curly_Brace on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Faux-Lupus
    The worst kind

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Faux-Lupus
    The worst kind

    The Only Kind
    Cuz it's never Lupus, you see.

    Sheri on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Faux-Lupus
    The worst kind

    The Only Kind
    Cuz it's never Lupus, you see.

    And Thats Exactly Why Its So Bad
    If it doesn't exist, it doesn't have a cure

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Faux-Lupus
    The worst kind

    The Only Kind
    Cuz it's never Lupus, you see.

    And Thats Exactly Why Its So Bad
    If it doesn't exist, it doesn't have a cure
    Electro-Ghonoreha
    The Noisy Killer

    Curly_Brace on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Forumer Eats some Corn Flakes
    YES SOLID FOODS

    Forumer Has not slept more than 6 hours for the past 3 days, eaten mostly soup
    Seriously people I'm sick or something.

    Faux-Lupus
    The worst kind

    The Only Kind
    Cuz it's never Lupus, you see.

    And Thats Exactly Why Its So Bad
    If it doesn't exist, it doesn't have a cure
    Electro-Ghonoreha
    The Noisy Killer

    Oh God Oh God
    Arne thinks visually

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer becomes sandwich artist
    sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
    Oh man
    Do I have a story about that
    Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.

    Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.

    One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.

    Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?

    "No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"

    One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.

    hahah that's awesome

    Sami on
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer becomes sandwich artist
    sorry msuitepyon, subway got to my whoring first
    Oh man
    Do I have a story about that
    Back when I used to go to Subway a lot, I would pretty much just get a turkey sub with a shit-tonne of onions and dijon mustard.

    Now, the franchise owner of our local Subway was this Eastern European lady, nice enough, but kind of bossy and rude sometimes. I was a regular, though, so we got on pretty well.

    One day, she's making me a sub, and at one point she goes, "That's enough onion." Stops putting the onion on.

    Now, I know that onions aren't free, and I'm willing to pay a surcharge to get as much as my little heart desires. She knows this. So what do I say?

    "No, that's not how this works. I tell you when it's 'enough onion.' Your shirt says 'Sandwich Artist,' lady, not 'Sandwich Consultant.'"

    One of her employees overheard this, and pretty much gave me free subs whenever she worked, up until I moved away.
    hahah
    that's awesome

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I see what you did there
    and I approve

    Sami on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Woman Dissatisfied with Pace of Hit TV Show
    Overheard saying, "April 23rd is too far away goddammit."

    Vivixenne on
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local Man Living Atop Toyota Dealership
    Protesting some bullshit about Howard Stern fans keeping a crappy contestant on American Idol.

    Man not shitting you at all
    Totally wishes he was, but I guess some people are waaay too into stupid TV bullshit.

    Defender on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    3v wrote: »
    Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click Click
    Click click click click click click click click click

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    Imrpurplesig.jpgI

    mully on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wait what
    It took me 3 pages to realize it wasnt actually shoe

    Hybrid on
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