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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey

    hey

    :(

    Local Forumer Hints That They Are Still In Need Of A Spring/Summer SigAv Combo
    Mully heard to respond, "I'm too effing busy; I'll make you one on the way to Portland."

    mully on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    TSR on
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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    You Totally Misread
    I said 3 weeks

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    You Totally Misread
    I said 3 weeks
    3 weeks to a human would be 21 weeks to a dog
    Because 1 unit of time to us = 7 to them

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    South host wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    You Totally Misread
    I said 3 weeks
    3 weeks to a human would be 21 weeks to a dog
    Because 1 unit of time to us = 7 to them
    It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years.
    The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.

    I assumed the dog was under 2
    and that .1 of a year was about 3 weeks

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    South host wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    You Totally Misread
    I said 3 weeks
    3 weeks to a human would be 21 weeks to a dog
    Because 1 unit of time to us = 7 to them
    It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years.
    The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.

    I assumed the dog was under 2
    and that .1 of a year was about 3 weeks

    Oh
    Your formula is kinda complex, with the whole "puppies are different" thing

    TSR on
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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    April 23 Is 3 Weeks Away
    Which is 1.5 dog years

    so

    Dont Be So Selfish
    Look in perspective

    Another Lurker Comes out of the Shadows for this Thread
    21 weeks does not equal 1.5 years, dude. Your dog-year calculations are way off.

    You Totally Misread
    I said 3 weeks
    3 weeks to a human would be 21 weeks to a dog
    Because 1 unit of time to us = 7 to them
    It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years.
    The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.

    I assumed the dog was under 2
    and that .1 of a year was about 3 weeks

    Oh
    Your formula is kinda complex, with the whole "puppies are different" thing

    I am a complicated man
    with complicated desires

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    and no one understands me but my woman
    So funkeh

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local Man Renting Rogue Galaxy
    It's fun, but fucking hard

    TheySlashThem on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lurker Poasts
    Gets shat on

    tugga on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mully sends Meissnerd music!
    Meissnerds horizons' have reportedly broadened

    Meissnerd on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I Farted And It Smells Like Bacon
    I haven't had bacon in three months

    Pkmoutl on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Amatuer Guitarist Tries Recording Aenema by Tool With One Guitar
    Realizes he should have paid attention in that one music class in high school.

    tugga on
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    3v3v Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mully wrote: »
    3v wrote: »
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    Click click click click click click click click click

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    Lurker Gets Quoted by Popular Forumer
    Deciding on what his next move should be.

    3v on
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    PantsB wrote: »
    Koreans 4 Gate like this
    White People 4 gate like this
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this 7 years dog conversion thing is fucking retarded

    by their logic, dogs like to like 130-150 years old, durrrr




    hope I got my math right this time

    Raneados on
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    3v3v Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    3v am I popular
    Sure why not.

    3v on
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    PantsB wrote: »
    Koreans 4 Gate like this
    White People 4 gate like this
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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer practices his pretending-to-listen face
    I stopped giving a shit after she mentioned her boyfriend

    and

    Some dude named 'Josh' chooses play list of popular GH2 songs
    Only the recorded origionals in all their glory on Portland radio

    Search and Destroy, John The Fisherman, Bad Reputation so far.

    Cerrius on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    this 7 years dog conversion thing is fucking retarded

    by their logic, dogs like to like 130-150 years old, durrrr




    hope I got my math right this time

    You Have Dogs That Are 20 Years Old?
    Fucking, seriously?

    Jordyn on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my Great Dane lived to 18, perfect physical health until we had her put down for biting

    my current Dachshund is 10 and is not even close to middle age, she will bounce for hours

    Raneados on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Update on Scarf Progress
    Darth Waiter's scarf reportedly "half finished." Experts excited about color combination.

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Update on Scarf Progress
    Darth Waiter's scarf reportedly "half finished." Experts excited about color combination.
    Forumer Seeks Update on Hat Shipment
    "Come on, I'm dying here."

    naporeon on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Naporeon absolutely obsessed with hats
    May actually be The Mad Hatter from Batman

    TheySlashThem on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    napoleon probably the dumbest person ever HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE HEADLINE

    bongi on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Naporeon Wonders if Bongi's Attitude Could be Changed
    "Perhaps a dong picture?"

    naporeon on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wonders about Naps dong
    I bet it's tasty, he ruminates

    Stale on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Naporeon Wonders if Bongi's Attitude Could be Changed
    "Perhaps a dong picture?"

    no i'm talking about his silly little face

    i mean look at it he looks like a potato or a dumpling

    so silly

    bongi on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Naporeon's dong is the White Castle burger of dongs
    Cheap and workable but far from quality

    TheySlashThem on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Naporeon's dong is the White Castle burger of dongs
    Cheap and workable but far from quality

    And Some Fatties Need Eight of them Stacked End to End to Feel Satisfied
    oh burn

    Rankenphile on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Naporeon's dong is the White Castle burger of dongs
    Cheap and workable but far from quality
    Naporeon Reportedly Impressed with Accuracy of Dong Analogy
    "Yep, that's about the size of it."

    naporeon on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    booo get off the stage HEADLINE HEADLINE

    bongi on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Update on Scarf Progress
    Darth Waiter's scarf reportedly "half finished." Experts excited about color combination.
    Forumer Seeks Update on Hat Shipment
    "Come on, I'm dying here."

    Insane Weather Prevents Today's Shipment of Hat
    Seriously, it dropped, like, 50 degrees in the past two days and fuck if I'm walking all the way to the post office in the snow unless I'm shipping at least three things, and Darth's scarf won't be done until at least tomorrow

    Sheri on
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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck!
    It's cold.

    Dave The Rave on
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    ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Boy cold, sick, and horny.
    Pretty much no human need fulfilled.

    ferrets54 on
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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited April 2007
    Hi Ferrets
    I haven't seen you in a while and it sucks that your day is going poorly

    DaySleeper on
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    ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hi Daysleeper
    I have been going through a rough patch the past two weeks. Trouble with the girlfriend, a Polack tried to mug me and I had to spend £30 I didn't have to go to University to do something that in the end wasn't necessary. :(

    ferrets54 on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's Thursday Already?
    "It feels like Tuesday," man exclaims!

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    Eastern Glow on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man hasn't had sex in so long he has become asexual.
    "Sex ain't all it's cracked up be," man lies as a violent shiver runs down his spine.

    It's not so bad
    Maybe it's just that I'm old, or maybe I'm not deprived enough, but I find myself desiring sushi more often.

    Defender on
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