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[TF2] Chargin' tard.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    I haven't even been playing soldier lately because it's wholely unfun to offload onto a guy and have him sitting at half health. Of course, again, it is a demoman weapon so it won't get nerfed, but I can dream.

    hint

    there is a gun

    that shoots bullets

    called a shotgun
    Name one good reason to use that over the horn.

    to stop your bitching about the targe

    T4CT on
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    xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Verr wrote: »
    Mmm.. I love scattergunning a charging demo. Feeeeels goood man.

    I love backpedaling as a pyro, slow cooking them.

    I'm sure they're mashing on the right mouse button, hoping their charge meter fills up. But it never does.

    xzzy on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love going 21 and 1 with my sword. 8-)

    tofu on
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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I'd rather I they balance the targe instead of it rendering soldier unlocks useless, frankly. but I mean that's just me, I guess, wanting the demo to be a balanced class.

    Goomba on
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Morkath on
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    Winnie The PoohWinnie The Pooh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is possibly the best update for snipers. Demomen that can't sticky jump to you, everyone running around with melee weapons. Its a winter wonderland of headshots!

    One of their heads even glows brighter when you really need to shoot him!

    Winnie The Pooh on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd rather I they balance the targe instead of it rendering soldier unlocks useless, frankly. but I mean that's just me, I guess, wanting the demo to be a balanced class.

    hey me too

    just please shut the fuck up while they do so, because you bitching endlessly won't speed it up buddy
    i got a double airshot on granary today it was so boss

    undeinPirat on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd rather I they balance the targe instead of it rendering soldier unlocks useless, frankly. but I mean that's just me, I guess, wanting the demo to be a balanced class.

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.

    tofu on
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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd rather I they balance the targe instead of it rendering soldier unlocks useless, frankly. but I mean that's just me, I guess, wanting the demo to be a balanced class.

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.
    If you have trouble killing a dude that what runs around with 15 health I don't think their weapon is the issue.

    Goomba on
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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.
    WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHH WAH WHA WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Fun fact: you can use the Equalizer WITHOUT rocketing yourself to 15 health. You see, it goes like this: you whack them for a bit, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for a bunch, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for they die.

    Quitcherbitchin.

    Garthor on
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    GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Garthor wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.
    WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHH WAH WHA WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Fun fact: you can use the Equalizer WITHOUT rocketing yourself to 15 health. You see, it goes like this: you whack them for a bit, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for a bunch, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for they die.

    Quitcherbitchin.
    What?

    Just shoot them.

    Goomba on
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Garthor wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.
    WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHH WAH WHA WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Fun fact: you can use the Equalizer WITHOUT rocketing yourself to 15 health. You see, it goes like this: you whack them for a bit, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for a bunch, they whack you for a bit, you whack them for they die.

    Quitcherbitchin.

    5 melee attacks without a crit?

    mrflippy on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    The most balanced class.

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    VaLiantineVaLiantine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    The most balanced class.

    Who is that dude below you the on scoreboard?

    Yeah...

    VaLiantine on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    I'd rather I they balance the targe instead of it rendering soldier unlocks useless, frankly. but I mean that's just me, I guess, wanting the demo to be a balanced class.

    Yes, the equalizer is not a more powerful melee weapon than the sword.
    If you have trouble killing a dude that what runs around with 15 health I don't think their weapon is the issue.

    You only have to have 150 health for your damage output to be greater than that of the Eyelander.

    And it can crit.

    tofu on
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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Fuck that shit, just gotta quit being 'tarded and shoot you with pipes.

    Ginger Mijango on
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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Targe is fine, try having classes other than soldier/demo on your team. Not that soldiers can't deal with them quite easily if you stop their charge with a rocket and shotgun/melee them to death.

    Rami on
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Fuck that shit, just gotta quit being 'tarded and shoot you with pipes.

    Yeah I need to not play on zissou's, I get stupid choke there for some reason.

    But pipes from a good demoman are a counter still. :P

    Err I mean; Pipes are overpowered, nerf demoman!

    Morkath on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Pretty sure I killed you with many pipes today. 8-)

    tofu on
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pickaxe has power

    Eyelander has range

    They are balanced stop bitching

    Buttcleft on
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    Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait till people figure out how fucking OP the Bugle is, then we'll see some bitching.
    I love it so. Never change!

    Kris_xK on
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Pretty sure I killed you with many pipes today. 8-)

    I also remember killing you often this weekend. :P

    You might almost say, the classes are balanced!

    Well aside from the energy drink...pos unlock...

    Morkath on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pickaxe has power

    Eyelander has range

    They are balanced stop bitching

    I would like to see any proof that the melee weapons have varying range.

    tofu on
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Man, the bugle really does seem to outshine the Kritz. The fact it causes only minicrits is really negated by it affecting the whole damn team.

    I have a feeling they'll force the Soldier to play the bugle while it's active, which wouldn't make it that much worse but a lot of soldiers would likely hesitate to take it.

    Sterica on
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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Pretty sure I killed you with many pipes today. 8-)

    I also remember killing you often this weekend. :P

    You might almost say, the classes are balanced!

    Well aside from the energy drink...pos unlock...

    but it is the only thermonuclear thirst detonator that packs an "Atomic Punch" you'll ever need

    made with real isotopes!

    now with 33% more radiation!

    nealcm on
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    nealcm wrote: »
    Morkath wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    Morkath wrote: »
    Funny, I have no problems killing demomen.

    In fact I have had them curse at me and threaten to go heavy/pyro if I don't quit picking on them.

    Pretty sure I killed you with many pipes today. 8-)

    I also remember killing you often this weekend. :P

    You might almost say, the classes are balanced!

    Well aside from the energy drink...pos unlock...

    but it is the only thermonuclear thirst detonator that packs an "Atomic Punch" you'll ever need

    made with real isotopes!

    now with 33% more radiation!

    But I ask you, is it what plants crave?

    I mean it probably doesn't even have electrolytes!

    Morkath on
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    DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bugle soldier is so much fun. People who were playing tonight know of my forbidden love for the bugle.

    @the targe/eyelander demos: Just melee them to death. Unless they've already feasted upon decapitated heads they're pretty damn weak once they use their charge.

    Arkan on
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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

    Make it also heal you, get rid of the root during drinking it, and remove the speed reduction at the end.

    BAM.

    Morkath on
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    c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no one is mentioning it now, but people will start to realize that the secret badass unlock of this entire update are the gunboats.

    c4tch on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The gunboats are the only unlock I lack.

    tofu on
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I have three pairs of the damn thing.

    Sterica on
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

    I'd probably get rid of the "take no damage" part or make it only reduce damage by half, make it increase your speed to charging demoman levels, and get rid of the weakened after-period.

    Undead Scottsman on
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    c4tchc4tch Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

    I'd probably get rid of the "take no damage" part or make it only reduce damage by half, make it increase your speed to charging demoman levels, and get rid of the weakened after-period.

    turn it into a pure upgrade, in other words.

    c4tch on
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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tofu wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pickaxe has power

    Eyelander has range

    They are balanced stop bitching

    I would like to see any proof that the melee weapons have varying range.

    Open TF2. Look at the Eyelander description.
    "This weapon has a large melee range".

    Phoenix-D on
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    c4tch wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

    I'd probably get rid of the "take no damage" part or make it only reduce damage by half, make it increase your speed to charging demoman levels, and get rid of the weakened after-period.

    turn it into a pure upgrade, in other words.

    Does anyone ever use the pistol anyway?

    Undead Scottsman on
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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Do we have one of those newfangled thread things?

    T4CT on
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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bonk could be useful by letting you use the baseball bat - and only the baseball bat - under its effects.

    Remember, it still wouldn't let you take down sentries solo because they just knock you away.

    Arkan on
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    I think it's hard for someone not to rage at mario kart, while shouting "Fuck you Donkey Kong. Whose dick did you suck to get all those red shells?"
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    MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    c4tch wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    I wonder if they will ever find a way to make bonk useful

    I'd probably get rid of the "take no damage" part or make it only reduce damage by half, make it increase your speed to charging demoman levels, and get rid of the weakened after-period.

    turn it into a pure upgrade, in other words.

    Does anyone ever use the pistol anyway?

    only the good scouts do

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    c4tch wrote: »
    no one is mentioning it now, but people will start to realize that the secret badass unlock of this entire update are the gunboats.

    But that's a soldier item.

    mrflippy on
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