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So no flying cars in 2010, but...

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Those wind-turbine hand toasters are scary.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cowmeet wrote: »
    I'm hoping nachos is another safe way of going about movie theater food.

    I get them every time.

    With cheese.

    On the side.

    And sneak in like a liter-a-cola. (for two people)

    You would think so right. The cheese is fine but the chips themselves were reused till they sold.
    Also we would have to package them in these plastic trays every night.
    A lot of times they would fall on the floor.
    Most normal people would throw those out but oh ho ho...yeah those babies got packaged.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cowmeet wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Also speaking of movie theaters I went into a bathroom at one with automatic flush, automatic soap dispenser, automatic faucet, and automatic hand towel dispenser.

    I felt like I was in star trek, it was so cool

    All the one's here are like that
    And thank goodness I get so grossed out in filthy bathrooms
    Also I only buy popcorn and that's because my wife likes it
    It's not really a big deal to bring in our own candy and drinks
    In the past though I've brought in; pretzels, submarine sandwiches, milkshakes, tacos and hamburgers


    My friends and I had just ate at the outback steakhouse right next to a Lowe's Theater, and ordered a full helping of buffalo wings for the movies.

    We walked in, sat down, and as soon as the styrafoam seal was broken, the movie theater smelled like a goddamned kitchen. EVERYONE could smell that shit.


    But it was good.


    And about technology in bathrooms, UNH has flushless urinals, i'm not talkin about motion sensor ones, they use lighter than piss liquid to push the piss down into the drain, reusing the liquid over and over with no problems.Also we have these hand dryers that dry your hands instantly.

    As in there are two openings, you stick your hands down in deep, wait 3 seconds, and pull them out, dry as a packaged napkin.

    How does this hand dryer thing works.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Was it these things you were using?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    smuggling in a case of beer to the movie theater was probably the best idea

    the bad idea was bringing it to the happening, that movie was still shitty

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  • cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
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    Was it these things you were using?

    Yes, that is almost exactly it, except the sides were covered and the holes were not connected, one for each hand.

    It might not dry your hand completely but it worked damn well compared to anything i've ever used or seen.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That reminds me of the bladeless fan.

    The future gentlemen.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That reminds me of the bladeless fan.

    The future gentlemen.

    that is crazy!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That reminds me of the bladeless fan.

    The future gentlemen.

    will these still cause fan death?

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    they have those hand dryers at the san diego zoo. I was so pleasantly surprised, I'd never used hand dryers that actually worked before those.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    smuggling in a case of beer to the movie theater was probably the best idea

    the bad idea was bringing it to the happening, that movie was still shitty

    Once a year I always go see a movie by myself. Always bring in a flask of southern comfort and just have a great time.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    dyson is the leader in making mundane shit awesome

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    typical fans chop the air into chunks

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Looking back now, the future was not entirely as prophetic as Tycho made it out to be. 215121646_fJKua-L-2.jpg

    Lieberman is still a dick though

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i'm pretty disappointed in AI technology all and all

    even if we consider scifi movies very very very liberal predictions

    we still have trouble not getting enemies to run into walls in first person shooters

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man, I remember when that fissure opened up and the moaning horde of damned souls were released

    that was crazy

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Also speaking of movie theaters I went into a bathroom at one with automatic flush, automatic soap dispenser, automatic faucet, and automatic hand towel dispenser.

    I felt like I was in star trek, it was so cool

    It won't be the future until we get automatic poop extractors.

    What else did you think those three seashells did, anyway?

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  • FireflowerFireflower Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    -Tal wrote: »
    we still have trouble not getting enemies to run into walls in first person shooters
    we still have trouble not getting human players to run into walls in first person shooters

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am hesitant about any piece of technology that has the same name as a Terminator character.

    With that said, they work pretty well.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am hesitant about any piece of technology that has the same name as a Terminator character.

    With that said, they work pretty well.

    eh, it's not the dyson manblade or anything

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  • GatsuiokiGatsuioki Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I know I'm late but this right here "PEG harvests the kinetic energy that you’re already generating and converts it into usable power for recharging your handheld electronic devices."

    Is fucking mind blowing.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah it's pretty awesome.
    when you think of it, there's a lot of energy wasted
    basically every joint you move could be used by a piezo-electric device to gather energy

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Powering my computer by furiously masturbating.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's a vicious circle, you'd lose that HD stream if only you'd stop jerking to it

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    THE MORE YOU JERK THE MORE HD IT GETS

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And that's what the machines do

    Powering their civilisation through the chronic masturbation habits of their backwards creators


    Well it makes as much sense as the Matrix did

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    eh, the original idea for the matrix was better
    human brains as giant super computer

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Which they scrapped because the target audience wouldn't get it, apparently

    Yet surely the target audience would be nerds anyway so what kind of logic is that

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    that was surely not the only bad decision about the matrix movies

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the enemy really being a hive mind of human brains seems like it would have been a sweet tweest though. never watched the third movie so whatever

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the third movie was so bad

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah.. it would've meant for a much better story
    -the machines can't just get rid of the humans, because basically they are the hardware they run on
    -human freedom would've intrinsically meant the death of the machines, so the fighting would be much more understandable

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I watched like half of the second movie and didn't bother with the third.

    I just pretend they don't exist, really.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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