There was some online modeling competition for amateurs to gain sponsorship by a cosmetics company, and 4chan conspired to select as the winner a really, really overweight black girl. The presumed leader before that (archetypically perfect barbie doll) apparently since flipped out and said she hopes this stupid n-word doesn't win... and other crap.
Normally I am not amused by mass voting in this stuff, but this one had a payoff that got me laughing
Also, Jesus Christ, my friend's wife has been in labour for the past 24 hours.
It's evening here, and they said they're going to just give up and give her a caesarian in the morning.
So the poor woman will have 36 hours of labour, followed by a caesarian.
Also, little-known secret to caesarians, you get the 'after-labour' when the placenta and stuff comes out, so you get more contractions, but with a big old wound in your gut.
I have been getting a steady stream of forum congratulations since yesterday, so forgive me if I do not respond individually, but thanks for the good wishes.
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since that came right after my post I'm going to take it as an individual response.
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Man, we need a Jersey Shore thread.
There was some online modeling competition for amateurs to gain sponsorship by a cosmetics company, and 4chan conspired to select as the winner a really, really overweight black girl. The presumed leader before that (archetypically perfect barbie doll) apparently since flipped out and said she hopes this stupid n-word doesn't win... and other crap.
Normally I am not amused by mass voting in this stuff, but this one had a payoff that got me laughing
No, that was Bob and Hakkes.
The website is being restrained. No idea how the cable network is handling it.
that's a goyem name.
Good luck.
I'm checking and seeing if people I barely know are up for seeing a movie tomorrow. Yay for people having plans. :?
Yes, you have to resubscribe to the old threads. I assume they will fix it at some point.
He obviously didn't like SE++ and has come back to us.
Apparently it is the new thing (everyone in my dept. now has one).
Also, Jesus Christ, my friend's wife has been in labour for the past 24 hours.
It's evening here, and they said they're going to just give up and give her a caesarian in the morning.
So the poor woman will have 36 hours of labour, followed by a caesarian.
Also, little-known secret to caesarians, you get the 'after-labour' when the placenta and stuff comes out, so you get more contractions, but with a big old wound in your gut.
Poor, poor woman.
(I'm never having offspring, jesus christ)
Still nearly a grand, though.
EDIT: Also
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=12945563&postcount=9
for most unfortunate post.
Tootles.
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him.
Indeed, huzzah!
Laugh
definitely laugh.
And Merry Christmas to the rest of you fine folk.
bafoon
oh holy wow!
Congrats you guys.
at this rate i am well on track to having my heart grow three sizes this day.
called it!
None. We haven't thought that far ahead.
Particularly because the two respective sides will probably have very definite but mutually contradictory ideas about how this should be done.
The trick is to screw both sides equally and don't answer the phones until after the wedding night.
EDIT: I had to screenshot a pdf for that picture and I've just realised I left the mouse cursor visible.