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christmas in the ER (gross pictures on page 11)
World as Myth
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last night I lopped off the end of my pinky chopping an onion with my new beautiful wusthof knives
we spent three hours in the emergency room
also I saw my own bone
now it looks like someone has sewn a pale white booger on the end of my finger, or perhaps like I am .04% zombie
tell me about your disgusting injuries or, better yet, make me feel better about ruining christmas by sharing how you have ruined christmas yourself
we spent three hours in the emergency room
also I saw my own bone
now it looks like someone has sewn a pale white booger on the end of my finger, or perhaps like I am .04% zombie
tell me about your disgusting injuries or, better yet, make me feel better about ruining christmas by sharing how you have ruined christmas yourself
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ahhh now I'm thinking about it AHHHHH
But, anyways, hope you're okay! :|
you should do infomercials for the brand
I once tore my eyelid open on a sharp corner of a wall
I once got stabbed between my thumb and index finger with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.
I once had my nose broken and a piece of my upper lip was torn and hanging down past my chin.
I once got a 5 inch gash above my right hip from falling on ice.
I once chopped off a chunk of my thumb cleaning a knife.
the doctor said I was the fifth knife-slicing-off-part-of-a-finger injury in a row that night, I guess everybody goes hog wild with new knives on christmas
I cut my thumb on a meat slicer pretty bad once, went right through the tendon and had to get that shit reattached to regain movement.
But I never cut off an entire section of a digit.
Did they give you percocet? They gave me percocet.
That was a thing. Didn't see any bones though.
So yeah, sorry to hear that.
This year, the worst I've done is fall on my ass. A lot. Like I forgot how to walk on snow/ice suddenly after 20 years of living here.
Word, I've been acting like I've never seen ice on the ground before.
plz advise
I got one measly vicodin, but they tried to send me out with just ibuprofen
I was like listen
if nothing else that'll make this an especially memorable christmas, though
ahahahahahahahahhh
i'm not sure if it functioned as a warning or a recommendation
still got a nice scar on my right ring finger from the one time I forgot
Roommate bought some Henkel knives a while ago and I'm cutting things and look down and oh hey my thumb is bleeding a whole lot
I BEGGED my parents for weeks and months to buy me one
then, after almost half a year of begging, I got one
Finally, my big day
I drove around for ten minutes before falling on concrete, tearing open my knee and elbow, causing scars still visible today
This was 20 years ago or so
Never touched that board again..
My uncle dropped a rather large knife point down, and it barely missed his foot yesterday. That was pretty freaky.
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One year I got shot right before Christmas, My mother had to come pick me up at the ER and since I was only 15, she had to explain to the Police that "these things happen to him a lot"
hahaha this is pretty terrific
Those things are made for slicing finger tips. I won't touch one without a glove or that plastic guard.
you got a sick wicked scar for christmas?
that's metal as fuck
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chicks dig scars
hell yes!
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It wasn't me, but two years ago my brother had a slow leak from his ruptured appendix from the beginning of December. He finally went in to the ER on... the 15th? Didn't get out of the hospital till the 23rd, and he still had a little drainage bag. One of the cards he wrote said "To Dad, From The Lame Horse".