My brother inlaw gave my mom a set of Wustof knives with the instructions USE WITH EXTREME CARE written on the box in very large lettering.. she's notorious for chopping off fingers, arms, heads etc... with those damn things.
She's got that beat though... One christmas when I was a kid, after opening all our gifts, the family went for a walk with the dogs, my mother wearing her new jacket. One of the dogs saw a squirrel or something and bolted off, pulling my mother straight down on her face, her 2 front teeth chipped off on the sidewalk... and tearing a couple good holes in her new jacket, among other scrapes and bruises.. the teeth was the worst though.. ouch. That was a pretty lousy f'ing christmas day for her...
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Holy shit, I hope that heals okay.
Not nearly as impressive, but I was cutting up some foamcore and cardstock textures out to make D&D tiles, and cut my fingertip fairly deep after a while. I went to go wash up, and only then did I notice that a bunch of my fingers had little scars on them from earlier cuts.
The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.
The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.
look on the bright side
in only nine horrible finger burns, you'll be the perfect spy
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The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.
walk it off faggot
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Until you light your hands on fire like I have multiple times at work, I don't want to hear about pinky burns. Also, getting still molten glass on your arm hurts like a motherfucker too, even after burning through your safety gear.
we've been meaning to get some good sharp knives
i think if a knife cuts a pinky off, it's good enough to cut a butternut squash up
i will search them out
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
When I was 3 I crammed a peanut up my nose while pretending to be a dragon or something, and we had to go to the emergency room. While we were in the waiting room I sneezed and the peanut shot out onto my lap. I promptly ate the peanut.
I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.
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When I was 3 I crammed a peanut up my nose while pretending to be a dragon or something, and we had to go to the emergency room. While we were in the waiting room I sneezed and the peanut shot out onto my lap. I promptly ate the peanut.
I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.
sounds like you know what to cut first
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
My sister in law is due to have a baby today
so I don't know maybe I'll go to the emergency room?
knives are actually safer when they're sharp, so you're not struggling against some piece of flesh and end up yanking the knife into your hand or other body part.
that being said, if you're going to lop off a piece of your philanges, you might as well do it with a Wusthof.
I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.
For Christmas a few years ago I got a decent pot and pan set (the ones I had before were all gutted on the bottom etc).
One night I am walking into the kitchen as my roommate is making mac and cheese, to stir it though he is using a fork, scratching the bottom of the pan.
Roommates just don't appreciate nice things.
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My mother lost the tip of her finger to a glass vase that shattered while she was washing it. They sewed it back on and she, too, had a "white booger" for awhile until it was clear that it was way too swollen to be healthy.
As it turned out a day or so later, scar tissue had formed under the wound and was preventing it from healing properly.
She had to go back to the doctor and have the finger cut open and the scar tissue scraped out and then have the finger sewn back together or else the tip of the finger was going to die and rot.
So WaM, what I am saying is be careful with your re-attached nub. Make sure it looks like it's healing properly.
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didn't think much of it until a few hours later when I took off my pants to go to bed and OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?
I appreciate this
Also my cat scratched me when I was back home for Christmas because he is a dick.
I guess I could try and slice the webs between my fingers with an itunes card
Congratulation! You're a woman!
shut up jerk
my dad did something like this to his right index finger with a motorcycle chain once
he said the end of his finger looked like when you pick a raspberry off the vine
at least it's dying
at worst WaM's gonna have some trouble drinking tea properly or maybe playing guitar hero
She's got that beat though... One christmas when I was a kid, after opening all our gifts, the family went for a walk with the dogs, my mother wearing her new jacket. One of the dogs saw a squirrel or something and bolted off, pulling my mother straight down on her face, her 2 front teeth chipped off on the sidewalk... and tearing a couple good holes in her new jacket, among other scrapes and bruises.. the teeth was the worst though.. ouch. That was a pretty lousy f'ing christmas day for her...
Not nearly as impressive, but I was cutting up some foamcore and cardstock textures out to make D&D tiles, and cut my fingertip fairly deep after a while. I went to go wash up, and only then did I notice that a bunch of my fingers had little scars on them from earlier cuts.
Well shit, susie, try not dying why don't ya
People over 18 get it, too!
look on the bright side
in only nine horrible finger burns, you'll be the perfect spy
walk it off faggot
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oh no they were a present from my mom! she got me like 8 of em and one of those nice knife blocks that rests them horizontally
I made two incisions into the onion before slicing my finger
mom made me promise to take a knife class
And some armour.
out of everything I chop at that job I think onions have the most potential for finger slicings
Yeah that was un fun
i think if a knife cuts a pinky off, it's good enough to cut a butternut squash up
i will search them out
I think it was Christmas eve.
haha
sounds like you know what to cut first
so I don't know maybe I'll go to the emergency room?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
that being said, if you're going to lop off a piece of your philanges, you might as well do it with a Wusthof.
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they actually make chainmail gloves specifically for butchers, generally when working with fish
For Christmas a few years ago I got a decent pot and pan set (the ones I had before were all gutted on the bottom etc).
One night I am walking into the kitchen as my roommate is making mac and cheese, to stir it though he is using a fork, scratching the bottom of the pan.
Roommates just don't appreciate nice things.
it goes from the pink part of my nail diagonally down the pad, a big ol chunk
like a quarter inch of it was flopping around I think (I couldn't look at it once it got really bloody)
and yeah they reattached it, which is why it looks like a zombie finger
As it turned out a day or so later, scar tissue had formed under the wound and was preventing it from healing properly.
She had to go back to the doctor and have the finger cut open and the scar tissue scraped out and then have the finger sewn back together or else the tip of the finger was going to die and rot.
So WaM, what I am saying is be careful with your re-attached nub. Make sure it looks like it's healing properly.