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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I just got home after a three-hour delay for a two-hour flight.

    You may shower me with adoration, now.
    Were you also subject to especially onerous security measures that have arisen following that failed act of terrorism?
    I got on a flight an airport that doesn't have gate numbers, because there's only one gate. So, no.

    I also hit up a Gamestop during the downtime, picked up Devil May Cry 3 and GTA: Vice City.

    I didn't even know they had those for the dreamcast.
    man they're not that old

    there are only what, three sequels for them?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Also some clothing is highly functional. High heels make crouching for blowjobs easier.

    Huh.

    That's one of those "It's so obvious, why didn't it ever occur to me?" things.

    Yeah, it was kind of a revelation to me too.

    I know what I'm getting my girlfriend for my birthday.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So, uh

    if you start typing "All holes " into Google, it suggests a completion of "all holes occupied by chocolate pythons"

    what

    I don't know man

    I don't know

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    I like the suggestion if you type "where doing"

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Fuck wrex

    never used him
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A CLOTHED FEMALE COULD BE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN A NAKED ONE

    What? Many girls have cellulite and droopy boobs. Clothes cover these things.

    dude tell that to Wrex

    look, let the guy have some conservative views


    he's a centuries old war veteran who's good in a fight. He's a no-frills sort of guy, see?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I just got home after a three-hour delay for a two-hour flight.

    You may shower me with adoration, now.
    Were you also subject to especially onerous security measures that have arisen following that failed act of terrorism?
    I got on a flight an airport that doesn't have gate numbers, because there's only one gate. So, no.

    I also hit up a Gamestop during the downtime, picked up Devil May Cry 3 and GTA: Vice City.

    I didn't even know they had those for the dreamcast.
    man they're not that old

    there are only what, three sequels for them?

    Thanatos likes to wait for a game until the game store will actually pay him to take the game out to the dumpster for them.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I like the suggestion if you type "where doing"

    What does it mean?!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So, uh

    if you start typing "All holes " into Google, it suggests a completion of "all holes occupied by chocolate pythons"

    what

    I don't know man

    I don't know

    who calls a penis a python? It's like calling a vagina a liger.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

    who is Annie

    I want to see Annie

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thanatos likes to wait for a game until the game store will actually pay him to take the game out to the dumpster for them.

    I just got Freedom Force off of Steam last night. :P

    Cheapass gaming is good gaming.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

    who is Annie

    I want to see Annie

    Watch Community

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

    who is Annie

    I want to see Annie

    Watch Community

    Pfft no

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

    who is Annie

    I want to see Annie

    Watch Community

    Pfft no
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    Also: Community is hilarious.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    woah wait Community is about a community college in Denver? in the Springs that means 40% of the student body have children and the rest are over 50

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    whoa Annie is hot

    edit: perhaps you'll invite one of your friends for a threeway

    who is Annie

    I want to see Annie

    Watch Community

    Pfft no

    you suck

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The jew chick in there is hot.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Should I get Bioshock for $5.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This mix is at the crossroads.

    This is the hard part.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Omg Oddworld! I gotta get that.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Abu Ghraib!
    Apu from the Simpsons!
    KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XqjK1O-6d0

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Should I get Bioshock for $5.

    It's an okay game.

    No idea how it got so popular. But it's an okay game.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Should I get Bioshock for $5.

    I will hit you if you don't.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Should I get Bioshock for $5.

    I got it for 5 bucks back when Direct to Drive had their sale. It is the best 5 bucks I have spent on gaming in years.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Should I get Bioshock for $5.

    yeah

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Bioshock seemed pretty shitty to me. Does it get better after the introduction?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    the last google suggestion for "is france" is great.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Heh one of the professors in that clip is named "Professor Mogadishu".

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Bioshock seemed pretty shitty to me. Does it get better after the introduction?

    I'm still working through the game, but it seems fairly repetitive to me.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Bioshock seemed pretty shitty to me. Does it get better after the introduction?

    It was one of the most entertaining games I have played for ages.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Bioshock seemed pretty shitty to me. Does it get better after the introduction?

    It is a great game but probably not all that amazing if you don't have much of an attention span. It's probably the most interesting story/ setting that I've seen attached to a shooter. Not really sure where your preferences lie.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bioshock's introduction is brilliant

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's a very beautiful game, but to me it feels like a really cramped HL game.

    Which is fine except I have played a non-cramped HL game.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I hadn't thought about oddworld in almost a decade. Awesome.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's a very beautiful game, but to me it feels like a really cramped HL game.

    Which is fine except I have played a non-cramped HL game.
    Bioshock was the game that comforted me after my enormous HL2 disappointment

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bioshock suggests that Atlas Shrugged could have been good if it hadn't been written by a talentless retard

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's a very beautiful game, but to me it feels like a really cramped HL game.

    Which is fine except I have played a non-cramped HL game.

    For some reason while I enjoyed HL, it didn't really resonate with me. Maybe because I played it way late - my first actual exposure to it was from the Orange Box, so the technology felt a little aged.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Bioshock suggests that Atlas Shrugged could have been good if it hadn't been written by a talentless retard

    And also maybe if the last half had been the exact opposite of what happened in the book.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Abu Ghraib!
    Apu from the Simpsons!
    KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XqjK1O-6d0

    I watched this, and remembered being in debate in high school. I learned how to connect anything to nuclear war. Even white chocolate.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Bioshock suggests that Atlas Shrugged could have been good if it hadn't been written by a talentless retard

    And also maybe if the last half had been the exact opposite of what happened in the book.

    well if someone talented had explored the same themes the plot would have been completely different, not some jagoff crap about heroic train executives and magic alloys

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