ahmg, what in the hell. that looks painful as shit. i hope they numbed you from the shoulder down when they repeatedly stuck that needle in your fingertip.
i've jammed a chef knife into the web between my thumb and forefinger, about an inch deep. didn't feel a thing, but watching in shock as the skin opened up like a blooming flower and the blood.....
you know what? never mind. hope you feel better WaM.
yeah, it's incredible to observe how your mind and body behave when you injure yourself! this is my first major injury of any kind and it's totally a lame one
but yeah, they numbed my finger up pretty good before they stitched it back on. the numbing process was the worst part. I have about twelve tiny dots around the base of my finger where they injected the anesthetic, and every time they did it it felt like a tiny fishing hook dragging my entire finger away
seriously, the worst part
12? It should have only taken 4 to block the whole finger.
yeah, she tried to do it with 4, but I could still feel half of my finger and I really did not want to feel anything at all
maybe she was an intern, but whatevs
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edited December 2009
i was taking apart an old computer once and the hard drive wouldn't come out
after jerking it around a bit it flew out and i ended up putting a rather small gash on my thumb knuckle.
it bled a lot
but now i have a scar shaped like an L and that is the first letter of my girlfriends name so it is all DESTINY
ahmg, what in the hell. that looks painful as shit. i hope they numbed you from the shoulder down when they repeatedly stuck that needle in your fingertip.
i've jammed a chef knife into the web between my thumb and forefinger, about an inch deep. didn't feel a thing, but watching in shock as the skin opened up like a blooming flower and the blood.....
you know what? never mind. hope you feel better WaM.
yeah, it's incredible to observe how your mind and body behave when you injure yourself! this is my first major injury of any kind and it's totally a lame one
but yeah, they numbed my finger up pretty good before they stitched it back on. the numbing process was the worst part. I have about twelve tiny dots around the base of my finger where they injected the anesthetic, and every time they did it it felt like a tiny fishing hook dragging my entire finger away
seriously, the worst part
It really is. I cut up my left thumb pretty good on two different occasions and had to get stitches. It's horrible because it's not just one awful shot, it's several, and it just hurts more and more. It's not even like a regular shot, you can just feel the shit they inject swelling up your fingertip and it feels likes it's going to explode. Ugh. Horrible.
i imagine it to be like standing on a city sidewalk during a hot summer day doing your best to spray all the little children running back and forth to cool them off.
only you're spraying them with liters of blood and you run out after like five minutes.
Oh also one time I was at a party with my cousin and his friend
and this guy just starts handing out these knives to everybody
(he had like, this really expensive ridiculous knife collection)
so our buddy, drunk as fuck, has this huge bowie knife and he starts hacking at this tree with it
all of a sudden we hear
"shit
shit
i think
i think i shanked myself"
This guy has managed to shank himself in the thigh attacking a tree, and is bleeding everywhere.
Cue my cousin picking him up, and running him to the hospital. ( it was a REALLY small town)
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
When I was a kid of say, 6 or so, I stepped on a rake in order to determine whether it would hit me in the head or not, as portrayed in Tom & Jerry cartoons. Smart, I know, but I was a kid and the TV made me do it.
I was barefoot.
It was a metal rake with the big curved teeth. Not like a leaf rake, but like for moving dirt around in the garden.
So I step on the dirty metal rake as hard as i can and watch for the end of the handle to come flying towards my face. The handles pops up an inch or two, and I look down at my foot, puzzled as to why the experiment didn't achieve the desired results.
I start screaming.
I managed to cut a huge gash in the skin between first and second toes. With a dirty metal rake.
My mom, who was about five feet behind me, gardening at the time, immediately jumps into action and gets me inside, cleans the wound, does some quick bandaging, and sets me up on the couch with my foot elevated so she can change her clothes befor driving me to the ER.
When she returns she tells me that it's time to go to the hospital and I need to get up. I was apparently in a bit of shock, because I told her to go with out me and I would be fine right there on the couch.
My mom tries to stifle a laugh and gets my step-father to carry me out to the car.
I got a bunch of stitches, but I don't remember much.
i cut myself on christmas trying to juggle my dad's new knife set
it wasn't bad though
I just looked around and went
"anyone wanna be blood brothers?....
now's your chance!"
also, one time we were playing soccer in gym class
i went to kick the ball
so did this other kid
but he missed and kicked my foot
specifically my big toe knuckle
i walked on it and limped for a month before i finally went to a doctor
the knuckle was crushed
they had to go in and take it out bit by bit and replace it with a metal knuckle.
I had this as goalie except with my hand. The fat piece of shit fractured my pinkie on my right hand and my teacher told me to keep writing with it. Went to the hospital later that day and for some reason they gave me a cast up to my elbow, which made the teacher feel really bad the next day which in turn made me happy.
also me and almost all my friends have various pieces of pencil lead stuck in our bodies from having pencil duels
guy I know has a big chunk just sitting in his palm from when he was like 10
When I was a kid of say, 6 or so, I stepped on a rake in order to determine whether it would hit me in the head or not, as portrayed in Tom & Jerry cartoons. Smart, I know, but I was a kid and the TV made me do it.
I was barefoot.
It was a metal rake with the big curved teeth. Not like a leaf rake, but like for moving dirt around in the garden.
So I step on the dirty metal rake as hard as i can and watch for the end of the handle to come flying towards my face. The handles pops up an inch or two, and I look down at my foot, puzzled as to why the experiment didn't achieve the desired results.
I start screaming.
I managed to cut a huge gash in the skin between first and second toes. With a dirty metal rake.
My mom, who was about five feet behind me, gardening at the time, immediately jumps into action and gets me inside, cleans the wound, does some quick bandaging, and sets me up on the couch with my foot elevated so she can change her clothes befor driving me to the ER.
When she returns she tells me that it's time to go to the hospital and I need to get up. I was apparently in a bit of shock, because I told her to go with out me and I would be fine right there on the couch.
My mom tries to stifle a laugh and gets my step-father to carry me out to the car.
I got a bunch of stitches, but I don't remember much.
Dumb kid.
Same thing kind of happened to me, but ... opposite.
I DIDN'T mean to step on it - but I did - and it swung up and hit me, then it fell down and I tripped over it and fell right on top of it.
Doctors said I was very close to having a lung punctured. Missed narrowly, hoorah for luck.
I jumped over a creek and onto a place where I didn't notice there had been something burnt. Something with nails in it. One went into my foot a wee bit, didn't really hurt much, my tetanus shot was recent enough and any hospital was too far away that we trusted it for then and went out boating on a lake for a bit. Trying to talk when you're going fairly fast and have to do more work with your mouth muscles makes them feel tired and your jaw harder to open, which made for a very worried llama. I didn't end up dying though so I think it ended up alright.
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yeah, she tried to do it with 4, but I could still feel half of my finger and I really did not want to feel anything at all
maybe she was an intern, but whatevs
after jerking it around a bit it flew out and i ended up putting a rather small gash on my thumb knuckle.
it bled a lot
but now i have a scar shaped like an L and that is the first letter of my girlfriends name so it is all DESTINY
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It really is. I cut up my left thumb pretty good on two different occasions and had to get stitches. It's horrible because it's not just one awful shot, it's several, and it just hurts more and more. It's not even like a regular shot, you can just feel the shit they inject swelling up your fingertip and it feels likes it's going to explode. Ugh. Horrible.
good times, good times
was it like:
LOOK AT ME! I AM A FIRE HYDRANT!
like it was the back of their house and they had a picnic table and everything back there
so one year we were sledding
and whoops ramming my head into the picnic table
8 stitches i think, still got the indent on my head.
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only you're spraying them with liters of blood and you run out after like five minutes.
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I think it's when you spray blood in a manner not unlike a hydrant spraying water.
i went to kick the ball
so did this other kid
but he missed and kicked my foot
specifically my big toe knuckle
i walked on it and limped for a month before i finally went to a doctor
the knuckle was crushed
they had to go in and take it out bit by bit and replace it with a metal knuckle.
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my friend came over briefly and i dont remember it
but there is a picture of me looking totally coked out because of drugs in my bed and all my friends in costumes standing around me
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the inside of your thigh looks a lot like steak
Holy shit yes.
the mere idea of having a person take a needle and thread to my skin almost makes me retch.
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we were hilariously stupid children
this is something our gene pool could really do without :rotate:
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we needed kindling alright
we didn't have a hatchet
but we did have kitchen knives and hammers
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narrowly missed severing the tendon! i could see it though
they look like rice noodles covered in blood
i've been very lucky and apparently very hungry in my accidents
im surprised it went all the way to the bone
if it was a Wusthof i probably would have lost my finger.
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and this guy just starts handing out these knives to everybody
(he had like, this really expensive ridiculous knife collection)
so our buddy, drunk as fuck, has this huge bowie knife and he starts hacking at this tree with it
all of a sudden we hear
"shit
shit
i think
i think i shanked myself"
This guy has managed to shank himself in the thigh attacking a tree, and is bleeding everywhere.
Cue my cousin picking him up, and running him to the hospital. ( it was a REALLY small town)
I was barefoot.
It was a metal rake with the big curved teeth. Not like a leaf rake, but like for moving dirt around in the garden.
So I step on the dirty metal rake as hard as i can and watch for the end of the handle to come flying towards my face. The handles pops up an inch or two, and I look down at my foot, puzzled as to why the experiment didn't achieve the desired results.
I start screaming.
I managed to cut a huge gash in the skin between first and second toes. With a dirty metal rake.
My mom, who was about five feet behind me, gardening at the time, immediately jumps into action and gets me inside, cleans the wound, does some quick bandaging, and sets me up on the couch with my foot elevated so she can change her clothes befor driving me to the ER.
When she returns she tells me that it's time to go to the hospital and I need to get up. I was apparently in a bit of shock, because I told her to go with out me and I would be fine right there on the couch.
My mom tries to stifle a laugh and gets my step-father to carry me out to the car.
I got a bunch of stitches, but I don't remember much.
Dumb kid.
This indicates severe psychological issues
it wasn't bad though
I just looked around and went
"anyone wanna be blood brothers?....
now's your chance!"
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one time I set it on the ground and forgot about it
and then stepped on it
and several pieces of glass went into my foot
I removed most of them but one was worked under the skin and being pigheaded I never told anyone so I just ignored it
the skin grew over it but I could still see it under the skin
every few days I would check on it and it faded and faded an faded and then was gone
so either I dissolved a piece of glass or there's a 1 inch square piece of glass in my left foot to this day
i figured it wasn't really that big a deal
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I had this as goalie except with my hand. The fat piece of shit fractured my pinkie on my right hand and my teacher told me to keep writing with it. Went to the hospital later that day and for some reason they gave me a cast up to my elbow, which made the teacher feel really bad the next day which in turn made me happy.
guy I know has a big chunk just sitting in his palm from when he was like 10
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Same thing kind of happened to me, but ... opposite.
I DIDN'T mean to step on it - but I did - and it swung up and hit me, then it fell down and I tripped over it and fell right on top of it.
Doctors said I was very close to having a lung punctured. Missed narrowly, hoorah for luck.
I got my tetanus shot that day.
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